BURNT CORN, Alabama - A few weeks ago Hampton "Bubba" Settingset, 59, was bird hunting with his bird dog Larry on a 40 acre patch of land on his Burnt Corn farm. After about two hours of walking around Settingset decided to take a little break. He carefully laid his rifle up against a tree. Larry, suddenly saw a flock of birds appear in the autumn sky and he started barking and jumping up a...
ATLANTA, Georgia (ABSNN) - The Learning Channel, once home to NASA, now home to Honey Boo Boo, has signed former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to a two-year, weekly outdoor, hunting themed show called "Hunting from Hueys." "We are exceptionally plea...
TARZANA, California - Jennifer Aniston recently attended a music concert featuring Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. The concert was held at the newly opened Gary Busey International Speedway which is located on a tract of land that was once...
The Hunting Act 2004 is a United Kingdom Act of Parliament. Its effect is to outlaw hunting with dogs - particularly for foxes, deer, hares and mink. During the pre-legislation debate it was claimed by the country sports community that the Act would be devastating to rural economies as well as undermining centuries of agrarian cultural tradition. Eight years on, however, it is apparent, even...
CASPER, WY (ANSNN) - Former Vice President Dick Cheney sent a written invitation to President Obama to come to his Wyoming ranch in April for some dove hunting. Dick Cheney loves to hunt doves; as his record in government affairs clearly shows. T...
Following the discovery of a dead body on their Sandringham estate, the Royal Family has categorically denied that the body is that of a member of the public who was shot by Prince Philip. The Prince, who had spent Christmas in hospital followin...
IOWA - As Rick Perry was stepping out of his bullet proof deluxe edition of his sports utility vehicle pumping Jay-Z's 'Can I get…..' at a hunting preserve, he told reporters, "It's time for brand new colors, colors that Crayola hasn't even imagined.
Realizing the futility of her chances for the 2012 presidential election, Palin and a few select investors will open their first Alaskan Steaks franchise based in Ottumwa, Alaska. With a business plan that calls for direct competition with Omaha...
HARFOLD, Vt.--Texas Governor Rick Perry is again on the defensive, this time due to a revelation that he'd hunted at and brought guests to a hunting lodge that carried the name Niggerhead. "I thought it was Nigerhead, like the fish," said Perry sp...
The White House was today forced to issue a statement in a bid to silence rumors that the US used a Predator trophy assassin in order to finally "get" Bin Laden, found hiding in a stronghold in Pakistan. Sources close to the President are said to...
All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...
In a remarkable turn of events, it transpires that humanity is tailoring the biosphere of Earth, proving once and for all that they are the designers mooted by the sham-science, scaremongering, opiate for the unimaginative: Intelligent Design communi...
In order to get a leg (or is that "beak"?) up on rival Bugs Bunny, Warner Bros. actor Daffy Duck has released his very own spice. In the tradition of Paul Newman's salad dressings, Daffy will release a meat spice and marinade called "Daffy Duck's Rab...
There are roughly 1.5 million feral hogs in the Lone Star state. Feral hogs prey on livestock, knock down fences and crap all over crops. Many Texans are fed up with the destructive beasts that are descended from hogs that were brought over by Span...
LAREDO - Canadian heartthrob Justin Bieber spent three days relaxing down on Robert Pattinson's Texas ranch, El Rancho De La Senora Loca (The Crazy Woman Ranch). Bieber told a reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he had a great time...
For food, recreation or trade, some people fish; others kill wildlife. Of course, the killing of graceful quails, pheasants, deer etc is legal. However, in the business of hunting, there is one appalling form of hunting: the trapping, capturing or killing of Homo erectus! The last formal human hunting took place in Vietnam, but invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan was a turning point in the history...
While filming her new hit show Alaska, Sarah Palin accidental shot her Personal Aide of two years, in the face. It all happened when Sarah and the filming crew were out in the Alaskan tundra. Sarah wanted to bag a Moose, or Squirrel, either way...
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