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Funny story: Secret service dishes dirt on Nancy and Harry

Secret service dishes dirt on Nancy and Harry

A rogue member of the secret service has shed some light on the widely held belief that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are an item. Ron 'Butch' Brown a twelve year veteran told reporters yesterday: 'Hell yeah they are' He then gleefully recalled t...

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Funny story: October Surprise Anticipated

October Surprise Anticipated

Washington DC: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) announced on the Senate floor "the word is out" that a high placed White House source had confided she knew where President Obama's birth, passport and Harvard Law School records were hidden.

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Funny story: Spinal Breakthrough Helps GOP

Spinal Breakthrough Helps GOP

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) will be going through an experimental surgery next week. The procedure, developed by Dr. Spina Bifida, will implant a cybernetic spine into the Speaker of The House. The procedure is expected to last 5 hours and w...

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Funny story: Prohibition Of Sugar Beginning January 1st, 2013 - Stay Puft Marshmallow Man In Sugar Induced Coma

Prohibition Of Sugar Beginning January 1st, 2013 - Stay Puft Marshmallow Man In Sugar Induced Coma

Washington DC: President Obama has just signed America's new prohibition bill into law. This law is similar to the 1920s and 1930s alcohol prohibition that restricted and set down the rules for enforcing the ban on alcohol, as well as defining the ty...

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Funny story: $15 Trillion Super Bowl Bet Would Wipe Out The National Debt

$15 Trillion Super Bowl Bet Would Wipe Out The National Debt

Indianapolis -- Congress is gambling that a determined group of Patriots can again save the United States from collapse. The lawmakers are betting $15 trillion that the New England Patriots will defeat the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI. "If N...

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Funny story: Real Reason US House and Senate Disagreed Over Extending the Payroll Tax Holiday

Real Reason US House and Senate Disagreed Over Extending the Payroll Tax Holiday

Washington DC: A temporary extension of the payroll tax holiday was signed into law by President Obama such that the 2012 paychecks of working Americans wouldn't change for two-months, while Congress hammers out a one year extension. The media ha...

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Funny story: John Boehner Kills 'Share Christmas With Your Senator'

John Boehner Kills 'Share Christmas With Your Senator'

Washington DC - A program that would have allowed United States Senators to join in the Christmas celebrations of their constituents has been voted down by the House of Representatives. "We're giving a big 'bah humbug' to that idea," said House Sp...

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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats reconcile to gang up on America

Republicans and Democrats reconcile to gang up on America

Washington, DC - Stung by what might be the lowest job approval rating in the history of work, leading politicians from both political parties have put their differences aside to team up and go after the American public. "The war between Democra...

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Funny story: Confused Harry Reid mistakes Obama for Zuma

Confused Harry Reid mistakes Obama for Zuma

Which president is which? In a major political gaffe Democratic Senator Harry Reid mixed up the identities of South African President Jacob Zuma and American President Barack Obama. The incident occurred at a plenary session of the United Nations, as...

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Funny story: Party Leaders Cooperate To Plan 'The Greatest Depression'

Party Leaders Cooperate To Plan 'The Greatest Depression'

Washington DC -- Congressional leaders on both sides of the aisle have put their political differences and summer vacations aside and are working together to develop what is being called "The Greatest Depression." "The Greatest Depression is going...

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Funny story: Federal Government Moving To Disney World

Federal Government Moving To Disney World

Orlando, Florida -- Unable to afford escalating real estate prices in Washington DC, the US government is relocating to Disney World. The move, which will include both houses of Congress, the executive branch, and the Supreme Court, is expected to...

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Funny story: Senate bans summer vacations for all Americans

Senate bans summer vacations for all Americans

Washington, DC - "If we Senators have to miss out on our summer vacations, then everyone is going to miss out on their summer vacations." Those angry words came from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, as he gaveled home a law which prohibits Amer...

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Funny story: Senator Harry Reid Declares War On Nevada Prostitution: Releases Wife From Bunny Ranch

Senator Harry Reid Declares War On Nevada Prostitution: Releases Wife From Bunny Ranch

Nevada Senator Harry Reid, after having been told that many companies are choosing to not locate in Nevada because the state allows legal prostitution in some counties, declared war on the sex industry that has enjoyed unique legal status for many ye...

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Funny story: Harry Reid's Text to Lady Gaga Regarding "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Repeal Causes Firestorm of Controversy

Harry Reid's Text to Lady Gaga Regarding "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Repeal Causes Firestorm of Controversy

(US and A) - After the Senate voted to repeal the longstanding "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, Senator Harry Reid (Democrat, Nevada) quickly tweeted the following message just past noon on Saturday: @LadyGaga ~ We did it! #DADT is a thing of the...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Vows To Eat Harry Reid's Shorts If Omnibus Bill Passes

Newt Gingrich Vows To Eat Harry Reid's Shorts If Omnibus Bill Passes

POLITICO reported today that if Harry Reid's Omnibus Bill passes the Senate, Newt Gingrich vowed that he will not only eat Reid's shorts, he will kiss Barney Frank's ass. Former House Speaker Gingrich, now lining his ducks up for a possible run...

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Funny story: Reid Out - Nevada Gone

Reid Out - Nevada Gone

Senator Harry Reid announced today that if his state does not reelect him to the Senate, he will do everything in his power to outlaw gambling in Nevada. He stated further, "If Nancy loses her Speakers position, she is going to resign from the House,...

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Funny story: Senator Harry Reid To Debate Empty Chair

Senator Harry Reid To Debate Empty Chair

Nevada senatorial incumbent Harry Reid has decided to hold one last final debate, taking all questions, while standing next to an empty chair. In the final days of the 2010 Congressional Election Campaign with poll numbers close, his opponent, Sharro...

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