Kaystump, Kentucky - Raccoon Catters, who admits to being around 80 years old, he thinks, has admitted he has never read a newspaper or watched any news on television.
Although press and media have reported that the "truckin'" hippy crooner died in 1994, reports are coming in on various sightings around the world.
A group of men from West Virginia, distrurbed and disgusted by the news and debauchery out of Juneau, Alaska, has decided to form their own Corrupt Bastards Club. That organization has been in the news lately in connection with several illicit scams...
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