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Funny story: Obama Releases 8mm Home Movie Proving He was Born in USA

Obama Releases 8mm Home Movie Proving He was Born in USA

Honolulu HI - A newly released home movie provided by President Obama may be the key to providing definitive proof that the President actually was born in the Hawaii. The movie, shot in the grainy 8mm film format popular in 1961, shows an expectant m...

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Funny story: Obama's 'Hawaii five-0' change of Birthday Suit!

Obama's 'Hawaii five-0' change of Birthday Suit!

The familiar 'suit and tie' Americans have come to associate with President Obama is to give way to more casual clothing this summer to mark the arrival of his 50th birthday on August 4th. Expect to see a much more snazzily dressed president step...

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Funny story: 50 Stone Man Celebrates 50th Birthday

50 Stone Man Celebrates 50th Birthday

50 stone celebrity, Colin Esterol, who became a global phenomenon following a fly on the wall documentary series about his life on The Fatty Channel, celebrated his 50th birthday today. Col, as he is known to his friends, Bob and Bernie, has more...

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Funny story: Hawaii Governor Can't Find Obama's Birth Certificate; Advances Immaculate Conception Theory!

Hawaii Governor Can't Find Obama's Birth Certificate; Advances Immaculate Conception Theory!

Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie had to put the state laundromat on full spin cycle as he was forced to admit he couldn't produce Barrack Hussein Obama's birth certificate despite claims he was ready to produce it to end Birther's contentions once a...

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Funny story: Hawaii Governor Claims White Rats Ate Obama's Birth Certificate

Hawaii Governor Claims White Rats Ate Obama's Birth Certificate

Neil Abercrombie, the newly elected Democratic Governor of Hawaii, promised that he would prove to cynical birthers that Barack Obama was indeed born in Hawaii. Claiming that he personally knew the parents of the president back in 1961 when Obam...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Shocker: 'Dog The Bounty Hunter' and 'Mrs. Dog' May Be Brother and Sister

Wikileaks Shocker: 'Dog The Bounty Hunter' and 'Mrs. Dog' May Be Brother and Sister

HONOLULU, Hawaii - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that they may have uncovered some Wikileaks documents that show that Duane "The Dog" Chapman and his wife Beth "The Buxom Broad" Chapman may in all actuality be brother and sister. The 57-...

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Funny story: Obama Cancels Christmas Luau, Pardons Pig; Hawaiians Pissed, Pig Ecstatic!

Obama Cancels Christmas Luau, Pardons Pig; Hawaiians Pissed, Pig Ecstatic!

Festive plans for a Hawaiian Christmas dinner and family celebration were dampened today when President Barry Obama backed out of a state sponsored Luau planned in his honor. Citing dietary considerations, a mandate from wife Michelle who continue...

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Funny story: More Questions on Obama's Origin as He's Forced to Deny He Ever Ate a Spam Sandwich!

More Questions on Obama's Origin as He's Forced to Deny He Ever Ate a Spam Sandwich!

The continuing debate on the birthplace, origin, and religious orientation of Barrack Hussein Obama was inflamed today after the President claimed he didn't know what Spam was, never ate a Spam Sandwich, and only ate Halal prepared meat! Obama was...

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Funny story: Scary Winter Forecast for Hawaii

Scary Winter Forecast for Hawaii

It is fall and the waves are getting big, the surfers are stoked, and the dreaded Hawaiian winter is rapidly approaching. Weather predictions are particularly dire for this year where daily highs may only reach 78 Fahrenheit during the dark month of...

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Funny story: Sarah "The Geography Guru" Palin Has Messed Up Again

Sarah "The Geography Guru" Palin Has Messed Up Again

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire - Well the woman who says that Africa is a country, Lake Michigan is an ocean, and who still boasts that she can see Russia from her front porch has done it again. "Snowflake" Sarah Palin has made another geographic faux...

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Funny story: Hawaiian Trafficking Ring Targets Little Old Ladies

Hawaiian Trafficking Ring Targets Little Old Ladies

The problem of little old lady trafficking into Hawaii is relatively new, and as little as three years ago, police were unable to detect any signs of it. However, when police noticed a dearth of knitters and crazy cat ladies, they could see there...

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Funny story: Wow! Brooklyn Decker Sure Has Got Herself Some Bigguns!

Wow! Brooklyn Decker Sure Has Got Herself Some Bigguns!

HAWAII - One of the sexiest women to ever dip her dainty little toes in the waters off of Hawaii is the stunningly sexy Ohio girl, Brooklyn Decker. The 23-year-old beauty graced this years cover of Sports Illustrated, along with the covers of othe...

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Funny story: Obama Reveals The Hawaiin Tsunamis After Chile's Earthquake Destroyed His Birth Certificate

Obama Reveals The Hawaiin Tsunamis After Chile's Earthquake Destroyed His Birth Certificate

In the aftermath of the earthquake in Chile, monstrous Tsunamis (tidal waves) were projected to strike coasts all along the Pacific Rim. The worst of these were expected to strike Hawaii, causing panic as residents moved inland to higher ground.

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Funny story: Obama, Limbaugh Regret Realtor's Mistake

Obama, Limbaugh Regret Realtor's Mistake

A Honolulu based realtor mistakenly booked radio personality Rush Limbaugh, and President Barrack Obama into the same Hawaiian vacation condo at the same time. The mistake was discovered after Mr. Limbaugh arrived and tried to take possession of the...

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Funny story: White Guys Rename Hawaiian Islands The 'Bob' Islands.

White Guys Rename Hawaiian Islands The 'Bob' Islands.

In a tradition that dates back to the time of the first white European navigators, the federal government, composed mostly of old white men, will change the name of the Hawaiian islands to something more Aryan- they will be renamed the 'Bob Islands'.

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Celebrity Guest At National Surfboarding Championships

Bargis Tryhol Celebrity Guest At National Surfboarding Championships

Porn film star, secret agent, and world record holder Bargis Tryhol is the official celebrity judge and guest at this year's National Surfboarding Championships in Honolulu, Hawaii. He will grade surfers on their abilities in riding the tube, the pi...

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Funny story: Wienermobile Not Welcome in Waikiki

Wienermobile Not Welcome in Waikiki

Honolulu, HI - The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got sent packing by an environmental group in Hawaii claiming that its cuteness was insidious. Cute wienermobiles are dangerously deceptive and can cause one to purchase inferior frankfurters, or so th...

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