A source inside Buckingham Palace has made the startling claim that Her Majesty, The Queen has consumed more than 11 imperial tons of tallow since coming to the throne in 1953 The insider told us that she eats raw tallow for every meal, and that e…
BEVERLY HILLS, California – (Satire News) – There is always something new in the Land of Women’s Personal Needs. And the latest thing to come down the Fallopian Tube Turnpike concerns the ancient feministic art of douching. Douching a women’s h…
A kind-hearted mother is battling the cost of living crisis by writing meal plans so struggling parents can feed a family of four for less than 28 pence a day - so they don't have to feel like they are 'poor'. Elizabeth Taylor (no relation), from…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has just announced that President Biden is in excellent health. She noted that his personal physician, Dr. Lulu McFoo, checked him out and she said that every part of him lo…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (UK Satire) – Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has been released from the hospital, and is now resting comfortably at Buck House, as irreverent British comedian Ricky Gervais calls i…
Vatican - On Wednesday Pope Francis made a shocking statement of God's mental health. "I just don't believe in myself anymore." God is rumored to have said to his therapist. In addition to his recent self doubt God has been suffering with an…
As people across the country are starting their new year diets, one woman has found a hilarious and original way to eat chocolate and stick to her diet by posting on Fakebook 'Look everyone, having my five a day, LOL' accompanied by a photo of a half…
As millions of Brits are feeling flabby after the Christmas break, one man has taken the revolutionary step of announcing his new fitness regime. Kevin Sponge, 46, said, 'Yes, I know I've said this every year since 2004, but this time it's going t…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The most respected polling agency in the entire nation, Quinnpinni has just stated that after an extensive 9-month survey poll, they have found out that the majority of Trumpers do not trust their family doctors, their gynec…
Forget men and women being equal. The Supreme Court is going to judge whether women have the right to make decisions about their healthcare. What’s big daddy going to judge next, what kind of tampon a woman can use? When a woman can leave the hou…
DETROIT – (Satire News) - The American Surgical Institute, recently held its semi-annual conference at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit. The ASI has issued a medical notice which states that due to the down trending economy and the nation's hi…
HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s national news agency Las Nuevas, has learned that a woman, who resides in Sugar Cane, Cuba, will soon become the first woman in the world to receive a uvula from a flamingo. Ramona de la Mamamona, 77, embarras…
Someone has a temperature, wearing a mask, getting a vaccination, and self-quarantine at home will not save anyone. Vitamin C won’t do any good. Gluten-free or vegan? Forget it. It’s spreading like wildfire in every continent because it is wildfi…
Chutney on the Fritz's most famous inhabitant Brian Asshat has been complaining about the efforts of Athletes, as he always does. The mildly obese thrower of shoes gets slightly breathless in his garden but still likes to believe that he could hav…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Ivanka Trump household is that the long-legged former adviser to DJT has just found out that she has second-degree athlete’s foot. Donald Trump’s youngest son Barron reportedly spoke with Hollywoo…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The International Research Institute based in Chicago, after years of research studies, has finally determined that eating Brazil Nuts will not cause a male’s gonads (balls) to atrophy (shrink). Dr. Jonas Pigginvelli, 83,…
A surge of a crippling illness has caused the English PM to call an emergency press conference before he announces his latest insane Covid19 non-restrictions allowing the UK public spread the dreaded virus even further. The crippling illness that…
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