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Funny story: Unfit man complaining about Athletes again

Unfit man complaining about Athletes again

Chutney on the Fritz's most famous inhabitant Brian Asshat has been complaining about the efforts of Athletes, as he always does. The mildly obese thrower of shoes gets slightly breathless in his garden but still likes to believe that he could hav…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump is Devastated As She Learns She Has Athlete’s Foot

Ivanka Trump is Devastated As She Learns She Has Athlete’s Foot

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Ivanka Trump household is that the long-legged former adviser to DJT has just found out that she has second-degree athlete’s foot. Donald Trump’s youngest son Barron reportedly spoke with Hollywoo…

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Funny story: Researchers Prove That Eating Brazil Nuts Will Not Cause Your Balls To Shrink

Researchers Prove That Eating Brazil Nuts Will Not Cause Your Balls To Shrink

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The International Research Institute based in Chicago, after years of research studies, has finally determined that eating Brazil Nuts will not cause a male’s gonads (balls) to atrophy (shrink). Dr. Jonas Pigginvelli, 83,…

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Funny story: Wobbly-Knobbly-Knees syndrome hits England Football Team and beats Covid19 to the hospital!

Wobbly-Knobbly-Knees syndrome hits England Football Team and beats Covid19 to the hospital!

A surge of a crippling illness has caused the English PM to call an emergency press conference before he announces his latest insane Covid19 non-restrictions allowing the UK public spread the dreaded virus even further. The crippling illness that…

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Funny story: Nashville Man’s Vaccine Hesitancy Forces Him to Face Difficult Personal Truth

Nashville Man’s Vaccine Hesitancy Forces Him to Face Difficult Personal Truth

Disconcerted to find himself suffering from a recalcitrant case of COVID vaccine hesitancy, Hector Romano of Nashville, Tennessee, embarked on a journey to understand his own motives – and wound up confronting some painful personal truths. “I’m a…

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Funny story: Man Has Got A Great Big Boil On His Arse

Man Has Got A Great Big Boil On His Arse

News just reaching us in the last few minutes is that a dirty, great big boil has been discovered on a man's arse, and may need lancing by a qualified medical professional. The boil sprang up on the arse of Moys Kenwood, 57, on Sunday morning, and…

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Funny story: COVID-19 Not All 'Doom And Gloom', Says Man

COVID-19 Not All 'Doom And Gloom', Says Man

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, always gets a bad rep, and we hear, on a daily basis, about how terrible it is, and about all the negative aspects connected with it. The huge number of infections, the tragic deaths, how health services have become over…

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Funny story: Fears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started

Fears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started

Following the disappointing spring pandemic of Covid19, the mass media are stoking fear that a second wave could be launched within just weeks. The BBC and Sky news, especially, are wanting to spread panic and fear amongst the population. But what…

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Funny story: Man Has Decided To Get Fit

Man Has Decided To Get Fit

In keeping with medical advice that everyone should take regular exercise, and taking advantage of the opportunity that the Coronavirus lockdown has provided him with, one man in his 'twilight years' has decided to 'get with the program', and to star…

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Funny story: Man forgot he was going bald

Man forgot he was going bald

After his first trip to the hairdresser in four months, Stan Bridgewater was cruelly reminded of the fact that he is going bald. The formerly hirsute office junior, 47, brushed his hair once, and left it at that, knowing that it would continue to…

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Funny story: Man Was Embarrassed By Runny Nose

Man Was Embarrassed By Runny Nose

A man who had caught a mild seasonal cold has described how he became embarrassed by the way that his nose was so 'runny', that it resembled a leaky tap from which droplets of water were constantly dripping. Moys Kenwood, 57, first noticed that so...

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Funny story: Trump University Doing Research For Coronavirus Vaccine

Trump University Doing Research For Coronavirus Vaccine

Help is on the way. Trump University has been resurrected and is performing research for a coronavirus vaccine, being released in October. This October Surprise vaccine will be a boom for Donald Trump’s sinking, drowning, failing, submerged, non-...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Is Not Like A Broken Leg

Coronavirus Is Not Like A Broken Leg

Coronavirus is not like a broken leg. Coronavirus is contagious. It is a deadly contagion. That means you can catch it from someone who is standing too close to you, is not wearing a mask, and you can die. Dying is forever. A broken leg is temporary.

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Funny story: Nashville Man Maintains Healthy Level of Panic over Coronavirus

Nashville Man Maintains Healthy Level of Panic over Coronavirus

“At first, it didn’t seem like a big deal – so what if I get sick, was my take on things,” said 28-year-old Matt Fisher of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding the widely publicized coronavirus pandemic. “But eventually, I came to realize I should have be...

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Funny story: With Help of Preventive Measures, Health-Conscious Nashvillians Support Essential Small Businesses by Buying Cigarettes Locally

With Help of Preventive Measures, Health-Conscious Nashvillians Support Essential Small Businesses by Buying Cigarettes Locally

Concerned about his 0.1- to one-percent risk of dying from COVID-19 but wishing to support local essential small businesses in economically challenging times, 33-year-old Brian Lewis of Nashville, Tennessee, continues to buy his cigarettes in person...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Momentarily Lapses from Political Correctness into Regular Correctness

Nashville Man Momentarily Lapses from Political Correctness into Regular Correctness

Triggered by a dirty look he received from a surgically-masked woman when he sauntered barefaced into a Nashville grocery store, 28-year-old Travis Kane momentarily lapsed from political correctness into regular correctness, demanding loudly, "So do...

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Funny story: Nashville Roofer Dies after Falling from 12-Story Building and Testing Positive for COVID-19

Nashville Roofer Dies after Falling from 12-Story Building and Testing Positive for COVID-19

Part of the construction team hired to rebuild East Nashville after two devastating tornadoes ravaged much of the area in March 2020, 28-year-old Chip Goodman, a roofer with Raise the Roof, Inc., tumbled from a 12-story building when a tarp torn loos...

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