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Funny story: Mankind's Suffering Redeemed by Science

Mankind's Suffering Redeemed by Science

In a recent global survey by U-R-FKD science magazine among the starving and homeless of the world it was unanimously agreed that the recent discovery of mountains on Pluto and the billions of dollars spent on it had given "meaning at last to all our...

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Funny story: Plymouth beggar banned from discussing the weather

Plymouth beggar banned from discussing the weather

An aggressive beggar who is believed to have targeted disabled and elderly people has been banned from talking to strangers about the weather. Anthony Fox had even led his victims to discuss more technical weather-related subjects such as the leve...

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Funny story: Baltimore Homeless Dealt With During Curfew

Baltimore Homeless Dealt With During Curfew

Baltimore, MD - During the recent Baltimore riots, the many homeless people living on the streets were also forced to comply with the city's overnight curfew, which lead to some very strange scenes in the down-trodden city. "They duct-taped me to...

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Funny story: Millions of families living in cars after losing houses

Millions of families living in cars after losing houses

Good news today as Philip and Victoria Sherlock from Warrington, who have been forced to live in their Ford Focus car due to spiralling debt, have been temporarily housed in a local hotel. The desperate plight of the couple was televised on ITV' s G...

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Funny story: DIY chain confirms Conservative order of 250,000 sheds for Housing

DIY chain confirms Conservative order of 250,000 sheds for Housing

A DIY superstore has acknowledged the agreement in principle to the advance acquisition of 250,000 new luxury sheds for the Conservative government should they win the next election. The sheds are seen as a gap fill in the market of new affordable...

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Funny story: Homeless Man Accepts He Has No Role At All To Play In Emerging Social Order

Homeless Man Accepts He Has No Role At All To Play In Emerging Social Order

New York - Homeless Man Bill Watson stumbled into what he thought was a soup kitchen but was really a basement meeting of socialist professors and students from nearby Columbia University and learned that he is not only "useless," but is actually an...

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Funny story: The Big Woop's Nefarious Plot to Undermine Capitalism

The Big Woop's Nefarious Plot to Undermine Capitalism

The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden Pigsty (or, if you prefer, of the Houses of Perishing in Warminster). And you have you forgotten already about the millions of peo...

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Funny story: Study finds homeless people took home £3 million in bonuses last year

Study finds homeless people took home £3 million in bonuses last year

Research has found that many of the UK's homeless people are more well-off than previously thought. Despite collecting just pennies in their day job filling our streets, some them took home as much as £3 million in their end of year bonuses. "Man...

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Funny story: Nation's Homeless Aspire to Become as 'Dead Broke' as Clintons

Nation's Homeless Aspire to Become as 'Dead Broke' as Clintons

Atlanta - By now, it's become public knowledge that the Clintons have had a tough life these past twenty years. The struggle they have faced as multimillionaires is well documented and admirable. The ability to "pull oneself up by their bootst...

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Funny story: The Coca-Cola Company Still Hasn't Built the World a Home

The Coca-Cola Company Still Hasn't Built the World a Home

Atlanta, GA, USA - Despite a decades-long effort, the Coca-Cola company has not yet built the world a home or taught the world to sing in perfect harmony. The company's efforts began in 1971 with a television commercial featuring a multi-cultural gro...

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Funny story: 'And bijou ensuite bathroom' as realtors list vagrants' Manhattan Bridge frame shacks

'And bijou ensuite bathroom' as realtors list vagrants' Manhattan Bridge frame shacks

New York - Admittedly the plumbing is a little primitive unless you consider a one pint plastic beaker having sufficient capacity for those midnight trips to the bathroom but hey, this is Manhattan where real estate rentals are going through the roo...

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Funny story: The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

Leslie Van Fleet, whom Justin Bieber likes to call the worm because he's always digging into stuff, has admitted that he and Bieber became chums when Bieber heard him snoring in a dumpster in Los Angeles. "Yes, I'm a genuine dumpster diver but the...

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Funny story: Costco woos millennials and illegals

Costco woos millennials and illegals

A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU -- Costco's sales have declined as millennials take their place as adults in society's workforce. Used to living at home and having mom and dad foot their bills, many of the latest generation don't want to own a house, muc...

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Funny story: Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?

Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - The San Francisco City Fathers are considering a plan to turn Alcatraz, a former maximum security prison, in to a new home for some of the city's 6,436 homeless. Closed in the 1960's as a prison, Alcatraz has since been us...

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Funny story: Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

A Harvard Research Study released today proves that homeless dogs, reguardless of where they live, are better off then the homeless. "Dogs have the unique ability to survive the worst situations" says researcher Doug St. Charles. "Lets face it, d...

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Funny story: The Ducks In Steamboat Springs, Colorado Are Acting Downright Weird

The Ducks In Steamboat Springs, Colorado Are Acting Downright Weird

STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, Colorado - The city of Steamboat Springs has been engulfed in one heck of a cluster of marijuana clouds that just seems to linger over the town located in Northwestern Colorado. Officer Reggie Danzerdust, 42, with the Steamboat...

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Funny story: Unemployed Texans Used To Feed Homeless

Unemployed Texans Used To Feed Homeless

A Dallas based Food company has found a creative way of feeding the cities ever growing homeless population, the unemployed. Using cutting edge human to food technology, the folks at "I Can't Believe it's Not Chicken" are helping shrink the rank...

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