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Funny story: House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

Experts for house builders Bellend Homes have contradicted figures from the Royal Institute of Chartered Surveyors, stating that they expect house prices to rise at least 52% over the next two years across Britain - except for ev...

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Funny story: Middle Classes in Turmoil as House Prices Stabilise

Middle Classes in Turmoil as House Prices Stabilise

The land registry reported that annual house price growth was only 9.6% for the year to date, down from 9.9%. This would mean that only £19,200 would be added to the value of an average £200,000 home by December.

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Funny story: House sales crash: Elderly confused, surgeons on overtime

House sales crash: Elderly confused, surgeons on overtime

The new government Home Improvement Packs are to come in from August 1, for houses with 4 or more bedrooms. Homes up for sale by the elderly have crashed to less than 12% of 2001 levels because of the government message: you can't sell your home...

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Funny story: Solution to affordable housing

Solution to affordable housing

Recent EU directives have seen the UKs used fridges and freezers stockpiled in dumps around the country. Due to potential pollution problems caused by CFCs fridge freezers have to be disposed of under strict controls, and at high costs.

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Funny story: Million Pound Phone Box

Million Pound Phone Box

A former Post Office telephone box in Kensington has gone on the market with a one million pound price tag.

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Funny story: It's Official: London Property Market Is a Bubble

It's Official: London Property Market Is a Bubble

Property speculators have been saying it for years but at last City financiers can reveal that the London property market is officially just a bubble waiting to burst.

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Funny story: Estate Agent Predicts: House Market To Crash!

Estate Agent Predicts: House Market To Crash!

A leading London estate agent has dramatically predicted the inevitable crash of the booming house and flat market.

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