Famous philospher and writer Throckmorton P. Turdblossom has been hired to teach at the Hog Jaw, Arkansas campus of Squirrel Holler County Community College. Turdblossom brings with him the credentials necessary for the job and becomes the highest e...
HOG JAW, Arkansas -- Tafoya Saunderson's parents have been teaching their daughter some valuable lessons, and one of those came in mighty handy today when her father lost consciousness in their Hog Jaw, Arkansas home. Frank Saunderson told local a...
HOG JAW, Arkansas - The Mayor of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, Humphrey Dumpty showed up at the Hog Jaw city jail early this morning hoping to bail out his wife, Betty, after she was arrested on misdemeanor charges of loitering and disturbing the peace late Sat...
HOG JAW, Arkansas - A particularly mammoth species of bedbugs that have been populating New York City for months now has found its way to the businesses and homes of Hog Jaw, Arkansas. While no one is sure who is responsible for bringing the bedbugs...
HOG JAW, Arkansas -- Something sure did happen Wednesday night at Laverne Langford's Double Diamond Karaoke Bar near Hog Jaw, Arkansas, but just exactly what that was depends on who you're talking to. 25-year-old Ashley Tisdale told a police offic...
HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Stan Stilldamnya, Hog Jaw, Arkansas' answer to the legendary Reg Mellior, former world record holder in Ferret Legging, issued a sharp challenge to the All-England, Scotland and Wales Ferret Leggin "pansies." "Ain't...
Residents of Hog Jaw got news that a bikers' rally has been held in Port Dover, Ontario every Friday 13th since 1982. This surely WAS news to them and bikers from Hog Jaw, Arkansas, gathered together with other bikers from nearby Leaky Cock County and Drippy Dick Springs at one of their favourite 'watering holes',The Hog Jaw Sports Bar...or as Jimmy Bob Scrotum of Leaky Cock County prefers to c...
Thought to be an open source and common calling technique for farmers across America, the legendary "Sooooey Pig Pig Pig" call was finally trademarked by regional hog calling champion, Emmett Thickley. The only man in Arkansas without opposable th...
Bubba Larson, Hog Jaw's only contemporary artist, has had another of his exhibits banned from the Hog Jaw Contemporary Art Museum after Edna Farkle complained that his Babies' Butts Photo Splay was not appropriate for all ages. Edna is especially ups...
HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Male frustration mounted this evening over the cancellation of the weekly Cock Fight at Arnold Dubby's farm. The weekly fights have never been cancelled because the Hog Jaw Ladies' Sewing Circle, Elvis Séance and Vibrato...
Locals in Hog Jaw, Arkansas, have witnessed strange lights in the night sky this Tuesday last. Cletus Albright, forester, told us "well, I guess I shooda taken a picyture wit' ma telephone, but Mary-Lou was yakkin' to her momma, and wouldn't let m...
HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Jesus was always known to have a funny story with which to illustrate His otherwise, insane agenda of Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men (but not to Yankees, faggots, harlots, thieves, communists, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, th...
To keep everyone in the loop on who's who and what's what in Hog Jaw, Arkansas, here is a list of the characters so far that have come to life on the Spoof pages. I've updated it. From this point forward, I'll start a thread for updates instead of writing a new magazine article for the updates. that may work better. i will keep a master list of the list up to date and anyone needing a copy can PM...
Nobody understands it. Nobody can explain the sudden upsurge in popularity of the township of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, USA - least of all the residents of Krakow in southern Poland. Tee-shirt vendors in the Polish city can't get hold of enough 'I heart...
HOG JAW, Arkansas - Well sad to report that The 147th Annual Civil War Re-Enactment of The Battle of Hog Jaw Creek ended on kind of a somber note this year. The original battle was fought on August 19, 1863, between the members of The 13th Arkansa...
Ryde kebab and pizzeria shop proprietor Ali Bullo, today pitched his views in on the failed twinning bid between Ryde, Isle of Wight and Hog Jaw, Arkansas, USA. Ali Bullo, creator of the Full English Breakfast pizza contacted IOWN to say that he w...
The Buckner sisters (Maybelline, Avon, and Mary Kaye) of Hog Jaw, Arkansas have volunteered to man the kissing booth at this year's Squirrel Holler County Fair. The aim of this year's booth is to raise money for a hair transplant for Rusty Lefferts.
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