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Funny story: Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring and technological advances allow the homes to take care of just about every aspect of running the home from round-the-clock automatic cleaning and dusting to securing the perime...

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Funny story: Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Policy Think Tank, London: High house prices are a blight on this country. How can the UK compete in global markets if everyone needs high wages just to put a roof over their head? Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and we can all start...

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Funny story: Rochdale property prices boom after release of new job figures

Rochdale property prices boom after release of new job figures

Newly released government job figures have led to a huge rise in people seeking to live in Rochdale. Houses are being purchased quicker than the local council can demolish them, to make way for new low cost housing. The government figures driving...

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Funny story: UK house market in freefall

UK house market in freefall

Latest figures from the second Bank of England, Northern Rock, have revealed that UK house prices are in freefall. In September, six grand was wiped off the value of an average house, more if it was a posh house and less if it was a caravan or a shed...

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Funny story: Santa enters Real Estate Market

Santa enters Real Estate Market

With house prices remaining frozen for this financial year; as well as a fixed rate on mortgages, it's no wonder that one of the most iconic figures in the world is moving house. Tired of the boring social life available in the North Pole (and ami...

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Funny story: Liberal Home Expo Show Opens in San Francisco

Liberal Home Expo Show Opens in San Francisco

San Francisco CA: House Speaker Pelosi cut the ceremonial red ribbon (made from recycled duct tape) at the Mission Bay Convention Center, officially opening this Democratic liberal far left sponsored home show. Home design, home furnishings and trans...

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Funny story: Residential Real Estate Market Experiences Dead Cat Bounce, not Sustainable Recovery.

Residential Real Estate Market Experiences Dead Cat Bounce, not Sustainable Recovery.

The resurgence in real estate sales is being reported by some as indicative of a trend toward economic recovery, but wise investors are calling it quite another thing: A dead cat bounce. What in Gul-darned, Stinkly Hell Is A Dead Cat Bounce? The term is derived from the idea that even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height; referring to a small, brief recovery after a particu...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Realtors Who Sold Foreclosed-Upon Houses To Give Their Commission Back

Obama Orders Realtors Who Sold Foreclosed-Upon Houses To Give Their Commission Back

For every half-broke family who were advised to "buy as much house as you can get financing for" during the sub-prime lending craze, there was a mortgage broker, and a realtor, an Attorney for buyer and seller, a title insurance company, and countles...

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Funny story: Woman Builds House From 747 Jumbo Jet

Woman Builds House From 747 Jumbo Jet

A woman in California has said she "fully intends" to live in her new house made entirely from the recycled parts of a 747 Jumbo jet. I'm not joking. Francie Rehwald said she wanted her home to have a "feminine" look, to have luscious curves and...

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Funny story: British soon to face new tax if homes not adequately insulated

British soon to face new tax if homes not adequately insulated

Ministers are examining introducing new stamp duty penalties to force property owners to make their homes more energy efficient. It could apply to millions of homes with old heating boilers, draughty windows or insufficient loft insulation. B...

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Funny story: Florida Homeowners' Association Bans Dead Leaves

Florida Homeowners' Association Bans Dead Leaves

Special to INS - Pierre Saber, president of the Verde Dandé Homeowners' Association, a 55+ community on Florida's Gulf Coast, announced that the VD board of directors has passed a series of innovative by-laws designed to protect the community's home...

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Funny story: HIPS to be scrapped or taxed

HIPS to be scrapped or taxed

How low can the government stoop? Now HIPS are to be scrapped, or perhaps taxed. If you already own your own HIPS, hang on to them as long as you can, no matter how much pain you find yourself in. It is not yet known if, when the government decides to SCRAP HIPS, it will allow those who have already been fitted with HIPS to keep them or whether all artificial HIPS will be recalled. Peopl...

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Funny story: Government bailout of birdhouses in Florida

Government bailout of birdhouses in Florida

Life seemed great for retiring Birders who moved to the Aviary Antebellum Estates in 2001 thru 2004. Located next to a huge water fowl migrating area the estate was ideal for seeing dozens of species daily. The home owners association spent m...

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Funny story: London Mayor Orders Thames Dredged For Real Estate

London Mayor Orders Thames Dredged For Real Estate

London mayor Boris Johnson has ordered the Thames river to be dredged to save money. The news comes after London Underground omitted the river from their new Tube maps. Originally, the mayor insisted new maps be printed up with the river includ...

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Funny story: When shit happens... Home Insurers say "No More!"

When shit happens... Home Insurers say "No More!"

Insurance companies are taking decisive action against increasing claims against property damage which, they say, could easily be avoided by not buying 'at risk' properties in the first place. In guidelines published today, the national governing...

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Funny story: Scamdog stars 'to get new homes'

Scamdog stars 'to get new homes'

The government of the EU state of Britannia has announced it will give new homes to the thirty-two stars of the Scamdog Millionaires film. The announcement creates the possibility that the 32 will own at least two flats each, plus many more for all o...

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Funny story: Homeowner unhappy with Finnish basement

Homeowner unhappy with Finnish basement

Sitting in a leather recliner below ground level can heighten one's senses to the sound of billiard balls colliding, that hollow ping pong ball nipping the end of the table or a relative repeatedly twisting the cue stick into the cube of chalk. These...

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