The PR Director of Al Queda, Ali Barkingmad, has hit back at the western media claiming unfair bias in relation to the recent Hudson River air crash. Ali Barkingmad is barking mad at reports that the captain of the Airbus A320 Jet, which had to be...
An environmentalist group have wasted no time issuing a writ against the pilot of the downed US Airlines aeroplane that crashed into the Hudson River. The plane's pilot, Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, was hailed by passengers as a hero, but environ...
Because of the recent crash of US Airways Flight 1549 into the Hudson river and the probability that it was caused by a bird strike, all birds, including pigeons, are to be outfitted with a portable transponder, allowing them to be tracked by air tra...
New York, New York - Like Icarus who sailed too close to the Sun on wings partially composed of wax that melted, the Lawn Chair Balloonist so too journeyed too close to the Sun. Only instead of crashing into the sea like Icarus, it is believed the la...
Special To The New York Ribald Daily - U.S. Airways has concluded that the pilot of Hudson River Glider 1549 had planned to hit birds and ditch the plane. "Sully" Sullenberger, III, conspiratorial genius, has had the hots for stewardess Misty Bottom...
Rescue teams this morning were working "round the clock, with all hands on deck" to locate any surviving geese involved in Thursday's crash landing of US Airways Flight 1594, according to team lead Robert Hansen. "You prepare your whole life for...
New York, New York - Suffering from dementia, short-term memory loss and the indignity of having his driver's license recently revoked by the California Department of Motor Vehicles for failing to pass his driver's test, Captain, Chesley B. "Sully" S...
Vatican City - (Cum-Fly-With-Me! Mess): The Pope has waded into the 'Miracle on the Hudson' controversy and blamed it on a punitive Act of God for rampant Gay Mile High Club shenanigans. "I haf seen ze 1980 movie Airplane! zo I know vot I am talk...
For the past 24 hours, there has been growing speculation that the passenger count on the US Airways' Airbus that ditched in the Hudson was not accurate. Initially, it had been reported that there were 155 passengers and crew. Now, based on mis...
An alien spaceship in the form of an earthling airplane landed in plain sight in the Hudson river between New York and New Jersey, according to a leading global news fabricator. The government cover story is some bull and cock tale about a brave and...
New York. Just over 4 months after September 11th, Al-Qaeda have struck New York again. A suspected suicide attacker crashed a plane into the Hudson River, one of the major waterways of New York. The Hudson River is an iconic part of the city, it sep...
Fast food giant, McDonalds, has been thwated in its efforts to honour the hero pilot of the Miracle In Hudson Bay, Chesley Sullenbeger, by selling a heroic new sandwich - the McSullenburger. Captain Sullenberger safely landed his US Airways Airbus...
At a press conference in Washington DC, President George W Bush told journalists that the jet that crashed in New York City had been brought down by a massive flying dinosaur. 'Yep', he said, 'it wasn't sabotage, it had nothing to do with Osama Bi...
Air crash investigators working on the wreck of the US Airways Airbus A320 which ditched into the Hudson River shortly after take-off on Thursday, say they have carried out initial tests which show that there was absolutely nothing wrong with the pla...
New York mayor Michael Bloomberg today honoured Chesley Sullenberger, the hero of the US Airways Airbus aircrash, and other members of the emergency services by awarding medals of recognition for bravery. The plane's pilot, Kapitan Sullenberger, was...
The so-called "Hudson River Hero," has been appointed by New York Governor David Patterson to serve in the unexpired seat of Secretary of State Designee Hillary Rodham Clinton. Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger was called by Patterson "a real life-saver."...
New York - (X-Files Mess): Were 'spooky UFO ghostship nanocraft' behind the 'bird attack' on US Airways Flight 1549 from La Guardia to Charlotte, North Carolina yesterday? That is the question civil aviation investigators are probing amid reports...
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