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Funny story: NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

At a recent press conference at which the owners of the New York Mets announced that they were giving the team manager a walk, they also explained that they were pursuing an entirely new managerial strategy. They will hire a female for the job.

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Funny story: The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY - Insiders are stating that The Lifelong Channel modeling show Models of The Runway has been cancelled. The shows executive producer Slizza Huffnagle-Filterfield stated that from the very beginning the show was plagued with lots of prob...

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Funny story: George Clooney Secretly Marries Heidi Klum

George Clooney Secretly Marries Heidi Klum

Surprising even the most diligent of paparazzi and scab entertainment reporters alike, a recent announcement from Las Vegas tells of a secretive private wedding between movie box office sensation George Clooney and former super model turned cable tel...

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Funny story: Seal Tells His Wife Heidi Klum To Take His Last Name or He'll Divorce Her

Seal Tells His Wife Heidi Klum To Take His Last Name or He'll Divorce Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Model, actress, and Project Runway host Heidi Klum has stated that she has petitioned to have her last name changed. The German born beauty will be dropping her last name Klum and replacing it with her husband Seal's last name Sa...

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Funny story: "Project Runway" Renamed "Project Find-the-Runway"

"Project Runway" Renamed "Project Find-the-Runway"

Will the new season of the hit TV show Project Runway be on the Bravo network or will it move to Lifetime? No one knows for sure at this point. A New York judge, however, has granted an injunction preventing the move to Lifetime for now. Some...

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Funny story: Senator John McCain wishes to have sex with model Heidi Klum; others

Senator John McCain wishes to have sex with model Heidi Klum; others

After a vigorous day of campaigning, Senator John McCain reportedly told a friend that he would enjoy having sexual intercourse with 35-year-old top model Heidi Klum. She is also the wife of the singer Seal.

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Funny story: Heidi Klum spices up her marriage to Seal by proposing a hot ménage à trios with Britney, inviting her to come over and play house

Heidi Klum spices up her marriage to Seal by proposing a hot ménage à trios with Britney, inviting her to come over and play house

Hollywood, California - First, it was Rosie O'Donnell that invited Britney Spears live on "The View" to come live with her. Now it is supermodel, Heidi Klum, who is the latest to offer Britney a place to crash. All the while Britney tec...

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Funny story: Heidi Klum On Crash Twinkie Diet

Heidi Klum On Crash Twinkie Diet

Las Vegas -- Heidi Klum today has traded her normal diet of greens for yellow, cream-filled Twinkies.

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Funny story: Mattel Recalls Heidi Klum

Mattel Recalls Heidi Klum

EL SEGUNDO, CA - Citing safety concerns originating with its Chinese manufacturers, toy company Mattel announced today an immediate recall of Heidi Klum. CEO Robert Eckert said the recall became necessary after an investigation into a Mattel subcont...

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