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Funny story: Gaza Strip Residents Fed Up Of Being Linked With Paul Gascoigne

Gaza Strip Residents Fed Up Of Being Linked With Paul Gascoigne

Palastinian residents of the Gaza Strip have told UN officials that, as well as the constant aerial bombardment from Israel that they are having to put up with, they are also "very concerned" about being linked with ex-Newcastle United and England fo...

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Funny story: Hamas declares war on the United States

Hamas declares war on the United States

Today, in Gaza, Hamas declared war on the USA. Hamas leader Nasser Arafaq addressed a crowd of thousands of Palestinians, and said: 'We declare war on the Great Satan of America! And we declare war on the evil fascists of Israel, though we actually l...

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Funny story: Itoldyou Imnotsobad Supports Hummus

Itoldyou Imnotsobad Supports Hummus

Tehran - President of Iran, Itoldyou Imnotsobad has lashed out at recent Israeli attacks on Palestinians in the Gaza declaring Israel has overreacted. In an interview with Al-Jazeera Imnotsobad explained "All I said was that I like hummus." "T...

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Funny story: Car bombs ordered to be more environmentally friendly

Car bombs ordered to be more environmentally friendly

The leaders of Al Queda, Hamas, Hezbollah and the Leona Lewis Fan Club have shown unusual co-operation by issuing a joint statement to their respective fanatics and murderers. From 1st September, all car bombs used by suicide and homicide bombers...

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Funny story: Hamas Rejects Israeli Truce Terms

Hamas Rejects Israeli Truce Terms

Hamas today refused the peace terms offered by the Israeli government.

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Funny story: Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"

Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"

(Jerusalem-Israel) Republican strategists have to be hoping that President Bush is just assuming the role once played by Casey Stengel or at least is a fan of Norm Crosby.

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Funny story: Election Results: Confusion As HAMAS Take Bermondsey

Election Results: Confusion As HAMAS Take Bermondsey

There was an electoral catastrophe in the making this morning as the Local Council Election Results started coming in, when it was realised that Palestinian group Hamas had taken the fictitious London constituency of Bermondsey. Election organiser...

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Funny story: Alan Johnston Freed From Gaza Strip Joint

Alan Johnston Freed From Gaza Strip Joint

BBC reporter Alan Johnston has this morning been released by Islamic militant forces who had been holding him hostage for 114 days.

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Funny story: $ign Of The Times: Rolex By Hezbollah

$ign Of The Times: Rolex By Hezbollah

(Geneva--Switzerland) That fake Rolex you buy on the street could be funding terrorist activities, according to witnesses testifying before the Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee. The bad news, it still will be funding terrorist activities. The go...

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Funny story: Hamas Joins Fatah in Buyout Bid for Israel

Hamas Joins Fatah in Buyout Bid for Israel

Palestinian groups Hamas and Fatah set aside their differences yesterday and announced they would work together along with private equity firms to buy out Israel for an estimated price of $1 trillion. Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert had no officia...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas Attack on American Soil

Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas Attack on American Soil

HARRISBURG, Penn. -- Militants from Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas advanced on Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, the Harrisburg Patriot-News reported today. A small contingent of the Pennsylvania National Guard and park rangers from the National Park Service...

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