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Funny story: Nigerian money laundering email scam hits House of Lords

Nigerian money laundering email scam hits House of Lords

London - (Slush Fund News): A new twist on the classic Nigerian money laundering email scam has rocked the House of Lords this week. Self-confessed banker to the IRA Lord James of Blackheath told astonished peers on Monday that a very important -...

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Funny story: Prescott Now Showing His Colours

Prescott Now Showing His Colours

Retired boxer John Prescott has taken up his seat in the House of Lords, becoming Baron Prescott of Kingston-Upon-Thames. Lord Prescott, deputy to Joe Frazier for 10 years, was watched by his wife Pauline, without whom his popular affair wouldn't...

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Funny story: Good Lord almighty, LibCon Lords go large

Good Lord almighty, LibCon Lords go large

The House of Lords has 707 eligible perrs of which 211 take the Labour whip. Despite the fact that these 211 suffered 350 defeats in the last session of Parliament, CamClegg Incorporated need to make another couple of hundred ConDem peers to address...

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Funny story: It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer

It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer

It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer according to information we received after Gordon Brown appears in tears on a television interview with Piers. We met a television employee and whistle blower on Blackpool Pier for an interview and a beer...

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Funny story: Jedward to join House of Lords

Jedward to join House of Lords

Downing St announced this afternoon that brothers John and Edwards Grimes known as Jedward were to be offered peerages and will shortly join the House of Lords. Speaking at his monthly press conference beleaguered PM Gordhelpus Brown announced th...

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Funny story: Zombies Attack London

Zombies Attack London

Panic was palpable in the streets of London earlier today, as the city was seemingly taken over by the living dead. It occurred at about 10:45am when the first re-animated corpse was spotted shuffling along Westminster Bridge. Onlookers were ba...

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Funny story: New Blow For Baroness

New Blow For Baroness

Baroness Scotland, still fighting for her reputation after the 'illegal cleaner affair', has received a new blow to her prestige with allegations that she has been harbouring a gang of Somali pirates. The desperate immigrants were discovered hidin...

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Funny story: Ten Members of House of Lords Stricken With Food Poisoning

Ten Members of House of Lords Stricken With Food Poisoning

London, UK - A family who donated their deceased father's liver to medical science is sadden by the news that it ended up on the buffet table of the House Of Lords as a pâté during the Queen's birthday celebrations, causing ten members to become viol...

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Funny story: Peers face expulsion for 'failing to uphold the reputation of the upper house'

Peers face expulsion for 'failing to uphold the reputation of the upper house'

It was announced today that four peers of the realm face expulsion from the UK's House of Lords. Lords Snowdagain, Hailstone and Gritheroads have all been accused of failing to uphold the traditions and reputation of the House. The 'gang of three'...

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Funny story: Darth Vader Given Peerage, Access To House Of Lords

Darth Vader Given Peerage, Access To House Of Lords

Star Wars villain, Darth Vader, the Sith Lord and father of Mark Hamill, is to receive his peerage next week after years in the political wilderness, and will take his seat in the House of Lords. Vader, real name Anakin Skywalker, is the principal...

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Funny story: House Of Lords: Democracy Bound!

House Of Lords: Democracy Bound!

For the first time in British History the House of Lords will submit to true democratic elections! Lord Krishna arrington declared the reform fiasco: "Hierarchy is natural to the order of nature, There are the tiny, the medium and the large and...

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Funny story: Bungs-for-honours: Blair's life peers face axe in Lords shake-up

Bungs-for-honours: Blair's life peers face axe in Lords shake-up

Whitehall, London - (Associated Mess): Drastic reductions in the number of life peers sitting in the House of Lords have been announced by the Metropolitan Police's Serious and Organised Crime Agency (SOCA).

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Funny story: Child Punishment: Amendment to the Children's Bill.

Child Punishment: Amendment to the Children's Bill.

An amendment to the child punishment law has been voted in at the House of Lords. Parents are no longer allowed to touch their children in any way at all.

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Funny story: Law Lords Condemn Hutton

Law Lords Condemn Hutton

The House of Lords took the extra-ordinary step last night, of issuing a statement on behalf of the Law Lords.

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