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Funny story: Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Hired To Teach Philosophy At Squirrel Holler County Communtiy College

Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Hired To Teach Philosophy At Squirrel Holler County Communtiy College

Famous philospher and writer Throckmorton P. Turdblossom has been hired to teach at the Hog Jaw, Arkansas campus of Squirrel Holler County Community College. Turdblossom brings with him the credentials necessary for the job and becomes the highest e...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas toddler walks two miles to get her daddy a beer

Hog Jaw, Arkansas toddler walks two miles to get her daddy a beer

HOG JAW, Arkansas -- Tafoya Saunderson's parents have been teaching their daughter some valuable lessons, and one of those came in mighty handy today when her father lost consciousness in their Hog Jaw, Arkansas home. Frank Saunderson told local a...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw Daily News - Wife of Hog Jaw Mayor Arrested for Disturbing the Peace

Hog Jaw Daily News - Wife of Hog Jaw Mayor Arrested for Disturbing the Peace

HOG JAW, Arkansas - The Mayor of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, Humphrey Dumpty showed up at the Hog Jaw city jail early this morning hoping to bail out his wife, Betty, after she was arrested on misdemeanor charges of loitering and disturbing the peace late Sat...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Infested with New York City Super Bedbugs

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Infested with New York City Super Bedbugs

HOG JAW, Arkansas - A particularly mammoth species of bedbugs that have been populating New York City for months now has found its way to the businesses and homes of Hog Jaw, Arkansas. While no one is sure who is responsible for bringing the bedbugs...

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Funny story: Ashley Tisdale Suffers Chipped Tooth in Hog Jaw, Arkansas Karaoke Bar Melee

Ashley Tisdale Suffers Chipped Tooth in Hog Jaw, Arkansas Karaoke Bar Melee

HOG JAW, Arkansas -- Something sure did happen Wednesday night at Laverne Langford's Double Diamond Karaoke Bar near Hog Jaw, Arkansas, but just exactly what that was depends on who you're talking to. 25-year-old Ashley Tisdale told a police offic...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw Ferret Leggin Champion Challenges the All-UK Champ to Ten-Hour Death Match

Hog Jaw Ferret Leggin Champion Challenges the All-UK Champ to Ten-Hour Death Match

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Stan Stilldamnya, Hog Jaw, Arkansas' answer to the legendary Reg Mellior, former world record holder in Ferret Legging, issued a sharp challenge to the All-England, Scotland and Wales Ferret Leggin "pansies." "Ain't...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw Bikers head to Port Dover for Friday 13th August 'rally'.

Hog Jaw Bikers head to Port Dover for Friday 13th August 'rally'.

Residents of Hog Jaw got news that a bikers' rally has been held in Port Dover, Ontario every Friday 13th since 1982. This surely WAS news to them and bikers from Hog Jaw, Arkansas, gathered together with other bikers from nearby Leaky Cock County and Drippy Dick Springs at one of their favourite 'watering holes',The Hog Jaw Sports Bar...or as Jimmy Bob Scrotum of Leaky Cock County prefers to c...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw Hog Calling Champion Trademarks "Sooooey" Call

Hog Jaw Hog Calling Champion Trademarks "Sooooey" Call

Thought to be an open source and common calling technique for farmers across America, the legendary "Sooooey Pig Pig Pig" call was finally trademarked by regional hog calling champion, Emmett Thickley. The only man in Arkansas without opposable th...

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Funny story: Babies' Butts Art Exhibit Banned at Hog Jaw Contemporary Art Museum

Babies' Butts Art Exhibit Banned at Hog Jaw Contemporary Art Museum

Bubba Larson, Hog Jaw's only contemporary artist, has had another of his exhibits banned from the Hog Jaw Contemporary Art Museum after Edna Farkle complained that his Babies' Butts Photo Splay was not appropriate for all ages. Edna is especially ups...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw Cock Fights Cancelled Due to "Damned Women!"

Hog Jaw Cock Fights Cancelled Due to "Damned Women!"

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Male frustration mounted this evening over the cancellation of the weekly Cock Fight at Arnold Dubby's farm. The weekly fights have never been cancelled because the Hog Jaw Ladies' Sewing Circle, Elvis Séance and Vibrato...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Lights Cause Major Frights

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Lights Cause Major Frights

Locals in Hog Jaw, Arkansas, have witnessed strange lights in the night sky this Tuesday last. Cletus Albright, forester, told us "well, I guess I shooda taken a picyture wit' ma telephone, but Mary-Lou was yakkin' to her momma, and wouldn't let m...

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Funny story: High Mass "Hi-Jinks" Mar Hog Jaw First Communion Service

High Mass "Hi-Jinks" Mar Hog Jaw First Communion Service

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Jesus was always known to have a funny story with which to illustrate His otherwise, insane agenda of Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men (but not to Yankees, faggots, harlots, thieves, communists, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, th...

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Funny story: UPDATE: Hog Jaw People and Places

UPDATE: Hog Jaw People and Places

To keep everyone in the loop on who's who and what's what in Hog Jaw, Arkansas, here is a list of the characters so far that have come to life on the Spoof pages. I've updated it. From this point forward, I'll start a thread for updates instead of writing a new magazine article for the updates. that may work better. i will keep a master list of the list up to date and anyone needing a copy can PM...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw Mania Grips Krakow, Poland

Hog Jaw Mania Grips Krakow, Poland

Nobody understands it. Nobody can explain the sudden upsurge in popularity of the township of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, USA - least of all the residents of Krakow in southern Poland. Tee-shirt vendors in the Polish city can't get hold of enough 'I heart...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas's Civil War Re-Enactment Goes Haywire And The Cannon Blows The Hell Out of The Cornbread Movie House

Hog Jaw, Arkansas's Civil War Re-Enactment Goes Haywire And The Cannon Blows The Hell Out of The Cornbread Movie House

HOG JAW, Arkansas - Well sad to report that The 147th Annual Civil War Re-Enactment of The Battle of Hog Jaw Creek ended on kind of a somber note this year. The original battle was fought on August 19, 1863, between the members of The 13th Arkansa...

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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Hog Jaw Arkansas Twinning "Never Really An Option" Says Ryde Kebab Shop Proprietor.

Isle Of Wight News - Hog Jaw Arkansas Twinning "Never Really An Option" Says Ryde Kebab Shop Proprietor.

Ryde kebab and pizzeria shop proprietor Ali Bullo, today pitched his views in on the failed twinning bid between Ryde, Isle of Wight and Hog Jaw, Arkansas, USA. Ali Bullo, creator of the Full English Breakfast pizza contacted IOWN to say that he w...

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Funny story: Buckner Triplets Volunteer For Kissing Booth At Squirrel Holler County Fair

Buckner Triplets Volunteer For Kissing Booth At Squirrel Holler County Fair

The Buckner sisters (Maybelline, Avon, and Mary Kaye) of Hog Jaw, Arkansas have volunteered to man the kissing booth at this year's Squirrel Holler County Fair. The aim of this year's booth is to raise money for a hair transplant for Rusty Lefferts.

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