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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg Sort Out MP's Brawl in Commons Bar!

Cameron and Clegg Sort Out MP's Brawl in Commons Bar!

Further details have now emerged regarding a brawl between MP's in a House of Commons bar on Wednesday night. The brawl is said to have started around 11pm in a Commons bar reserved for MP's and their guests when Labour MP Bill Joy accused ex-Austeri...

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Funny story: Armed robbers caught putting money into bank

Armed robbers caught putting money into bank

A gang of robbers, stormed the Bank of England yesterday, and demanded staff deposit thirty billion Euros into its safes. Brandishing sawn off water pistols and stink bombs, the gang burst into the foyer of the bank, squirting customers and securi...

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Funny story: Tory vampires gung-ho ahead of Hunter's Moon, Sun/Saturn conjunction

Tory vampires gung-ho ahead of Hunter's Moon, Sun/Saturn conjunction

London - Bloodsuckers on the government front benches are in defiant mood ahead of Wednesday's pivotal Hunter's - or Blood - Moon. At the Palace of Westmonster the lunation is a traditional vampire feastday associated with stalking real (or someti...

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Funny story: Parliament To Host Wedding Receptions

Parliament To Host Wedding Receptions

Plans are afoot to hire the Palace of Westminster out for wedding receptions and other functions. The Commons Administration Committee are considering making the historic Westminster Hall available for the princely fee of £25,000 in an attempt to...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Hits Back In Super Injunction Row

Ryan Giggs Hits Back In Super Injunction Row

Man Utd midfielder Ryan Giggs has hit back in the Super Injunction Row by revealing that it was Lib Dem MP John Hemming who named him in the House of Commons as the Premiership player who had taken out an injunction against the media revealing detail...

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Funny story: Ken Clarke clarifies his position on Oilseed Rape

Ken Clarke clarifies his position on Oilseed Rape

Justice Secretary and Lord chancellor Kenneth (Ken) Clarke has issued a full and frank apology in attempt to clarify his position on Oilseed Rape. Mr Clarke was forced into the embarrassing climb-down because of comments he made on Radio 4's 'Far...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Loses Temper With Annoying Balls

Prime Minister Loses Temper With Annoying Balls

The Prime Minister lost his rag during Prime Minister's Question Time in the Commons this afternoon. He was in the middle of answering a question on the Government's proposed reforms of the Welfare Benefits system when he advised the House that he...

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Funny story: Liam Fox, rocking and rolling in the House of Commons while an MP gets in the groove on air guitar

Liam Fox, rocking and rolling in the House of Commons while an MP gets in the groove on air guitar

There is nothing remotely humourous about being Secretary of State for Defence. It really isn't funny being Defence Secretary with two aircraft carriers on order but with no planes to fly off said carriers. Neither is it funny when your department sacks 42 Warrant Officers by email. Even less funny that one WO received the email while on active duty. It definitely is not a laughing matter...

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Funny story: Speaker Bercow tells Tory boy Pritchard "not to take a leak in my time"

Speaker Bercow tells Tory boy Pritchard "not to take a leak in my time"

John Bercow is one Speaker of the UK, House of Commons, who will not cow tow to the Government or their Whips. A Tory MP, Bercow was elected, as Speaker, by the Labour Party, who were the majority party in the House of Commons. Since then, the Tor...

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Funny story: Expense Account Fiddling MPs "Heroes" according to Harridan Harmon in Shocking Address!

Expense Account Fiddling MPs "Heroes" according to Harridan Harmon in Shocking Address!

Protected by a chic kevlar 'stab vest', Labour MP Harriet "Harridan" Harmon addressed her constituency in Camberwell & Peckham surrounded by a phalanx of armed security, and hailed her fellow fiddling MPs "heroes" for sending money 'home' so sup...

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Funny story: MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

Tired of MPs yelling at each other during debates, much like children on the schoolyard, John Berkow,Speaker of The House of Commons is said to be thinking of following the methods of reprimanding individuals used by football referees. John Berkow...

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Funny story: The Tories (and the LibDems) will never learn

The Tories (and the LibDems) will never learn

It has been a hectic afternoon for the ConDemned coalition. First the Deputy Prime Minister, then the Secretary of State for Education were dragged through the House of Commons by the opposition. An opposition, in Nick Clegg's case that included many...

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Funny story: It had to happen, Lib Dem Government minister knifed by the Tory press

It had to happen, Lib Dem Government minister knifed by the Tory press

The expenses scandal will not go away it seems. The Tory press did not take long to dig up the dirt on their Lib Dem friends. The latest name is no less a Coalition Government Minister than the Chief Secretary to the Treasury. The second whip to t...

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Funny story: Order! Order!

Order! Order!

For our overseas readers and writers, the Speaker of the House of Commons utters these words to silence the Commons. The position of Speaker goes back to the 14th century and it is possibly the most respected post in the United Kingdom. The curren...

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Funny story: Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce punitive tax on the use of pleonasms - it's absolutely essential says Alistair Darling

Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce punitive tax on the use of pleonasms - it's absolutely essential says Alistair Darling

The UK Chancellor of the Exchequer has included a crackdown on overused cliches in the English language in his Budget Statement. A tax will be introduced immediately on all printed literature, emails and Internet sites to eradicate completely the ove...

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Funny story: Become an MP, vacancies for free trips abroad, all expenses paid but you must ask questions later

Become an MP, vacancies for free trips abroad, all expenses paid but you must ask questions later

It is reported that in the near future, vacancies will open up for those of you who enjoy foreign travel and all the benefits. The only qualification required is that you are a Member of Parliament, elected to sit in the House of Commons in London.

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Funny story: House of Commons Lift Attendant Wanted

House of Commons Lift Attendant Wanted

The House of Commons require a lift attendant and have advertised the position in newspapers and all local job centres. Incredibly in the current job market where hundreds of people are applying for the same job,there have been very few enquiries...

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