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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Messes Up The Venezuelan National Anthem At A Soccer Match In Caracas And President Hugo Chavez Has Her Arrested

Christina Aguilera Messes Up The Venezuelan National Anthem At A Soccer Match In Caracas And President Hugo Chavez Has Her Arrested

CARACAS, Venezuela - Many years ago Linda Ronstadt sang a song titled, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me." And that song could easily become Christina Aguilera's theme song what with her string of bad luck that she has been through lately. First she flubs the...

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Funny story: Bolivian Waxing Mogul Wakes Up With Hair Across His Arse!

Bolivian Waxing Mogul Wakes Up With Hair Across His Arse!

Colonel Juan Bolivar III earned his millions the hard way, one curly pubic hair at a time! The eccentric entrepreneur started with only one waxing stand in a remote village in the hills of Bolivia, but his technique proved so popular, his talents be...

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Funny story: TLC Gives Hugo Chavez His Own Reality Show

TLC Gives Hugo Chavez His Own Reality Show

For the first time in the history of the The Learning Channel, TLC crews are headed south of the border to create a new reality show based on the exploits of Hugo Chavez in Venezuela. Entitled "Individuo solo del Aceite" or "Lonely Oil Guy," the show...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez to require permits for everything

Hugo Chavez to require permits for everything

Hugo Chavez the highly feared unquestioned dictator of the Imprisoned State of Venezuela will be requiring all citizens and foreign tourists to have permits unless you are a government official, a foreign diplomat or happen to Cindy Sheehan or some o...

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Funny story: Pat Robertson plots to get Hugo Chavez

Pat Robertson plots to get Hugo Chavez

Five years ago, Pat Robertson suggested the United States government assassinate Hugo Chavez. Because the United States government has not done this, Pat Robertson is heading down to Venezuela to do the deed himself, he has packed an AK-47, 1000 r...

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Funny story: Chavez Nationalizes Fruits & Vegetables: Sean Penn Named Kumquat Czar!

Chavez Nationalizes Fruits & Vegetables: Sean Penn Named Kumquat Czar!

Hugo Chavez made a move on controlling the last 20% of the Nation's private industry today by nationalizing all food sources, including imported fruits and vegetables. To insure his mandate was carried out, he imported Hollywood Fruit Sean Penn to ov...

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Funny story: Obama, Vowing to Kick Ass, Nationalizes The Bankrupt Texas Rangers With Help from Goldman Sachs!

Obama, Vowing to Kick Ass, Nationalizes The Bankrupt Texas Rangers With Help from Goldman Sachs!

President Obama, batting O for Forever on the Political Scene, was moved to step into bankruptcy proceedings for the Texas Rangers, mired in bad debt caused by imprudent borrowing to sign disappointing players saying "The time to kick some ass is no...

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Funny story: Caracas is South America's Deadliest City: "That's my Town!" Crows Sean Penn At Ceremony Honoring Chavez.

Caracas is South America's Deadliest City: "That's my Town!" Crows Sean Penn At Ceremony Honoring Chavez.

Follyood actor and activist Sean Penn was on hand today to award his idol and mentor Hugo Chavez the coveted 'Golden Bullet Award' for presiding over South America's deadliest city. The smiling Penn, always effusive in his support for the Narco Di...

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Funny story: Spoof Reporter Extracted from Russia, Scores Another Scoop in Venezuela with Chavez!

Spoof Reporter Extracted from Russia, Scores Another Scoop in Venezuela with Chavez!

Intrepid Spoof Reporter Earl Grey, fresh off his historic interview with Vladimir Putin, managed to fly out of Russia in the nick of time, booking a hop on an almost empty return flight of a Venezuelan DC-3 Narcotics Plane. Grey said the trip was mildly euphoric, due to cabin residue, but otherwise uncomfortable as he was forced to sit in a canvas sling and endure the cold as the WWII twin en...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Would Love To Give Chavez A Slap

Gordon Brown Would Love To Give Chavez A Slap

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has aroused the ire of British PM Gordon 'The Gorgon' Brown by calling on Britain to return the Falkland Islands (Las Malvinas) to Argentinian sovereignty at a summit of South American nations. Looking a bit comica...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez Lets One Rip at U.N. General Assembly

Hugo Chavez Lets One Rip at U.N. General Assembly

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez delivered an address to the United Nations Thursday, then delivered a crack rattler that replaced the "smell of hope" at the world body with a much more pungent aroma, said witnesses. "It most certainly does not sm...

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Funny story: Blockbuster Trade: Team Obama Sends 'Green Czar' Van Jones to Team Venezuela for 2 Community Organizers to Be Named Later Plus Cash!

Blockbuster Trade: Team Obama Sends 'Green Czar' Van Jones to Team Venezuela for 2 Community Organizers to Be Named Later Plus Cash!

Caracas, Venezuela/ Futbol News - Team Venezuela Owner, Coach and Manager Hugo Chavez is said to be exuberant today after acquiring the services of multi-talented rabble rouser and shit stirrer, Van Jones after Jones was finally expelled on multiple...

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Funny story: Obama Hints That Venezuela May Become The 51st State

Obama Hints That Venezuela May Become The 51st State

CARACAS, Venezuela - President Barack Obama met with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez about the possibility of Venezuela becoming the 51st state. President Obama was first approached with this unbelievable proposal back in December when he attende...

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Funny story: Chavez Threatens To Give All Of US, NATO Swine Flu!

Chavez Threatens To Give All Of US, NATO Swine Flu!

In his latest tirade against America, Hugo Chavez claims that he may send thousands of his volunteers, all having been given the Swine Flu, into America through the easy border crossing from Mexico. "America has made a bad mistake in keeping all i...

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Funny story: Chavez gives Obama a book that he says will solve climate change: "To Serve Man"

Chavez gives Obama a book that he says will solve climate change: "To Serve Man"

New York, New York - Like scene out of Rod Serling's "Twilight Zone" the world silently witnessed in the still photographs and brief video footage what can only be described as a surreal moment as Venezuela's socialist president, Hugo Chavez, handed...

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Funny story: Chavez warns his people off eating beans

Chavez warns his people off eating beans

South America - Venezoolian President Ugo Chevy reacted to Mr. Satan who mouthed off pretty bad. Mr. Satan, of Columbia, said he just might invade Venezoolia to look for Farcs. "We know how they drop cans of beans and then send in dogs to find...

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Funny story: Mexican Government Collapses, Napolitano Cedes 100 Miles of US Border

Mexican Government Collapses, Napolitano Cedes 100 Miles of US Border

Tijuna, Mexico/ Rolling Stone, International Edition - Buried under a snowfall of an unprecedented storm of incoming cocaine shipments, Mexico's President Felipe De Jesus Calderon finally called it a day and resigned, leaving the country in the hands...

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