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Funny story: Football Gossip October 2012 - Edgar Davids Special

Football Gossip October 2012 - Edgar Davids Special

Former Dutch international Edgar Davids has joined the football leagues bottom club, North London Barnet. The leagues bottom club? Has he been on the 'herbal cigarettes'? Has he confused his local football club with his local hairdressers... The club announced Davids joined the struggling League Two outfit because they were his local club. Well it beats commuting on the Northern Line every mo...

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Funny story: Ginger-nuts meet in Holland for their annual red-headed dunking festival!

Ginger-nuts meet in Holland for their annual red-headed dunking festival!

Breda, Holland: The annual meeting of loads of global "Ginger-nuts" painted the town centre red as hundreds and thousands of them met for their yearly get together. This years theme was how not to be dunked, soaked in tea, become soggy, fall into...

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Funny story: Dutch police confuse female student living space with squat

Dutch police confuse female student living space with squat

The police in Holland have accidentally cleared out the student house instead of the squat next door. The cause of the confusion was the 'alternative look' and second hand clothing. The front door was forced open with a ram and a small protest wa...

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Funny story: Man Utd to represent Holland at the next World Cup!

Man Utd to represent Holland at the next World Cup!

After the sensational signing of Robin van Persie the Dutch Footbal Organisation called, KNVB, have requested that Manchester United represent them in the coming World Cup qualification games and if they qualify, in Brazil in two years. The Dutch...

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Funny story: Dutch clown, sorry, Crown Prince is going down the "bog"!

Dutch clown, sorry, Crown Prince is going down the "bog"!

The Dutch crown (more like a clown) Prince, Willem-Alexander, is certainly slipping down the bog after throwing a toilet at a Dutch bog-throwing contest in honour of their Queen, Beatrix, who has a furry one. Prince Willem-Alexander has now admit...

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Funny story: Dutch woman accused of genocide; she murdered a million ants!

Dutch woman accused of genocide; she murdered a million ants!

A Dutch woman has been accused at the International court of justice in the Hague of genocide because she massacred a million (not exactly counted because the rascals are cannibals and many of the dead bodies were eaten) ants outside her front door.

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Funny story: Holland Wins French Presidency

Holland Wins French Presidency

The people of France have spoken, in French, to send a stark message to their political parties by choosing another country to rule over them. In a remarkable turn of events, the country of Holland will assume the French presidency after defeatin...

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Funny story: Dutch master Robben paints Wembley "Oranje"!

Dutch master Robben paints Wembley "Oranje"!

Tiny Holland renowned for producing their masters were in town last night to give their English apprentices a few lessons in how to become masters. Although the Dutch masters left a lot of their "wizadry" at home, it was still enough to give thei...

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Funny story: England v Holland: Ex-pat spoofer with Dutch wife found stoned with a brick stuck in his head!

England v Holland: Ex-pat spoofer with Dutch wife found stoned with a brick stuck in his head!

Venlo, Holland: Leading up to tomorrow's friendly game, England v Holland, a major domestic crime took place in Venlo. Ex-patriot and infamous spoofer, J.D.One, was talking about the glory days when England actually beat the Dutch 4-1 (a long, long t...

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Funny story: Dutch society grinds to a halt as masked, fancy-dressed carnivalists get totally pi++ed!

Dutch society grinds to a halt as masked, fancy-dressed carnivalists get totally pi++ed!

Holland, being a very small, flat nation has ground to a halt at the beginning of the carnival season as millions of hair-brained Dutch people stormed the city and town centres, totally pissed and high. This annual event of over-joyful dancing, bo...

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Funny story: Dutch Prince hit by an avalanche, luckily he was in flat Holland at the time!

Dutch Prince hit by an avalanche, luckily he was in flat Holland at the time!

Dutch Prince Friso (pronounced Freezo) has been hit by an avalanche, but luckily he was in Holland at the time and it is a well known fact that Holland is as flat as a pancake, therefore it was not fatal. The Prince, who should have been skiing wi...

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Funny story: Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland

Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland

A miracle happened in Holland today as a mysterious woman riding a mountain bike flew over the handlebars and landed in a cow field right in the crap. The miracle was the fact that Holland just happens to be as flat as their famous pancakes and ha...

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Funny story: Geert Wilders cleared of hate and he didn't even deny the Holocaust!

Geert Wilders cleared of hate and he didn't even deny the Holocaust!

Dutch far right-wing politician, Geert Wilders, has been cleared of all hate charges thrown at him by the Dutch legal system even if they were quite hateful, well, for Muslims at least. Many of his followers danced for joy as the announcement was...

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Funny story: West Ham Job Not For Steve McClaren Due To 'Language Difficulties'

West Ham Job Not For Steve McClaren Due To 'Language Difficulties'

Former England coach Steve McClaren has been told that he will not be considered for the vacant managerial position at West Ham because his English language speaking skills are no longer good enough. McClaren was the bookmaker's favourite to repla...

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Funny story: Jackie Chan wants the World Cup losing finalists Holland in his next movie

Jackie Chan wants the World Cup losing finalists Holland in his next movie

Ageing martial arts film star, Jackie Chan, has declared that he wants to use the Holland team from the final of the World Cup final to star in his next movie, World Cup Spy. According to Chan, the film star, he watched the World Cup and was espec...

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Funny story: Holland is Germany Shock

Holland is Germany Shock

Holland's footballing squad, so successful in the World Cup, unlike the Brave Brits, are in fact not from Holland at all, but Germany! What is more the German squad is not from Germany but from Holland. 'It follows from this' declared war histo...

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Funny story: Hup Holland Hup

Hup Holland Hup

The Koninklijke Nederlandse Voetbalbond (KNVB), the Royal Dutch Football Association has revealed their recipe for success at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. While their bigger European rivals, France, Italy and England have been sent homeward...

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