John Titor from the year 2036 has return to the year 1991 in June to warn Albus Dumbledore that the Dark Lord will return fully powerful in four years from now. John showed Albus a 2007 satellite picture of Hogwarts completely flattened. Albus looked at the picture and sure enough, there was the black lake and the distinct towers, except the trees were all missing. Albus looked up to John and said...
Two Muggles went for a walk to an enchanted castle near a lake on August 14th 1995. "Most times when Muggles came to the castle they run out scared," said Professor Dumbledore. But these two Muggles will have a different surprise. They are both 13 years old. They approached Hogsmeade and looked at the town. They wasn't any activity there.
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