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Funny story: Wall Street Hooters Offers Two for One Breasts Bailout Special

Wall Street Hooters Offers Two for One Breasts Bailout Special

Business in this desperate economy are trying all manner and means of gimmick and gainsay to boosts sales and bring in the customers. Hooters the chain restaurant that sells a good long look at their waitresses top and rear nasty bits has suffered al...

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Funny story: "Big Brown" takes a dump at the Belmont Stakes after losing "Hooters" sponsorship

"Big Brown" takes a dump at the Belmont Stakes after losing "Hooters" sponsorship

New York, New York - Evidently, the loss of Hooters as a sponsor just before the race had a larger impact on the horse than anyone anticipated as Big Brown, winner of the Kentucky Derby and Preakness field, finished the Belmont Stakes in last place y...

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Funny story: Hooters expanding, adding drive-throughs

Hooters expanding, adding drive-throughs

Hoping to compete with Wendy's, McDonald's and Taco Bell for the late-night customer, Hooters Restaurants will attach drive-through windows to their facilities so diners can get a quick meal and one more peek at over-exposed waitresses on the...

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Funny story: Kyla Ebbert joins Virgin Atlantic; Richard Branson hires her as the airlines official fashion consultant to help with its carbon-offset program

Kyla Ebbert joins Virgin Atlantic; Richard Branson hires her as the airlines official fashion consultant to help with its carbon-offset program

London, England - When Virgin Atlantic's Richard Branson, invited Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, to fly his airline free of charge, everyone thought it was just another of his brilliant stuns to monopolize on free media. Well, Branson may have ou...

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Funny story: Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

San Diego, California - In an attempt to make amends to Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, for forcing her off their flight for wearing allegedly scantily clad clothing, Southwest Airlines offered to fly Ebbert to her Playboy.com interview free of charge...

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Funny story: Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

San Diego, California - Real life college student and Hooters waitress 23-year-old, Kyla Ebbert, was nearly thrown off a Southwest airline flight by a crew member for allegedly dressing too provocatively for their self-proclaimed family airline. She...

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Funny story: Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

(Hollywood--CA) Steven Hirsch, President of adult entertainment behemoth Vivid Video, is a pornographer with a social conscience. "I was at the anti-Iraq war protest at the Pentagon a few weeks ago. And I see these five topless mothers each carr...

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Funny story: Everyone Loves Cleavage at Emmys

Everyone Loves Cleavage at Emmys

Hollywood -- The amount of cleavage visible at the 2005 Emmy Awards puts Hooters to shame, according to "Man in the Street" Al Bundy, connisseur of "Big Uns." Whether it was the strapless Desparate Housewives, or Everyone Loves...

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Funny story: Owls Sue Hooters Restaurant Chain

Owls Sue Hooters Restaurant Chain

The American Federation of Owls has filed a lawsuit in the courts for defamation of character against the Hooters restaurant chain. In describing their problems and allegations with the bar and eatery, Billy Barn Owl said, "Sure, we got problems wit...

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