Rob and Shirley DeLightly are being asked to tone down their loving relationship or vacate their home by angry neighbors who claim they can't take a minute more of the sickening displays of love the couple exhibit day in and day out. "It's not nat...
LONDON - The cost of renting a civilian dwelling in Britain has increased by over 4.5%. However, the hardest hit are evil megaminds. Evil geniuses, hit by increasing amounts of police arrests and lack of genius work due to people wanting to watch...
The government has announced plans to allow people who have been recently made homeless to buy the park bench upon which they choose to reside, in a proposal echoing then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's right to buy scheme of the 1980's. The mo...
(Miami, FL - October 20, 2010)…It's a familiar sight these days, foreclosed homes, evicted tenants, more and more Americans are being thrown into the street, becoming yet another victim of the worst economic recession since "The Great Depression." L...
Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring and technological advances allow the homes to take care of just about every aspect of running the home from round-the-clock automatic cleaning and dusting to securing the perime...
Policy Think Tank, London: High house prices are a blight on this country. How can the UK compete in global markets if everyone needs high wages just to put a roof over their head? Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and we can all start...
Newly released government job figures have led to a huge rise in people seeking to live in Rochdale. Houses are being purchased quicker than the local council can demolish them, to make way for new low cost housing. The government figures driving...
Latest figures from the second Bank of England, Northern Rock, have revealed that UK house prices are in freefall. In September, six grand was wiped off the value of an average house, more if it was a posh house and less if it was a caravan or a shed...
With house prices remaining frozen for this financial year; as well as a fixed rate on mortgages, it's no wonder that one of the most iconic figures in the world is moving house. Tired of the boring social life available in the North Pole (and ami...
San Francisco CA: House Speaker Pelosi cut the ceremonial red ribbon (made from recycled duct tape) at the Mission Bay Convention Center, officially opening this Democratic liberal far left sponsored home show. Home design, home furnishings and trans...
The resurgence in real estate sales is being reported by some as indicative of a trend toward economic recovery, but wise investors are calling it quite another thing: A dead cat bounce. What in Gul-darned, Stinkly Hell Is A Dead Cat Bounce? The term is derived from the idea that even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height; referring to a small, brief recovery after a particu...
For every half-broke family who were advised to "buy as much house as you can get financing for" during the sub-prime lending craze, there was a mortgage broker, and a realtor, an Attorney for buyer and seller, a title insurance company, and countles...
A woman in California has said she "fully intends" to live in her new house made entirely from the recycled parts of a 747 Jumbo jet. I'm not joking. Francie Rehwald said she wanted her home to have a "feminine" look, to have luscious curves and...
Ministers are examining introducing new stamp duty penalties to force property owners to make their homes more energy efficient. It could apply to millions of homes with old heating boilers, draughty windows or insufficient loft insulation. B...
Special to INS - Pierre Saber, president of the Verde Dandé Homeowners' Association, a 55+ community on Florida's Gulf Coast, announced that the VD board of directors has passed a series of innovative by-laws designed to protect the community's home...
How low can the government stoop? Now HIPS are to be scrapped, or perhaps taxed. If you already own your own HIPS, hang on to them as long as you can, no matter how much pain you find yourself in. It is not yet known if, when the government decides to SCRAP HIPS, it will allow those who have already been fitted with HIPS to keep them or whether all artificial HIPS will be recalled. Peopl...
Life seemed great for retiring Birders who moved to the Aviary Antebellum Estates in 2001 thru 2004. Located next to a huge water fowl migrating area the estate was ideal for seeing dozens of species daily. The home owners association spent m...
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