CAIRO - Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has effectively signed his own death warrant by refusing to stand down as President of the middle eastern country, according to analysts. Opening his address to the Egyptian people at 20:45 GMT, Thursday, t...
Arrogant asshead President Hosni Mubarek --who has no chance of surviving 2011 in Egypt-- has just Punk'd his country during a speech to his nation; a speech in which he was expected to step down, yielding power to the military. You Did It Again,...
Tahrir Square - Cairo. As thousands upon thousands of Egyptian citizens thronged the square of freedom, eagerly anticipating the step-down of President Hosni Mubarak, one man, Hassim Ben Ali, was packing up and heading for home for a celebration dinn...
Our links with Egypt are telling us that Mubarak is going today or tomorrow. He has been booked in, we are told, at The Farmer's Whistle in Clacton on Sea and should be arriving any day now. Mrs Eileen Chuckle, the owner of the pub and boarding ho...
BERN, Switzerland - Swiss President Micheline Anne Marie Calmy-Rey, aka "The Empress of The Alps" has stated on the record that she has given the go ahead for her country to proceed with plans to invade the African country of Egypt. President Calm...
After repeated attempts by the Israeli spy agency to assassinate Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak using highly trained creatures ranging from infected lice to specially-trained birds of prey laden with tiny explosive packets, they have finally succee...
The protests in Egypt have created a great deal of international attention, and almost certainly will result in the ousting of President Mubarak. Let's take a look at some other famous revolutions in history. Circa 10,000 B.C.: The Agricultural Revolution introduces the domestication of plants and animals, paving the groundwork for human civilization. Viewed in a negative light by most non-huma...
Western Intelligence agents based in Cairo, Egypt, have informed their governments of the real reason why President Hosni Mubarak is refusing to leave power and accept exile as the Egyptian people are demanding. He fears that he will be unable to...
CAIRO & THE AFTERLIFE - Mubarak, failing leader of Egypt has come under praise from the gods. The gods, who have sent down a memo, have stated that 'Mubarak is an extension of our traditions' and is 'welcome for a place in the afterlife'. T...
The Egyptian President, whose family wealth is estimated between 25 - 70 billion dollars, is reportedly executing an historic plunder of the country prior to departing for an undisclosed location. His increasingly bizarre behaviour is atributed by...
Talks between President Obama and Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak are becoming more productive as the Egyptian leader has finally agreed to step down just as soon as the pyramid he contracted to build over the last 30 years is finished being built.
Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak has agreed to step down, but only if he gets a Pharaoh's burial upon his death. "Mubarak basically said," said Khola Khoka, minister for the exterior, "we could have a new president over his dead body." Work has...
The Spoof can confirm that Rasta Mouse has had his first diplomatic meeting with unpopular Egyptian President Hosni Mubarack earlier today. Although reporters were not permitted to attend the talks, I managed to take a call from British Ambassado...
Cairo - Today in a surprise move, Mubarak announced plans to build a huge new sandstone two headed camel Sphinx. The new sphinx will sit guarding the Nile with the heads appearing to be ready to drink from the Nile River. Mubarak has also agreed to s...
Ancient language experts today confirmed that the failing Egyptian President Mubarack has missed a fundamental threat to his power base. In a direct allusion to President Barack Obama's arrival in the country today, the standing president said:...
Under pressure Egyptian President Mubarak has taken the unprecedented step of turning to sources in Tyneside in a desperate attempt to extend his 30 year reign in the troubled country. Having found it increasingly difficult to control events on th...
Washington - (Ponzi Mess): Convicted scammer Bernard Madoff is hoping for a get-out-of-jail-quick card amid reports of a White House rescue for Egypt. A new Supreme Court appeal says his ponzi scam is entirely kosher when compared to Egyptian 'Pho...
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