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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires

Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that filming will soon begin on the new Bandini Borrapelli film The Dixieland Vampires. Borrapelli spoke with Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Magazine and in...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un: Honey Boo Boo Is My Favorite American Actress

Kim Jong Un: Honey Boo Boo Is My Favorite American Actress

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has publicly stated that his favorite American is Dennis Rodman, the former NBA rebounding champion. And now North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency has just revealed that Kim Jong Un's second favor...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo, Mike Tyson, and Ringo Starr Appear On The Viagra View

Honey Boo Boo, Mike Tyson, and Ringo Starr Appear On The Viagra View

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King and Regis Philbin are as happy as two anteaters at a fire ant convention thanks to the great ratings for their brand new hit talk show The Viagra View. Philbin, 81, recently told Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld that he h...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Appears On The Tonight Show and Reveals A Secret To Jay Leno

Honey Boo Boo Appears On The Tonight Show and Reveals A Secret To Jay Leno

BURBANK - The star of the reality TV show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson made an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. The little seven-year-old told Leno that she has been a fan of his ever since she was a little girl. "Gosh." Leno...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Defends Justin Bieber

Honey Boo Boo Defends Justin Bieber

McINTYRE, Georgia - Justin Bieber seems to be trying to set some kind of celebrity bad attitude record as once again the little lad from north of the border is back in the spoiled brat spotlight. And this time he is accused of allegedly spitting o...

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Funny story: The Biggest Mosquito In The World

The Biggest Mosquito In The World

THIBODAUX, Louisiana - A Louisiana game warden, John Claude Du Croissant has reported finding a ginormous mosquito in a bayou just outside of the town of Thibodaux. The town of Thibodaux is noted for having the best crawfish étouffée in the entire...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Visits A Petting Zoo

Honey Boo Boo Visits A Petting Zoo

TARZANA - Alana Thompson better known as Honey Boo Boo star of the reality TV show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo paid a visit to the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo located in Tarzana, California. Alana was accompanied by her mother "Mama"...

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Funny story: Indiana Plans To Ban All Reality TV Shows

Indiana Plans To Ban All Reality TV Shows

INDIANAPOLIS - The Hoosier State has gone on record as being the first state in the nation that will be banning all television reality shows. State Senator Cicely G. Flexbi, 64, of South Bend, informed the news media that her and fellow Senator Ma...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites Honey Boo Boo To Visit North Korea

Kim Jong Un Invites Honey Boo Boo To Visit North Korea

McINTYRE, Georgia - There is surprise in the Alana Thompson household as little Honey Boo Boo child as she refers to herself has been invited to visit North Korea by Kim Jong Un. At first Honey Boo Boo's mama, June "Mama" Shannon thought that the...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Appear On Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Clint Eastwood To Appear On Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

CARMEL, California - Ever since his appearance at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, back in August, Clint Eastwood has been keeping pretty much of a low profile. The legendary star of TVs western series Rawhide, the Italian mot...

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Funny story: The Highlights of 2012

The Highlights of 2012

Every year, going back to the beginning of time, has had its highlights and even its lowlights. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Senior Reporter Pico de Gallo has poured over hundreds of stories which appeared in 2012, in such celebrity publications and entertainment news programs as Bedroom Pillow Talk, iRumors, Hollywood Innuendo, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle, and T...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo and Bob Dylan Record A Christmas Song

Honey Boo Boo and Bob Dylan Record A Christmas Song

LOS ANGELES - A representative for Bob Dylan has just announced that the 71-year-old folk singer has just recorded a Christmas song with the star of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson, 7. Dylan's rep told Music Moments Magazine that he was f...

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Funny story: Near-sighted dolphin mistakes child for Honey Boo Boo and bites her!

Near-sighted dolphin mistakes child for Honey Boo Boo and bites her!

ORLANDO, Florida (ABSNN) - A dolphin named Sally bit a child who was feeding her in a tank at Orlando's Sea World Sunday. Police immediately arrested the dolphin who told them, "I'm so sorry! I'm so near-sighted, I thought the little girl was Honey...

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Funny story: My life as a man #35

My life as a man #35

Why what matters no longer matters! I don't know about you readers, but for me at least, there is far too much written in the print media, and way the hell too much on TV, about "celebrity news." Celebrity News is an oxymoronic concept in every way! There is nothing at all new about the shit celebrities get their wonky asses involved in--not a goddamned thing. Sure we all like a good, bloo...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Visits The White House

Honey Boo Boo Visits The White House

McINTYRE, Georgia - One of President Obama's biggest little supporters is Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo of the cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The little seven-year-old veteran of the reality show Toddlers & Tiaras recentl...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

Honey Boo Boo To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

LOS ANGELES - The producer of the hit show The Vampire Diaries has just announced that he has signed reality show star Honey Boo Boo to appear on his hit show. Manolo Middlezuck told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that he has been trying...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

McINTYRE, Georgia - It had to happen sooner or later. The TLC reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be giving birth to a spinoff. According to a network spokesperson, the new show will feature the uncle of Honey Boo Boo, Marvin Lee Thompson.

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