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Funny story: Mubarak Signs Own Death Warrant

Mubarak Signs Own Death Warrant

CAIRO - Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has effectively signed his own death warrant by refusing to stand down as President of the middle eastern country, according to analysts. Opening his address to the Egyptian people at 20:45 GMT, Thursday, t...

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Funny story: President Hosni Mubarek Punk'd Egypt

President Hosni Mubarek Punk'd Egypt

Arrogant asshead President Hosni Mubarek --who has no chance of surviving 2011 in Egypt-- has just Punk'd his country during a speech to his nation; a speech in which he was expected to step down, yielding power to the military. You Did It Again,...

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Funny story: Portaloo operator in Cairo's Tahrir Square makes first million

Portaloo operator in Cairo's Tahrir Square makes first million

Tahrir Square - Cairo. As thousands upon thousands of Egyptian citizens thronged the square of freedom, eagerly anticipating the step-down of President Hosni Mubarak, one man, Hassim Ben Ali, was packing up and heading for home for a celebration dinn...

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Funny story: Mubarak Resigns; Leaves for Clacton on Sea

Mubarak Resigns; Leaves for Clacton on Sea

Our links with Egypt are telling us that Mubarak is going today or tomorrow. He has been booked in, we are told, at The Farmer's Whistle in Clacton on Sea and should be arriving any day now. Mrs Eileen Chuckle, the owner of the pub and boarding ho...

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Funny story: Switzerland Has Decided To Invade Egypt

Switzerland Has Decided To Invade Egypt

BERN, Switzerland - Swiss President Micheline Anne Marie Calmy-Rey, aka "The Empress of The Alps" has stated on the record that she has given the go ahead for her country to proceed with plans to invade the African country of Egypt. President Calm...

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Funny story: Mubarak eaten by Mossad shark!

Mubarak eaten by Mossad shark!

After repeated attempts by the Israeli spy agency to assassinate Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak using highly trained creatures ranging from infected lice to specially-trained birds of prey laden with tiny explosive packets, they have finally succee...

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Funny story: Famous Revolutions in History

Famous Revolutions in History

The protests in Egypt have created a great deal of international attention, and almost certainly will result in the ousting of President Mubarak. Let's take a look at some other famous revolutions in history. Circa 10,000 B.C.: The Agricultural Revolution introduces the domestication of plants and animals, paving the groundwork for human civilization. Viewed in a negative light by most non-huma...

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Funny story: Mubarak's real reason for refusing to leave power: fear of running out of black hair dye

Mubarak's real reason for refusing to leave power: fear of running out of black hair dye

Western Intelligence agents based in Cairo, Egypt, have informed their governments of the real reason why President Hosni Mubarak is refusing to leave power and accept exile as the Egyptian people are demanding. He fears that he will be unable to...

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Funny story: Ancient Pharoah-Gods Pleased at Mubarak's Perfomance

Ancient Pharoah-Gods Pleased at Mubarak's Perfomance

CAIRO & THE AFTERLIFE - Mubarak, failing leader of Egypt has come under praise from the gods. The gods, who have sent down a memo, have stated that 'Mubarak is an extension of our traditions' and is 'welcome for a place in the afterlife'. T...

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Funny story: Mubarak dismantles pyramids, counts his billions before departing Egypt

Mubarak dismantles pyramids, counts his billions before departing Egypt

The Egyptian President, whose family wealth is estimated between 25 - 70 billion dollars, is reportedly executing an historic plunder of the country prior to departing for an undisclosed location. His increasingly bizarre behaviour is atributed by...

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Funny story: Mubarak Says He'll Leave Office When His Pyramid is Complete

Mubarak Says He'll Leave Office When His Pyramid is Complete

Talks between President Obama and Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak are becoming more productive as the Egyptian leader has finally agreed to step down just as soon as the pyramid he contracted to build over the last 30 years is finished being built.

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Funny story: Mubarak will only step down if he is mummified

Mubarak will only step down if he is mummified

Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak has agreed to step down, but only if he gets a Pharaoh's burial upon his death. "Mubarak basically said," said Khola Khoka, minister for the exterior, "we could have a new president over his dead body." Work has...

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Funny story: Rasta Mouse Meets President Mubarack

Rasta Mouse Meets President Mubarack

The Spoof can confirm that Rasta Mouse has had his first diplomatic meeting with unpopular Egyptian President Hosni Mubarack earlier today. Although reporters were not permitted to attend the talks, I managed to take a call from British Ambassado...

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Funny story: Egypt: Mubarek Announces Plans to Build a Two Headed Camel Sphinx Riots End!!

Egypt: Mubarek Announces Plans to Build a Two Headed Camel Sphinx Riots End!!

Cairo - Today in a surprise move, Mubarak announced plans to build a huge new sandstone two headed camel Sphinx. The new sphinx will sit guarding the Nile with the heads appearing to be ready to drink from the Nile River. Mubarak has also agreed to s...

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Funny story: Obama arrives: Mubarack says "Im Enlightened"

Obama arrives: Mubarack says "Im Enlightened"

Ancient language experts today confirmed that the failing Egyptian President Mubarack has missed a fundamental threat to his power base. In a direct allusion to President Barack Obama's arrival in the country today, the standing president said:...

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Funny story: Mubarak Enlists Help from Premiership

Mubarak Enlists Help from Premiership

Under pressure Egyptian President Mubarak has taken the unprecedented step of turning to sources in Tyneside in a desperate attempt to extend his 30 year reign in the troubled country. Having found it increasingly difficult to control events on th...

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Funny story: Obama ponders Pyramid Scheme rescue of Egypt; Bernard Madoff demands immediate Presidential pardon!

Obama ponders Pyramid Scheme rescue of Egypt; Bernard Madoff demands immediate Presidential pardon!

Washington - (Ponzi Mess): Convicted scammer Bernard Madoff is hoping for a get-out-of-jail-quick card amid reports of a White House rescue for Egypt. A new Supreme Court appeal says his ponzi scam is entirely kosher when compared to Egyptian 'Pho...

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