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Funny story: "An Immodest Proposal: Leak of Sensitive Document"

"An Immodest Proposal: Leak of Sensitive Document"

An unidentified source working for a junior congressperson in the Capitol building has provided this reporter with an addendum to the American Healthcare Act. The full text is given below: H.R. xxxxxx-An Addendum to the American Healthcare Act...

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Funny story: Trump Will Dismantle Obamacare and Start Trumpcare

Trump Will Dismantle Obamacare and Start Trumpcare

Trump Tower, NY Trump announced that he will fulfill one of his campaign promises right away. "We will start up Trump Hospitals to provide cut-rate health care for poor people. Then they will not have to be in the same waiting rooms with people th...

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Funny story: Texas Requires Men Who Masturbate To Have Burial Services For ALL Of Thier Unborn Children

Texas Requires Men Who Masturbate To Have Burial Services For ALL Of Thier Unborn Children

In Earth, Texas, 15 year old Jess Mobley is like a lot of teenage boys: he plays sports and likes video games, and like other boys his age, he masturbates a lot and often has wet dreams--but under new "Sanctity of Life" laws already enacted in Texas,...

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Funny story: The tooth and nothing but the tooth: Donald Trump defends dental floss

The tooth and nothing but the tooth: Donald Trump defends dental floss

New York - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has come down hard on the recent government report that calls dental floss "a waste of time." "This is bad news, folks," Trump said. "First they rigged the dentist chair so they could play...

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Funny story: Government proposes legislation to regulate the quality of medical care for the dead

Government proposes legislation to regulate the quality of medical care for the dead

Philadelphia, PA - Growing concern for loved ones who have passed on has been a boon to the burgeoning death care industry. Still, uncertainties exist regarding the quality of medical care for the deceased. For years the death care market has gone un...

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Funny story: Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Washington, D.C - How do you cap off a Democratic Presidency that seems to have gotten almost nothing done for nearly eight long years? Well, a good way to start is to gather all the whack job liberals you can find after a really gruesome, racially m...

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Funny story: "Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

"Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

Health tourism is currently one of the UK's fastest growing industries, as Europeans flock to our country to take advantage of our overstretched national health service. Though some politicians claim that it's a bad thing, health tourists themselves...

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Funny story: Obama Tackles Fluoridation

Obama Tackles Fluoridation

President Barack Obama is considering acting against the fluoridation of drinking water in the US. Almost seventy percent of the nation's household water supply is currently fluoridated despite the mounting evidence that it is actually injurious to h...

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Funny story: Breathing Ruled Pre-existing Condition By Florida Judge

Breathing Ruled Pre-existing Condition By Florida Judge

Miami, FL - A Federal judge has ruled that breathing is a pre-existing condition and therefore any medical condition that does or could affect breathing is not covered under certain health care plans. The ruling has far-reaching implications beyon...

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Funny story: Cardinal Baloney Says Women Should Get Health Care at 7-11

Cardinal Baloney Says Women Should Get Health Care at 7-11

Cardinal Baloney of New York took Easter as the occasion to speak out on female contraception. In a interview that aired Sunday on CBS, host Norah O'Donnell asked Dolan where he stood on the Hobby Lobby Supreme Court case which deals with the issue...

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Funny story: Obamacares, do you?

Obamacares, do you?

'Mercia is making moves to provide its citizens with basic healthcare access and the people could not be more pragmatic and untrusting if they tried. They are greeting this olive branch of social justice with the same trepidation as you would bei...

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Funny story: Health and Human Services (HHS) Announces Another Obamacare Health Plan Option

Health and Human Services (HHS) Announces Another Obamacare Health Plan Option

On the original deadline date for enrolling in Obamacare, HHS Secretary Sebelius revealed today a new health plan today which provides another economical option to the Platinum, Gold, Silver, and Bronze health plans previously defined. In accord wit...

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Funny story: GOP to Impoverished Americans: Just Stop Being Poor Already!

GOP to Impoverished Americans: Just Stop Being Poor Already!

Detroit, MI - Dedicated to re-branding their image in time for the 2014 mid-term elections, a select group of House Republicans traveled to scenic downtown Detroit, touting a new message of prosperity for the masses. The core of the new plan? Just st...

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Funny story: Studies Reveal Stabbing Yourself With a Bread Knife May Lead to Death

Studies Reveal Stabbing Yourself With a Bread Knife May Lead to Death

As shocking as it sounds, multiple studies have recently shown that stabbing yourself with a bread knife may actually increase the chances of severe injuries, and in some cases may even cause death, despite the widely-held belief that doing so actual...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Police Stop Obamacare Heroin!

Massachusetts Police Stop Obamacare Heroin!

Massachusetts state police say they've stopped a car carrying 1,250 packets of heroin stamped "Obamacare" and "Kurt Cobain" and arrested the four people inside the car. They sometimes use numbers to show grade of Heroin but we have never seen anyt...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin introduces Tea Party's healthcare package

Sarah Palin introduces Tea Party's healthcare package

Nome, Alaska - The Republican Tea Party can no longer be accused of not having an alternative to Obama Care, according to presidential contender Sarah Palin. The former Alaska governor this week introduced the party's SAD program, an acronym tha...

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Funny story: Lady Arrested After Screaming Fit Over Trying To Get Obamacare

Lady Arrested After Screaming Fit Over Trying To Get Obamacare

June Reynolds of Townsend, Tennessee was hauled away by police still screaming this morning because she had apparently tried over 100 times to get through to someone who would help her sign up for Obamacare. "That's the third one we have had to ar...

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