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Funny story: Hubble Tunes In to Oldest Known Radio Broadcast

Hubble Tunes In to Oldest Known Radio Broadcast

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - With the wildly successful Hubble program nearing its final days, most scientists believed the aging telescope was for the most part out of surprises, or at least truly groundbreaking discoveries. Nevertheless, Hubble shocked th...

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Funny story: Rescue Teams On Standby For Hubble Mission

Rescue Teams On Standby For Hubble Mission

The space shuttle Atlantis has blasted off on its most ambitious and dangerous mission yet to repair the Hubble Space Telescope. The mission is so hazardous that a second shuttle, Endeavour, is ready to launch should Atlantis get into difficulties a...

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Funny story: NASA: dwarf galaxies are embedded in halo of 'dark nutter'

NASA: dwarf galaxies are embedded in halo of 'dark nutter'

NASA HQ, Area 51, Groom Lake - (X-Files Mess): NASA's Hubble telescope has sent back images showing that some dwarf galaxies are embedded in the halos of a 'dark nutter'. "We don't know who that wacko might be," a NASA source commented, "but from...

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Funny story: Hubble Telescope predicts Lottery numbers

Hubble Telescope predicts Lottery numbers

Scientists who have spent the last 20 years looking further and further out into space in order to understand what happened billions of years ago, have announced a stunning new discovery. By turning the Hubble Telescope round a bit, astonished b...

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Funny story: Hubble finds massive diamond asteroid orbiting Aquila constellation

Hubble finds massive diamond asteroid orbiting Aquila constellation

Summer Triangle, Northern Hemisphere - (X-Files Mess): A 2,500 mile wide, 50 trillion trillion carat diamond asteroid has been sighted by the Hubble Telescope near Aquila, the constellation named after the eagle. The massive rainbow-striped sparkl...

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Funny story: Hubble Space Telescope Discovers Giant Cockroaches

Hubble Space Telescope Discovers Giant Cockroaches

Houston TX-- NASA today released very depressing classified information from the Hubble Space Telescope (HST). Outer Space is infested with gigantic cockroaches. The roaches are 'hundreds of miles long' and swarm just outside Mars orbit. The HST h...

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Funny story: Schoolyard penis aerial-shot smashes Hubble camera

Schoolyard penis aerial-shot smashes Hubble camera

Southampton, UK - (Rioters): A giant penis etched in 2005 with weedkiller on the lawn of a boys' secondary school has accidentally tripped the US Department of Homeland Insecurity's pornography surveillance filters aboard the giant Hubble telescope,...

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