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Funny story: 94-Year-Old Granny Tied Saddam's Noose From Historic Rope

94-Year-Old Granny Tied Saddam's Noose From Historic Rope

WASHINGTON, Jan. 6, Reuters -- A 94-year-old folk artist tied Saddam Hussein's execution noose using the rigging of an historic warship, then risked her life to save the rope from a lynch mob, the White House said today.

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Funny story: President Bush Takes Up Skateboarding!

President Bush Takes Up Skateboarding!

The President of the United States has stepped on a board and is hanging loose on many a half pipe! It seems like President Bush needed a new hobby since he's got so much free time, even though he's totally in the middle of a war.

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Funny story: Small sentence for man guilty of watching girls go by

Small sentence for man guilty of watching girls go by

Following chaotic scenes at one of Surrey's most popular twitcheries, Daz Mower (19) was found hanging by a thread from the burst trousers of justice today. Earlier, Mower, of Lahndan, had been collared under the 1934 'Line of Sight' act...

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Funny story: BTK Killer BTK's himself

BTK Killer BTK's himself

(CNN) - Prison officials made a gruesome discovery today when they found notorious BTK killer Dennis Rader in a blood soaked cell hanging upside down swinging from the rafters with all limbs severed and half of his partially exploded skull in the toi...

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Funny story: First Visit To The Jock Strap Store

First Visit To The Jock Strap Store

I remember my first visit to the jock strap store. Now, if you go to Walmart today they have them, tightly bound in plastic, hanging on racks. When I needed my first jock strap my parents took me to Brooks Brothers. I was horribly embarrassed as my father said to the clerk. "My son is becoming a man. He needs a jock strap." My mother, thankfully, had moved away to peruse the socks...

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Funny story: Horses Head Found In Ready Meal

Horses Head Found In Ready Meal

Classy supermarket chain Waitrose is hanging it's head in shame after a 'foreign object' was discovered inside a Curry For Two packet.

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Funny story: My White Plastic Chair

My White Plastic Chair

My White Plastic Chair by Phrank Phraser. I should be feeling guilty. I really should be hanging my sunburnt head in shame and pleading for forgiveness for having idled away so much precious time doing nothing. But strangely I’m not. And what’s more I don’t care.

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