Showing:

Funny satire stories about Halliburton

Try another search?

Funny story: Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Buenos Aries- The proud Argentine nation may be best known for the Tango, Evita, beef and cheating soccer midgets.

Read full story
Funny story: The Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth

The Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth

(Rome-New York) The man putting the words in George Bush's mouth isn't Dick Cheney. It wasn't even the late Donald Rumsfeld, "late" in the White House sense. It's Rome's own, Frank "Digits" Watkins. He's th...

Read full story
Funny story: Bush Reveals List of New Iraq War Tactics

Bush Reveals List of New Iraq War Tactics

WASHINGTON (AP) After meeting with top U.S. military commanders, President George W. Bush announced that several new tactics would be employed in the war in Iraq:...

Read full story
Funny story: Halliburton Fires C.I.A. Chief

Halliburton Fires C.I.A. Chief

Holy cow! Stop the presses. Why did Porter Goss head of C.I.A. and member of the Bush White House get fired? This is the first time anyone is made to walk the plank, and to paraphrase a song title in the Mel Brooks musical The Producers, "Where...

Read full story
Funny story: Halliburton Hits Hard Times - Cheney Down On His Luck

Halliburton Hits Hard Times - Cheney Down On His Luck

Vice President/Galaxian Dictator Dick Cheney today announced that due to "Godless communist lies" and "weak liberal thinking" that his trans-galactic empire Halliburton is being forced to actually BID on contracts - not have them...

Read full story
Funny story: Halliburton Fights Hostile Takeover Bid by Bush and Cheney !

Halliburton Fights Hostile Takeover Bid by Bush and Cheney !

HOUSTON (AP) Halliburton, the world's leading provider of products and services to the oil and gas industry, revealed that two obscure investors are positioning themselves to take over the 85 year old Texas company. Dave Lesar, CEO for Halliburto...

Read full story
Funny story: New Iraqi currency to honor cold war heros

New Iraqi currency to honor cold war heros

(IMF HQ, New York) Final preparations are underway today for the official unveiling of new Iraqi banknotes designed by a Halliburton all-party currency committee headed by Mark Hofmann, whose spectacular interpretation of 19th century archival texts...

Read full story
Funny story: Halliburton Industries to Receive $3billion / year to Leave Wetlands Untouched.

Halliburton Industries to Receive $3billion / year to Leave Wetlands Untouched.

Confusion followed President Bush's Earth Day announcement of the Wetlands Protection Program today when it was discovered that the land in question was, in fact, purchased by Halliburton Industries last week for $49.95.

Read full story
Funny story: US gives Iraqis Gas

US gives Iraqis Gas

In a stunning twist on supply side economics, it was reported today that the price Iraqi's pay at the gas pump for a gallon of fuel was five cents. It may be remembered that several months ago Vice President Dick Cheney's company Halliburton was crit...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more