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Funny story: Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

According to a European Newspaper, actress Kristen Stewart woke up to discover a shrunken head in the bed beside her. "I screamed till someone opened the door and their security guard took it to the police station. Here I am in all these spooky mo...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Latest Mooning Stunt Sued By Hotel, Then He Sues Hotel!

Justin Bieber Latest Mooning Stunt Sued By Hotel, Then He Sues Hotel!

Hard to keep up-to-date with Justin Bieber these days. If he is trying to keep himself in the news, he's doing a good job. After leaving the stage recently after getting hit by a thrown plastic bottle, he has been charged with defacing a building...

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Funny story: Cross dressers' hotel saved from closure by The Hotel Inspector

Cross dressers' hotel saved from closure by The Hotel Inspector

Spangles Hotel in Blackpool has been saved from closure by Channel 5's The Hotel Inspector, when only five people visited in the first year of operation. "We thought that there was a market for a cross dressing friendly hotel," said proprietor, an...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Groped In Her Hotel Room

Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Groped In Her Hotel Room

NEW YORK CITY - Like a moth to a flame, trouble seems to seek out Lindsay Lohan as if she is the only celebrity in the world of LaLaLand. Lohan, who has had two vehicular accidents, stolen a $2,500 necklace, participated in a game of Spin The Jose...

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Funny story: Billionaire Florida hotelier in three-bullet 'suicide' riddle at Paris mansion

Billionaire Florida hotelier in three-bullet 'suicide' riddle at Paris mansion

Neuilly-sur-Seine, Paris - Claude Dray, 76 year-old owner of the renowned National Hotel in South Beach, Miami, was found slumped on the floor at his magnificent Neuilly home the Villa Madrid on Tuesday with a reported 'three slugs' to his neck.

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Funny story: Something Happened In Droitwich Over The Weekend

Something Happened In Droitwich Over The Weekend

Reports are a little sketchy at this point, but it is believed that something happened in Droitwich over the weekend, and the locals are deeply concerned. One resident, standing guard on the driveway of his semi-detached residence told reporters t...

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Funny story: Christine Lagarde: Speaks of sex in hotel bedrooms

Christine Lagarde: Speaks of sex in hotel bedrooms

Christine Lagarde, the IMF's new head, has vowed to always keep the door of a hotel room in which she's staying, wide open. Speaking to this reporter she said: "My hotel bedroom will be for sleeping only. Sleeping alone that is. I will always keep...

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Funny story: DSK signs million-dollar deal with publisher for hotel guide book

DSK signs million-dollar deal with publisher for hotel guide book

Disgraced Dominique Strauss-Kahn, currently a guest of the United States government, has signed a $1 million book deal with a major American publishing company. The former IMF head and French presidential hopeful is to write a guide book on hotel...

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Funny story: Hotel Bans Staff From Speaking Welsh

Hotel Bans Staff From Speaking Welsh

A popular hotel on the island of Anglesey has banned staff from speaking Welsh on health and safety grounds. The management at the Carreg Mon hotel near Llanfairpwll has instructed all staff to speak only English within the grounds of the hotel or...

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Funny story: The pregnancy chair

The pregnancy chair

A chair in a hotel in Luton has been dubbed the "Pregnancy Chair" has been moved into the honeymoon suite. "It's a really special chair," said Russ Epshon, manager of Roman's Hotel in Luton. "For the past five years it's sat in the office. We've h...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Tells The Media He Is Sorry For Having Shot The 'Bird' At Them

Justin Bieber Tells The Media He Is Sorry For Having Shot The 'Bird' At Them

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber, who says that he may be 17, but he kinda feels like he's 27, after spending his birthday at a $6,000 a night hotel in Dana Point, apologized for an unfortunate incident. As Bieber and his date Selena "Smiley Face" Gome...

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Funny story: My night in London

My night in London

It all started so well, until my friend rang me up while I was on the train going down and told me that I could no longer sleep on his sofa. He would still meet me for drinks, but his girlfriend had put her foot down. Apparently, the last person who had spent the night on his sofa was still there two weeks later. The internet on a phone is a marvellous invention, and by the time I reached Eusto...

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Funny story: The Kim Kardashian Tit Bite Cover Up

The Kim Kardashian Tit Bite Cover Up

ST. BARTS, West Indies - St. Barts' Purple Jellyfish Hotel recently welcomed Kim Kardashian of the TV reality show Growing Up Kardashian. Kim who has recently been involved with NFL football players Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints and Miles...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Claims That NYC Bedbugs Ate Her Boob Implants

Amy Winehouse Claims That NYC Bedbugs Ate Her Boob Implants

Singer Amy Winehouse told reporters today that she was suing a New York City hotel because, during the night, some bedbugs came out and ate her boob implants! "I have called my lawyer and he's coming over right away", she told reporters in Manhatt...

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Funny story: How To Tell If It's A Swell Motel!

How To Tell If It's A Swell Motel!

Lately, I've been doing a lot of traveling in connection with my writing. The past three months alone I've driven to Sylva, North Carolina, Louisville, Kentucky, and Destin, Florida. Overall, I'm holding up reasonably well, except for the fact that my rear end is starting to closely resemble the upholstery pattern of my car seats. I've also learned that you don't want to drink a twenty-four ounce...

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Funny story: UN prepares to make "Space Quality Inn"

UN prepares to make "Space Quality Inn"

America, Britain, Russia, China and the UAE are just some of the wealthiest nations who are being linked with an ambitious new project to launch a hotel into space. The site of the 3* rated Quality Inn Plaza, located just off London, was picked to...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Sea View Hotel gets a third star!

Isle of Wight News - Sea View Hotel gets a third star!

Madam Bagnio, 58, owner of Bawdy House Bed and Breakfast in Sea View is overjoyed today after the Isle of Wight Tourist Board awarded her hotel three stars this week. The extra star makes all the difference to Madam Bagnio, as it puts Bawdy House...

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