Hugo Chavez, the chubby Mexican ruler of some South American country, has returned from a trip to Cuba to cure an infection of a rather nasty STD. He claimed he didn't know where he caught the VD (Venezuela Disease), but unfortunately he had left it...
CARACAS, Venezuela - Many years ago Linda Ronstadt sang a song titled, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me." And that song could easily become Christina Aguilera's theme song what with her string of bad luck that she has been through lately. First she flubs the...
Colonel Juan Bolivar III earned his millions the hard way, one curly pubic hair at a time! The eccentric entrepreneur started with only one waxing stand in a remote village in the hills of Bolivia, but his technique proved so popular, his talents be...
For the first time in the history of the The Learning Channel, TLC crews are headed south of the border to create a new reality show based on the exploits of Hugo Chavez in Venezuela. Entitled "Individuo solo del Aceite" or "Lonely Oil Guy," the show...
Hugo Chavez the highly feared unquestioned dictator of the Imprisoned State of Venezuela will be requiring all citizens and foreign tourists to have permits unless you are a government official, a foreign diplomat or happen to Cindy Sheehan or some o...
Five years ago, Pat Robertson suggested the United States government assassinate Hugo Chavez. Because the United States government has not done this, Pat Robertson is heading down to Venezuela to do the deed himself, he has packed an AK-47, 1000 r...
Hugo Chavez made a move on controlling the last 20% of the Nation's private industry today by nationalizing all food sources, including imported fruits and vegetables. To insure his mandate was carried out, he imported Hollywood Fruit Sean Penn to ov...
President Obama, batting O for Forever on the Political Scene, was moved to step into bankruptcy proceedings for the Texas Rangers, mired in bad debt caused by imprudent borrowing to sign disappointing players saying "The time to kick some ass is no...
Follyood actor and activist Sean Penn was on hand today to award his idol and mentor Hugo Chavez the coveted 'Golden Bullet Award' for presiding over South America's deadliest city. The smiling Penn, always effusive in his support for the Narco Di...
Intrepid Spoof Reporter Earl Grey, fresh off his historic interview with Vladimir Putin, managed to fly out of Russia in the nick of time, booking a hop on an almost empty return flight of a Venezuelan DC-3 Narcotics Plane. Grey said the trip was mildly euphoric, due to cabin residue, but otherwise uncomfortable as he was forced to sit in a canvas sling and endure the cold as the WWII twin en...
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has aroused the ire of British PM Gordon 'The Gorgon' Brown by calling on Britain to return the Falkland Islands (Las Malvinas) to Argentinian sovereignty at a summit of South American nations. Looking a bit comica...
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez delivered an address to the United Nations Thursday, then delivered a crack rattler that replaced the "smell of hope" at the world body with a much more pungent aroma, said witnesses. "It most certainly does not sm...
Caracas, Venezuela/ Futbol News - Team Venezuela Owner, Coach and Manager Hugo Chavez is said to be exuberant today after acquiring the services of multi-talented rabble rouser and shit stirrer, Van Jones after Jones was finally expelled on multiple...
CARACAS, Venezuela - President Barack Obama met with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez about the possibility of Venezuela becoming the 51st state. President Obama was first approached with this unbelievable proposal back in December when he attende...
In his latest tirade against America, Hugo Chavez claims that he may send thousands of his volunteers, all having been given the Swine Flu, into America through the easy border crossing from Mexico. "America has made a bad mistake in keeping all i...
New York, New York - Like scene out of Rod Serling's "Twilight Zone" the world silently witnessed in the still photographs and brief video footage what can only be described as a surreal moment as Venezuela's socialist president, Hugo Chavez, handed...
South America - Venezoolian President Ugo Chevy reacted to Mr. Satan who mouthed off pretty bad. Mr. Satan, of Columbia, said he just might invade Venezoolia to look for Farcs. "We know how they drop cans of beans and then send in dogs to find...
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