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Funny story: One of "Peter, Paul and Mary" Joins the "The Grateful Dead"

One of "Peter, Paul and Mary" Joins the "The Grateful Dead"

San Francisco, California - Originally forming one-third of the nation's most popular folk music groups of the 1960s, "Peter, Paul and Mary", Mary Travers, like Momma Cass, later grew to form two-thirds of the trio, having eaten, Peter, one of the f...

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Funny story: Record Numbers Of Scum Gather At Stonehenge for Solstice

Record Numbers Of Scum Gather At Stonehenge for Solstice

Stonehenge, England - A record number of hairy, Celtic-tattooed, pierce-faced, dreadlocked new-age idiots with skinny dogs on strings gathered at Stonehenge for the summer solstice this year. Roads were gridlocked with rusty transit vans, and the sme...

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Funny story: Teenage Son of Hippie Dad Rebels; Gets Employed

Teenage Son of Hippie Dad Rebels; Gets Employed

San Francisco, CA- Harrison Hendricks, 16, severed political ties with his new-age hippie father last Thursday by getting a job. The move came to Harrison after months of introspective thought and debate. "I realized that there are some thin...

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Funny story: Jobless forced into past-life therapy

Jobless forced into past-life therapy

Long-term EU unemployed are being forced into "regression therapy" in the hope that coming to terms with past lives will help them find a job in this one.

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Funny story: Eco-towns to reintroduce man with red flag for motorists

Eco-towns to reintroduce man with red flag for motorists

Housing minister Caroline Flint has announced that vehicles driving on roads into the planned eco-towns will be compelled to have a man walking in front of them waving a red flag. As part of the governments plans to minimise the carbon footprint of...

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Funny story: Winston Churchill-shaped Sausage Worshipped by Hippy Commune

Winston Churchill-shaped Sausage Worshipped by Hippy Commune

A 1lb pig meat sausage, which bears an uncanny resemblance to British Wartime leader Winston Churchill, is being hailed as a 'trippy hippy' idol by a cult of London-based pot smokers.

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Funny story: Heathrow crash jet targetted by ecowarriors' railgun prototype

Heathrow crash jet targetted by ecowarriors' railgun prototype

Heathrow Airport - (Taser Beam Mess): Last month's Heathrow jet crash landing may have been caused by an adapted taser-ray based on the Pentagon's railgun according to Anti-Terror cops monitoring airport expansion protesters.

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Funny story: Anti-nuclear Lobby to be rehoused on Shetland Isles

Anti-nuclear Lobby to be rehoused on Shetland Isles

Green, tree-hugging, pot smoking, and CO2 emitting hippies are to be relocated to the Shetlands, it has been announced. Following the UK government's plans to rely more heavily on nuclear energy, it has been decided to remove all anti-nuclear grou...

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Funny story: Pope joins Hippy Commune following Jesus-gate scandal

Pope joins Hippy Commune following Jesus-gate scandal

Former head of the Catholic Chruch, Pope Benedict XVI, has made himself at home in a free-living (what else) hippy commune on the outskirts of San Franthisco, following his almighty fall from grace after it was revea...

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Funny story: Fake Interviews With Real People - Sen. James Inhofe

Fake Interviews With Real People - Sen. James Inhofe

A growing number of hippies and tree-hugging fools, undeservedly referring to themselves 'scientists', are presenting the theory that the earth is experiencing a potentially catastrophic unnatural warming. Based on a large body of something called 'empirical evidence', these so-called 'scientists' are claiming that this warming of the earth is being heavily influenced by h...

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Funny story: Woman Hospitalised from Patchouli Inhalation

Woman Hospitalised from Patchouli Inhalation

BEND, OR -- Here in this so called "hippie haven" in the mountains, many people substitute patchouli oil for actual bathing and good personal hygiene. Margie Pierce, a tourist from Devil's Lake, North Dakota, discovered that patchouli o...

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Funny story: International Peace Rally Broken up by CIA, Neo-Hippie Detainees Taken

International Peace Rally Broken up by CIA, Neo-Hippie Detainees Taken

Tirana, Albania - Albanian spectators cheered as a small rally of 100 peace-loving American hippies were ruthlessly apprehended by black-clad paramilitary forces thought to be under the command of the CIA. Albania, known for its unbending support of...

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Funny story: Disruption at Heathrow Protests

Disruption at Heathrow Protests

It seems the bad weather which dogged the UK in July is continuing as torrential rain hits east London.

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Funny story: Hippies Cause A Stink at 'Live Earth' Shows

Hippies Cause A Stink at 'Live Earth' Shows

WORLD NEWS - Concert goers at the 'Live Earth' shows left behind at least 1,025 tons of trash strewn about the grounds of the many venues holding the concerts. Clean-up continues at most locations, and some will be closed indefinitely.

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Funny story: Stonehenge new mecca for potheads

Stonehenge new mecca for potheads

England's Stonehenge has become the new mecca for potheads around the world, surpassing even Weed, California as the favored vacation destination.

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Funny story: Remains of hippy discovered in Peace Camp hole

Remains of hippy discovered in Peace Camp hole

HELENSBURGH, Scotland - The remains of a body estimated to have lain for 25 years in a hole at Faslane Peace Camp opposite the Trident nuclear submarine base, has been discovered.

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Funny story: Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Earth Day 2007 has been largely ignored by the population of Earth. This has left Mother Earth a bit upset.

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