An unidentified spokesperson for Harvard University held a press conference at Burden Hall on the Boston, Massachusetts USA campus. With no printed material to hand out, the johannes factotum delivered the following series of terse statements, ad lib, sotto voce, obiter dictum, ex cathedra--with plausible deniability.
BOSTON (Wired News) - Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have been attempting to freeze light particles in the laboratory for the past five years. But cross-town rival Harvard accidentally beat them to it over the weekend.
Biblical scholars from all over the Christian world meeting in secret have come to the unanimous conclusion that the Anti-Christ will most likely be admitted to and attend Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts sometime in the next decade. T...
At a press conference in Cambridge Massachusetts the Harvard Board of Overseers announced that it had voted to donate the University's $29.2 Billion endowment to charity.
Cairo - Among the winding alleyways of Cairo's medieval old town, nestled between the coffee shops and spice stalls, sits the small souvenier shop of Mr Ali Mahmoud.
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