RU Paul got all his ex - Drag contestants together and is starting a Charity football team - the Hollywood Rhinestones. A lot of these guys played 'Ball' in high school - so are familiar with the game. I saw them play a local team in Palo Al…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The newly elected GOP governor of the Anvil State of Arkansas, Sara "The Pillsbury Gal" Huckabee Sanders, is fit to be tied at the rampant lesbionic rumors that are swirling from the Left Coast to the Right Coa…
You can tell who Gay by the Jeans is. The Gays wear supper tight Yoga - Pant type Jeans - showing the ass crack. Regular guys only wear semi - tight yoga - type Jeans to show off their 'Junk'. Science thinks it may be in the Genes. It is impossi…
WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - (Satire News) - National Rumblings reporter Traci Diddle reports that a transgender weatherwoman from Winston-Salem's Channel 69, has just been named The Sexiest Transgender In America. Miss Diddle reports that Bijo…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine has stated that they are organizing an anti LGBTQ protest aimed at a brand new restaurant located in the heart of San Francisco. The eatery is an off-shoot of Jack-In-The-Box and is named Jaqueline-…
Ted Cruz thinks that when the Supreme Court voted to legalize same-sex marriage, they did bad! Is this ‘cuz the current Nazi SOTUS overturned Roe V Wade? Or is it because radical Republicans have become emboldened by the presidency of Trump tha…
PARIS, France - (Satire News) - The city of Paris is sad to report that they have had to cancel this year's Annual Bi-Sexual Ooh La La Parade. The parade was first started back in 1991, by two lesbionic sisters Francine and Fifi Daffodil. This…
Parents in the Midwest are shielding their children's eyes, whenever a Rainbow appears in the sky-to protect them from the "Gay Agenda". Tucker Carlson of Fox News told them to do this, as the Gays are using Nature's Rainbows as a way of Grooming…
LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza News (UK) has just broken the story that Liverpool's football (soccer) team the Reds has decided to honor the city's gay community by renaming their team nickname. A spokesperson for the Reds,…
RALEIGH, North Carolina - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz says that the republican voters of North Carolina have spoken and loud and clear, as they have sent the crossdressing representative Madison "Maddie" Cawthorn packing his delicates back to his pink t…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Madison Cawthorn traveled up to the "Big Apple" to see about getting liposuction on his left breast, which is twice as big as his right breast. Maddy, as his high school badminton coach called him, said that ever si…
TOPEKA, Kansas - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the "Fly-Over" states of Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, and Nebraska is that GOP Gov. Ron "The Asshole" DeSantis and the Democrat traitor, Sen. Joe "The Asshole" Manchin are involved in a physical…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The never-ending rumor mills have been working overtime lately. And as of today, the biggest rumor in the nation is that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene and multi-billionaire Oprah Winfrey are having a same-sex cons…
KISSIMMEE, Florida – (Satire News) – A recent Quinnipinni Poll showed that 98.3% of all Republicans are anti-gay and anti-lesbian. Of course many will deny it since some, strangely enough, now have some member of their family, who bats for the oth…
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – (Satire News) – Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres has just named the former Bruce Jenner, now Caitlyn Jenner, the Ugliest, Most Masculine Transexual in California. Jenner says that now that she no longer has a pee-pee she has…
TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – The Kansas state senate has just enacted a law that prohibits lesbionics (lesbians) from engaging in “Third Base Sex.” Senator Myrtle Fannadurdle, 73, [R-Wichita], stated that the bill was passed to show the lesbos…
MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (Satire News) – The extremely homophobic state of Alabama has just passed a law that will prohibit any homosexualized group, organization, or entity from having a parade within the city limits of any town or city in the state.
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