Newly-assigned Poverty Tsar Frank Fielding is already in trouble with the Work and Pensions Department for suggesting that the poorest families in Britain must be willing to eat their own pets in order to get through dire economic problems rather tha...
The government is set to extend its proposals to force dog owners to insure their pets, with another scheme to cover all dangerous animals. The list will include hamsters that bite, garrulous budgies with too much to say for themselves, goldfish with...
Denver, CO - According to my source, Mary Anibalcay, edible human food can be very good for your pet. Fa get about store-bought food, and just think "food" -- think human food . Tons of pet owners fear feeding felines, for example, anything but pe...
Shock revelations today! A hamster has been accused of eating a writer at TheSpoof.com. Harry the Hamster is thought to have eaten Mucky Duck. The writer has not been seen for several days following a clash with the hamster's owners. An insider sa...
Dramatic revelations here from downtown Dudley as an unidentified youngster accused Spoof Writer par excellence, Hull City Fan, and deadpan raconteur Monkey Woods of biting the head off his pet hamster. "He did" the kid alleged. "He bit the head o...
In a remarkable move by the Vatican, the Pope has recognised that Jesus (henceforth known as "human Jesus") may not be the only son of God. Recently released Vatican documents show that God may have sent Jesus-like figures to spread the word to other...
RSPCA inspectors were called in to an emergency this week, when a man living next-door to ex-comedian Freddie Starr claimed his hamster had been eaten by one belonging to the faded comic. Hubert Umbro, 79, told the pet-lovers that he had allowed h...
Freddie Starr, the 'comedian' who was once reported by the Sun newspaper to have eaten a hamster, has, himself, become the unfortunate victim of one of the playful rodents, it has been rumoured. Starr was sitting in the back garden of his home in...
Daytime TV favourite Fern Britton has stunned viewers with the revelation that she likes to kill hamsters for pleasure. The bombshell comes just days after her recent dramatic weight loss was revealed to be nothing more than an illusion created by...
A shock new pet has overtaken Puppies, Kittens, Hamsters, Goldfish, and Scorpions in the race for most abandoned present in the new year.
Sandpoint, ID – Betty Schnooker, housewife and PTA Member, claims to have ‘seen God’ while watching her hamsters, Abraham and Isaac, frolicking in the woodchips. “I was going through a really rough time,” Betty said, burning insence by the hamster cage. “And then, Abraham crawled into the woodchips and fell asleep and I was like ‘oh my God…I totally see God in that! You know, that I’m pro...
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