A man who, for the past 17 years, has struggled to finish a children's educational game called 'The Ambulance Gridlock Game', has finally decided to 'call it a day', and admit defeat. The game, played on a plastic 6x6 grid, where 'vehicles' can be...
A man was admitted to hospital last night suffering from what medical staff described as 'withdrawal symptoms', after the website he writes pointless stories for, mysteriously crashed. Moys Kenwood, 55, arrived at Hull Royal Infirmary in a state o...
News is just now emerging of what witnesses are describing as "a scene from a disaster movie" in a regional hospital last Wednesday morning, after a local man who turned up for a routine outpatient appointment claimed: "It was absolute chaos! Ther...
There are 16,500 hospitals around the world according to Cybermetrics Lab. Apparently, due to the fact that the Avengers franchise have created such a massive cult, 70% hospitals around the world had to stop their treatments, operations, medical supp...
A London cardiac unit has claimed "dark forces" and "unruly spirits" are responsible for an increase in cardiac-related deaths over the past 12 months. In a "damning" report, a specialist has blamed a "culture of voodooism" and "black magic" in th...
Wisconsin. (In a Hospital.) Young, sensitive, and naïve local resident, Wesley Jay, 20, had a kidney surgery last Spring during which doctors had to cut him open in order to remove a blood vessel that was wrapped around his ureter. It was a birth...
Supporters of Dr Jane Barton, who was not prosecuted for overdosing 92 patients, have demanded that her case is revised following new evidence that it was actually more like 500 patients with a further 200 that can't be proved. The doctor's follow...
Local Hospital, Last Resort Methodist, has opened its second food court in an effort to get more patients into the hospital. “The first food court didn’t have enough disease in their food. This time, with options like McFryBird and Lard Cow, we’r...
Denver, Colorado - In the town where Bill Cosby lived at the start of his career, the disgraced comedian and TV star was under heavy security in a private hospital room after fracturing his hip. An anonymous source familiar with Cosby's care at S...
Dr. Clydale Chamafert research spokesperson for the Center reported today that introduction of the new female 'Viagra," called Flibanserin, will create new problems in male sexuality as well as female sexuality. Dr Chamafert, looking nattily in hi...
A family from the Elephant Castle in London are said to be the cause of the National Health Service's ever growing accident and emergency waiting times. Waiting times throughout England and Wales have rocketed to the average of four hours per patien...
Monroe, Wa. Correction officers at MCC (Monroe Correctional Complex) in Washington State have reported several unprovoked attacks by giant mutant frogs on workers at the prison. " They seem to be focused on the nursing staff;" officer Shirley L. s...
On his highly-syndicated national radio show this morning, Rush Limbaugh descended to a new low (for him) by pooh-poohing Childrens' Hospitals in general...and St. Jude Medical Center in particular. Saying it was a "national disgrace" for parents...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having drinks with some friends at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge when she suddenly got the urge to stand up and twerk one of the patrons who was sitting at the next table. The unidentified twerkee was having a great tim...
Lincoln, Nebraska- A woman frantically rang a local poison information line after her 7 year old daughter ate some black carpenter ants in the back yard. The operator assured her that the ants were harmless but advised against the child eating any...
A hospital in Minnesota is considering bringing in belly dancers and Chippendales to use instead of knocking medicine and Anesthesia Technician to hold down the costs of many operations. "We can offer this to the person but if he's married we may...
According to Mr & Mrs Franklin Getz, a trip on a criese ship is like going into a hospital. Odd are pretty good that you will come down with something that you didn't go for. "Like a hospital, if one person is sick and it can be caught by othe...
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