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Funny story: Cain to say, "Here we go again" again?

Cain to say, "Here we go again" again?

Now that Republican candidate Herman Cain has withstood charges of sexual harassment and an alleged 13-year affair, the media is seriously questioning whether he can survive the latest charge that has been unveiled over the past 24 hours. Accordin...

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Funny story: Cain Affair - Democrats and Republicans secretly join forces to end the Occupy Wall Street protests

Cain Affair - Democrats and Republicans secretly join forces to end the Occupy Wall Street protests

On Monday, what may be the biggest political conspiracy in recent times began playing out for all of America's viewing pleasure. Democrats and Republicans have decided the best way to put an end to Occupy Wall Street is to manufacture an affair. The common goal is to divert attention from the nagging protest so participants can be addressed, and subsequently removed. As a result, Americans hav...

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Funny story: Typos in Small Town Newspaper Story Puts Herman Cain in Awkward Position

Typos in Small Town Newspaper Story Puts Herman Cain in Awkward Position

The Leaderville Picayune-Messenger is in hot water after a typo throughout a news article slipped past a final edit. The error is making Herman Cain out to be one horny old man, but this time it was not intentional. Evidently, whoever edited the s...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking the anti Cain Predicts Armageddon

Stephen Hawking the anti Cain Predicts Armageddon

The world's greatest scientist Stephen Hawking said today that unless we colonize space or learn to travel in time we will soon be extinct. Stephen Hawking said: "When the American people have Herman Cain atop the polls for Commander in Chief and Lea...

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Funny story: New SAT Tests Creativity

New SAT Tests Creativity

Testing giant The College Board announced today that 2012 SAT tests will include a section on creativity. The standardized testing company has come up with new techniques for using multiple choice tests to measure innovative thinking. President Ga...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Tells Gloria Allred He'll Double Her Fee If She Switches Over and Becomes His Lawyer

Herman Cain Tells Gloria Allred He'll Double Her Fee If She Switches Over and Becomes His Lawyer

GALLUP, New Mexico - Herman Cain brought his GOP presidential campaign to Gallup, New Mexico, the town noted for being one of only three locations in the continental United States where the famous explorer Ponce De Leon believed the infamous Fountain...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Hospitalized For Viagra Reaction

Herman Cain Hospitalized For Viagra Reaction

GOP candidate Herman Cain was hospitalized over night for an allergic reaction to Viagra. Cain a long time user of Viagra was one of only five hundred men nationwide selected to have the new liquid Viagra pump surgically placed into the cheek of his...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Seeks Out Wiener

Herman Cain Seeks Out Wiener

In a shocking development today, GOP nominee Herman Cain has reached out to former US Congressman Anthony Wiener (Democrat-New York)to be his Vice Presidential running mate. Cains handlers said Herman wants America to know that a Cain-Wiener ticket m...

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Funny story: Herman Cain to Head Bologna Company

Herman Cain to Head Bologna Company

In a surprising turn today, Herman Cain GOP candidate and former CEO of several fortune 5-Million company's dropped out of his run to be the GOP nominee. Cain's reason for withdrawing was a simple one, someone on Cains staff had finally explained to...

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Funny story: Herman Cain soils himself at GOP debate! Crowd roars approval!

Herman Cain soils himself at GOP debate! Crowd roars approval!

In what is being described as the most unusual debate in history, Herman Cain, either by accident or design soiled himself last night as he excoriated the media in a diatribe that left nothing to the imagination. As he finished, he held his arms up i...

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Funny story: Herman Cain: Where's the beef?

Herman Cain: Where's the beef?

Republican presidential hopeful and former CEO Herman Cain has been under fire for allegations of trying to slip the hot beef injection to a few of those annoying white women. In recent interviews he has been quoted denying the allegations saying,...

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Funny story: Perry and Cain Check-In to the Ronald Reagan Memory Clinic

Perry and Cain Check-In to the Ronald Reagan Memory Clinic

Simi Valley, California - Republican presidential contenders Rick Perry and Herman Cain have checked themselves into the Ronald Reagan Clinic for Memory Intervention. Publicly embarrassed by critical memory lapses last week, the two candidates are...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Denies That He and Nancy Pelosi Once Shared A Taco Pizza Down In Tijuana, Mexico

Herman Cain Denies That He and Nancy Pelosi Once Shared A Taco Pizza Down In Tijuana, Mexico

ROCHESTER, Michigan - After the latest in a series of 179 scheduled GOP Presidential Debates, Herman Cain was asked about the rumor concerning him and former Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi. At first Cain told Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld tha...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Scores 0-5 With Blond Ho's

Herman Cain Scores 0-5 With Blond Ho's

PSYCHOVILLE 101 - Just another question mainstream media won't ask: To Wit: Why did none of these blond, middle-aged ho's, who claim sexual harassment by Cain, succumb to the overtures of this charmingly handsome, financially successful business...

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Funny story: Cain: "Twenty-Seventh Accuser Is Lying"

Cain: "Twenty-Seventh Accuser Is Lying"

Special to INS - In the wake of yet another former employee of the National Restaurant Association stepping forward and accusing Herman Cain of sexual harassment, the presidential candidate declared that "the Democrat machine has shifted into high ge...

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Funny story: Perry Finally Remembers Third Blonde He'd Cut from Herman Cain's Staff

Perry Finally Remembers Third Blonde He'd Cut from Herman Cain's Staff

Following the republican candidate debate at Oakland University where Governor Rick Perry had trouble remembering the third blonde woman he would recommend cutting from Herman Cain's staff, Perry finally blurted out the name of the woman in a follow...

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Funny story: NFL Commissioner David Stern and NFL Player Rep Derek Fisher Both State That Herman Cain Needs To Drop Out of The GOP Race

NFL Commissioner David Stern and NFL Player Rep Derek Fisher Both State That Herman Cain Needs To Drop Out of The GOP Race

NEW YORK CITY - All of the NBA basketballs are sitting tucked away in their respective basketball lockers and the way things are going they are probably going to remain there for a while. In this day and age when so many American people are out of...

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