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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian's Husband Lamar Odom Denies He Cheated On Her With 3 Hooter's Girls

Khloe Kardashian's Husband Lamar Odom Denies He Cheated On Her With 3 Hooter's Girls

HIDDEN HILLS, California - There is always something brewing in the Kardashian Kompound as Lamar Odom has just found out. The NBA basketball player is denying allegations that appeared in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that he was unfaithful...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...

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Funny story: Fire marshal's ban creates bra brouhaha

Fire marshal's ban creates bra brouhaha

MILWUAKEE, WI - Marcy Skowronski, 87, the owner of Holler House, Milwaukee's finest bar-cum-bowling alley, didn't count just on tenpins and pitchers of beer to fill out her bottom line. She also depends heavily-some say "top-heavily"-upon...

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Funny story: Facebook? More like the good book!

Facebook? More like the good book!

Real life stories of revelations and resurrections will soon be making their way to your smart phone (smarter than you!) or desktop computer. Jesus Christ or as he is more commonly known, J-Sizzle, has joined the social media revolution. It is a...

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Funny story: Hooters Makes Richest People in America List

Hooters Makes Richest People in America List

San Jose CA: Dave Hooters (no relation to the Hooters restaurant chain) has been added to the Forbes 400 richest people in America list. The top two billionaires this year were Bill Gates ($59 billion) and Warren Buffett ($39 billion). Dave Hooter...

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Funny story: Restaurant Threesome - Hooters, IHOP, KFC

Restaurant Threesome - Hooters, IHOP, KFC

Threesome Anyone? A major consolidation in the restaurant chain industry was announced this week. The three restaurant chains of Hooters, IHOP and KFC will merge and be transformed under one roof. The new restaurant name will be "International Ho...

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Funny story: Hooters Tries, Fails to Patent Orange Shorts

Hooters Tries, Fails to Patent Orange Shorts

ATLANTA---The U.S. Patent Office today firmly rejected an application from Hooters of America, Inc., based here, to extend patent protection to its signature orange shorts. "After careful deliberation, we have determined that Hooters of America,...

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Funny story: I was fired from Hooters

I was fired from Hooters

It is true. I was fired from my job at Hooters last week because my boobs were considered to be too small. I have been suffering from pain in my shoulder area and have been visiting my doctor on a regular basis. He did not have a problem examining my boobs and did not see why Hooters would have felt it necessary to fire me. My boobs are natural and I have NOT had any surgery. OK...I do ad...

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Funny story: Teacher On Leave For Taking School Choir To Hooters!

Teacher On Leave For Taking School Choir To Hooters!

A music teacher, whose students once performed at a presidential inauguration event, is on administrative leave after taking 40 high school students to a Hooters restaurant. "We were trying to get people to listen to some Holiday songs and get awa...

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Funny story: Obama Reveals 2012 Campaign Slogan: "I Boned Your Mamma!" Shirts on sale at Hooters

Obama Reveals 2012 Campaign Slogan: "I Boned Your Mamma!" Shirts on sale at Hooters

President Obama launched his 2012 campaign fund raiser Monday evening at the K Street Hooters in Washington, DC. Chief among items for sale is an orange tee shirt with Obama's likeness and the phrase "I boned your mamma!" in large black letters.

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Funny story: Wall Street Hooters Offers Two for One Breasts Bailout Special

Wall Street Hooters Offers Two for One Breasts Bailout Special

Business in this desperate economy are trying all manner and means of gimmick and gainsay to boosts sales and bring in the customers. Hooters the chain restaurant that sells a good long look at their waitresses top and rear nasty bits has suffered al...

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Funny story: "Big Brown" takes a dump at the Belmont Stakes after losing "Hooters" sponsorship

"Big Brown" takes a dump at the Belmont Stakes after losing "Hooters" sponsorship

New York, New York - Evidently, the loss of Hooters as a sponsor just before the race had a larger impact on the horse than anyone anticipated as Big Brown, winner of the Kentucky Derby and Preakness field, finished the Belmont Stakes in last place y...

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Funny story: Hooters expanding, adding drive-throughs

Hooters expanding, adding drive-throughs

Hoping to compete with Wendy's, McDonald's and Taco Bell for the late-night customer, Hooters Restaurants will attach drive-through windows to their facilities so diners can get a quick meal and one more peek at over-exposed waitresses on the...

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Funny story: Kyla Ebbert joins Virgin Atlantic; Richard Branson hires her as the airlines official fashion consultant to help with its carbon-offset program

Kyla Ebbert joins Virgin Atlantic; Richard Branson hires her as the airlines official fashion consultant to help with its carbon-offset program

London, England - When Virgin Atlantic's Richard Branson, invited Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, to fly his airline free of charge, everyone thought it was just another of his brilliant stuns to monopolize on free media. Well, Branson may have ou...

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Funny story: Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

San Diego, California - In an attempt to make amends to Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, for forcing her off their flight for wearing allegedly scantily clad clothing, Southwest Airlines offered to fly Ebbert to her Playboy.com interview free of charge...

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Funny story: Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

San Diego, California - Real life college student and Hooters waitress 23-year-old, Kyla Ebbert, was nearly thrown off a Southwest airline flight by a crew member for allegedly dressing too provocatively for their self-proclaimed family airline. She...

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Funny story: Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

(Hollywood--CA) Steven Hirsch, President of adult entertainment behemoth Vivid Video, is a pornographer with a social conscience. "I was at the anti-Iraq war protest at the Pentagon a few weeks ago. And I see these five topless mothers each carr...

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