Heather Mills, the former Mrs. Paul McCartney, told reporters yesterday that the winner in the one-legged ass-kicking contest was she. "I got over $20 million in the settlement despite Sir Paul having most of the public and the big political clout...
Sussex - (Sticky Fingers Mess): Not on your nellie. That's the verdict of gold-digging vegan fanaticist Heather Mills' former divorce lawyers who reckoned their client was so barmy that they wouldn't touch her fantasy claims about Brian Jones' 1969...
London - (Big Booby Mess): Bosomed-enhanced alkie and compulsive attention milker Katie Price is the new Heather Mills. The 31 year-old reality TV hasbeen has overtaken vegan nutter Heather as the nation's favorite harridan according to a Celeb Z-...
London, this morning. A plush hotel. - Heather Mills, ex-wife of ex-Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney, previously thought to be one of the most reviled women in the world has embarked upon a Madonna-esque mission to reinvent herself. Mills positively ooz...
Heather Mills has jumped at the chance to be in Celebrity Big Brother after her plea for a private loo was accepted. Mills agreed to star in the reality TV show after reaching an agreement with bosses about having her own bathroom. The Sun repo...
Makena HI-- Heather Mills and Guy Ritchie surprised everyone in the world and quietly married each other today. The ex-Mrs. Paul McCartney and the ex-Mr. Madonna tied the knot at a small, quaint church in Wales before flying off to Maui for their ho...
Heather Mills, the former Mrs. Paul McCartney, is suing his Lordship for another ten million dollars over a new CD released just this week. The CD, entitled "Hot Leg-A Tribute To Heather Mills", according to Sir Paul, is his way of showing the wor...
The captain of the Somali pirate ship that has taken control of the Saudi supertanker, Sirius, together with its 2million barrels of crude oil, is rumoured to be none other than Heather Mills, the ex-wife of Beatle Sir Paul McCartney. Mills, who t...
Heather Mills is being touted by women all over the world after her huge divorce settlement with ex-Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney. "So she got $50 million bucks", stated one-legged Ilene Johnson of Hadley, Massachusetts. "Good for her. I'm going to s...
Saying she 'completely understands' what Guy is going through, a mini-skirted Heather Mills rushed to his side to lend him a shoulder to cry on. "I know what it's like to be unfairly called a gold-digger; used like an old rag and then tossed aside...
In a surprise casting, Heather Mills McCartney has been cast as the Wicked Witch in a Pantomime in Rhyll. The production, which stars Joe Pasquale as Buttons, Sonia as Cinderella, and the Grumbleweeds as every other character has sold out many of...
The contents of Heather Mills McCartney's new novel has been exclusively revealed to this reporter. Her novel, entitled, My Life as a History of Soups shows Mill's love for soup throughout her life. Title headings include Minestrone for Two, Batch...
Even before the end of the Beijing paralympics, Heather Mills has been fired! The former model and ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, was let go by the paralympic bosses due to a ridiculous clause she was demanding to be in her contract. Heather was a...
Beijing - (Ass Mess): Top UK medal hopeful Heather Mills is in pole position for a record breaking win in the paralympic gold digger finals. Mills, 41, faced stiff competition in the Anna Nicole Smith Memorial heats dedicated in memory of top-heav...
She has been quiet since her divorce settlement with Macca but Heather Mills Macca is back in the headlines.
Tyee Spit Beach, near Vancouver in Canada, has been in the news recently since the discovery of six human feet washed up on the shore over a period of ten months.
(London, England) Heather Mills is still not satisfied with anything in life and is more than happy to let everyone know. Her latest scheme is sure to make her a billionaire, maybe even richer than Paul. She is auctioning Paul's sperm on Ebay.
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