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Funny story: Glenn Beck's Wife Mowed Down by Angry Connecticut Motorist

Glenn Beck's Wife Mowed Down by Angry Connecticut Motorist

NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- A furious man in a borrowed car ran Glenn Beck's wife Tania over in front of the controversial commentator's $4.2 million colonial mansion Tuesday morning, according to a police report. While listening to Beck's morning...

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Funny story: Hook Handed Extremist Claims Pandemic Is Divine Retribution

Hook Handed Extremist Claims Pandemic Is Divine Retribution

Finsbury Park, London, England - Hook handed Islamic Fundamentalist Abdul Rahman today made the astonishing claim that the Mexican outbreak of swine-flu was a direct result of Divine retribution against the decadent west. "You have been warned. We...

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Funny story: 10 songs of hate

10 songs of hate

As cheesy, niceguy politicians like Barack Obama and Tony Blair, and even Gordon Brown, become more and more common, an antidote to the nausea they are creating was brought out today by the music industry - a CD, 'Ten Songs Of Hate', and this is the track listing: * 'All You Need Is Hate', The Beatles * ''Put Out My Fire With A Rusty Old Fire Extinguisher', The Doors * ''Wintertime In T...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney in "hate" outburst (part 2)

Wayne Rooney in "hate" outburst (part 2)

The hastily convened press conference in which Wayne Rooney was supposed to prove to the world that he does not "hate" rice, descended into farce earlier today in Valencia, Spain. In front of a throng of reporters and photographers from around th...

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Funny story: Why I hate society

Why I hate society

I believe, firmly and wholeheartedly, that society as we know it is destined for failure. Why, you enquire, I assume, as you are likely to do? Read on, good sirs, and all will become abundantly clear. The following is an article to illustrate my intellectually stimulating point: "It was announced today, in a report published by government-funded focus group Uncommon, that profanity and vulga...

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Funny story: Woman Hates Men - Shock Horror

Woman Hates Men - Shock Horror

A woman based in the south of England today declared open war on the male of the species. Dee Lee Almost Lightful told reporters from the spoof.com that men were basically a waste of space. She told us: "Men think they're more interesting when...

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Funny story: Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve

Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.

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Funny story: I Hate Telephones

I Hate Telephones

I have a real hate/hate relationship with telephones. Whether they are at work, at home, in other people's pockets, whatever...I can't stand the things.

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Funny story: Hatemonger - I hate everyone

Hatemonger - I hate everyone

I HATE EVERYBODY I hate everybody...

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Funny story: Top 4 Reasons I Hate My Weatherman

Top 4 Reasons I Hate My Weatherman

Here are the top four reasons why I hate my weatherman.

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Funny story: Editorial: Why does everyone hate me?

Editorial: Why does everyone hate me?

One of the questions that I often ask myself is why everyone hates me. I mean, sure I can be obnoxious at times but am I really worse than anyone else? It seems that people just enjoy hating me. I mean, the other day, my friend, at least I think he’s my friend, just came up and punched me on the shoulder multiple times in the snow. You’d think he’d take the snowball joke. It was only one little sn...

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