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Funny story: Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Rangers chairman Craig Whyte has revealed to close friends how he plans to pay the tax bill that forced the Scottish Premier League Champions into administration, forcing the SPL to deduct them 10 points. A friend of a friend of a friend of a frie...

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Funny story: Rangers: Whyte Millions found in 'Rosie47' account - Redknapp Clueless.

Rangers: Whyte Millions found in 'Rosie47' account - Redknapp Clueless.

Glasgow: "Because the money is not there as it once was" said Craig Whyte in answer to a question about future player spending, perhaps inadvertently providing a clue to HMRC as to whether they may get their money back or not. 'Not' being the operati...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Promises Fans 'Raand' Balls If He Becomes England's Manager!

Harry Redknapp Promises Fans 'Raand' Balls If He Becomes England's Manager!

Harry Redknapp promised fans yesterday that if he becomes the next England manager he will be inspecting the balls to be used for England's matches personally to ensure they are the same round shape as was used when England won the World Cup in 1966.

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp turns down England job to dance with Wolves

Harry Redknapp turns down England job to dance with Wolves

The Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has secretly told friends that he will turn down the job of England manager if it is offered by the Football Association, but is still considering leaving Spurs - for the newly available managers job at Wo...

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Funny story: Redknapp in Tevez fear

Redknapp in Tevez fear

Fears have arisen today about what would happen if Harry Redknapp, self confessed "ungreediest man in Britain" should encounter his arch nemesis and the most lazy and greediest bastard alive , Carlos Tevez, in the confines of a football stadium.

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Funny story: Betting Suspended on Harry Redknapp to be next England manager

Betting Suspended on Harry Redknapp to be next England manager

Bookmakers stopped taking bets today on Harry Redknapp to be the next manager of the England football team when reports of large bets were being placed around the country - including Portsmouth, Bournemouth, London, Leicester and Sheffield. The FA...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp To Snub England Job And Take The Helm At RBS

Harry Redknapp To Snub England Job And Take The Helm At RBS

Football manager, Harry Redknapp, is expected by City insiders to snub the offer of head coach for the England football team, and instead, to take the helm at state controled RBS in the City Of London. Mr Redknapp was described by City analysts as...

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Funny story: England's Wild About 'Arry!

England's Wild About 'Arry!

Football fans all over England - but mainly in East London, like dahn Bethnal Green, Whitechapel, Plaistow and Bow and that innit - are cock a hoop that, following the departure of the Italian sophisticate, Fabio Capello, it looks highly likely that...

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Funny story: Carry On Up The Capello.

Carry On Up The Capello.

John Terry has paid tribute to Fabio Capello and expressed his personal regret at losing the England captaincy . "The eyetie stood down in protest at how the FA treated me. I expect everyone in the country to follow his example and resign from th...

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Funny story: Queen Cleared Harry Redknapp Says Portsmouth Superfan

Queen Cleared Harry Redknapp Says Portsmouth Superfan

Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp was cleared of tax evasion by a jury at Southwark Crown Court today. He spoke of his relief at the end of the five-year ordeal concerning an off-shore bank account and accusations of bungs over the sale of...

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Funny story: Harry for West Ham Sensation

Harry for West Ham Sensation

Harry Redknapp, now cleared of accusations against him of avoiding tax, has become front runner to take over as manager at West Ham. Ths will leave Sam Allardyce free to take the England Manager's job as Fabio Capello seeks to become Manager of Engla...

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Funny story: Redknapp in shock transfer to play Bagpuss in new TV drama series

Redknapp in shock transfer to play Bagpuss in new TV drama series

Alleged tax fiddler and self-confessed ungreediest man in Britain is leaving Tottenham in the next few weeks to take up a role in a new TV drama. He has been pencilled in by top bosses to play Bagpuss, the saggy old cloth cat in an upcoming...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: Harry Redknapp determined to do a deal...

Transfer Window: Harry Redknapp determined to do a deal...

Having been in court for the last week and a half, on charges of tax evasion, and now a league game on the actual day the transfer window closes, Harry Redknapp could have been excused if there was no coming or going at White Hart Lane today, but the...

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Funny story: Paying cash in hand is 'diddling the country', says HMRC's boss

Paying cash in hand is 'diddling the country', says HMRC's boss

In an interview with The Daily Torygraph, Dave Hartnett says that householders have a duty to ensure that other people do not evade paying their share of tax. Paying a builder or cleaner in cash, allowing them to evade VAT or income tax, will result...

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Funny story: "An idiot is more cleverer than me" claims Harry Redknapp.

"An idiot is more cleverer than me" claims Harry Redknapp.

The jury at Harry Redknapp's tax dodging trial have heard how the soccer boss writes like a two-year-old. The Spurs manager denied stashing dosh away and told cops: "You talk to anybody at the club, I can't write or spell. I couldn't even fill a t...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp goes with an "I'm thick as sh1t" defence

Harry Redknapp goes with an "I'm thick as sh1t" defence

The trial of Harry Redknapp on charges of tax fraud took a strange turn today when the Spurs manager insisted that the offence was not down to him because he was below the legal reading age of responsibility. He claimed he reads like a two-year-ol...

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Funny story: "Howard Webb feels persecuted" - agent

"Howard Webb feels persecuted" - agent

Manchester United 12th man and referee Howard Webb's agent Rino Maiola says the ref feels "a little bit persecuted" after clashing with Mario Ballotelli in Sunday's Man City v Spurs game. Maiola says Webb is "very disappointed and a little bit ang...

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