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Funny story: £600 a time hairdo man Nicky Clarke confused by Pope John Paul II's Beatification

£600 a time hairdo man Nicky Clarke confused by Pope John Paul II's Beatification

It appears Nicky Clarke completely lost the plot with regards to the beatification of his holiness and deadness Pope John Paul II. Having set up a mobile hairdressing studio on the balcony of the Vatican this morning, he was chased away, much to h...

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Funny story: Louise Minchin's Hair Stylist Believes She Has A Big "Red Devil" Crush On Manchester United's Chicharito

Louise Minchin's Hair Stylist Believes She Has A Big "Red Devil" Crush On Manchester United's Chicharito

LONDON - Well it appears that the cat may be out of the bag according to noted London hair stylist Reginald "Frisky" Friskingham. The hairdresser who has done the hair of some of the most famous people in England including Simon Cowell, Prince Har...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Implies That Little Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes, Emma Watson Needs To Make A Semi-Smutty Film

Russell Brand Implies That Little Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes, Emma Watson Needs To Make A Semi-Smutty Film

SOHO - Russell Brand was in Soho getting his hair done at the The Sir Swishy Swish Salon. His long time hair stylist Sir Swishy Swish asked how his marriage was going. Brand giggled and said that out of the hundreds of women that he had bedded pri...

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Funny story: Real Lives: The Hairdresser

Real Lives: The Hairdresser

Today, we speak to Larry Limpit, Hairdresser to the stars. HELLO LARRY, WHEN DID YOU START HAIRDRESSING? "Oh, let me see, it was just after my mother had her veins done, and Slack Alice had the bends. So it would be about 1966 in the winter, cos I had the palsy." DO YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK? "Love every minute of it sweety, the glamour, the drama, Everhard with his tantrums, every day...

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Funny story: Tony and Gordon make up and open hairdressing salon

Tony and Gordon make up and open hairdressing salon

The feud between former Labour Prime Ministers Tony Blair and Gordon Brown is officially over and the couple have agreed to work together as partners as they did once before. They will open a hairdressing salon called Tony&Gordon. For years, t...

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Funny story: Cuba liberalises hairdressers

Cuba liberalises hairdressers

Cubans this morning woke to the news that Raul Castro is going to privatize State owned hairdressers shops throughout the country. "As part of the liberalization process currently underway in our country, citizens are no longer required to wear go...

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Funny story: Hairdressers Banned from asking: "Are you going anywhere nice for your Holidays?"

Hairdressers Banned from asking: "Are you going anywhere nice for your Holidays?"

A new law has placed restrictions on the type of questions Hairdressers are allowed ask their clients, and chief amongst them is the banning of asking where you are going on holidays this year. For decades, hairdressers have used this line on thei...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

CHICAGO, IL - Two workers finished installing an old-fashioned barber's chair in the Senate Chamber this morning. Blagojevich says it will permanently replace the Senate seat left vacant by Barack Obama and "add a touch of class" to the Capitol Comp...

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Funny story: Woman With Beehive Hairdo Arrested In Florida

Woman With Beehive Hairdo Arrested In Florida

Boca Raton Fl-- A Florida woman was arrested today for violating a new code banning beehive hairdos in Boca Raton. Diane Giblet, visiting from Philadelphia, was booked on misdemeanor charges and released. She was charged with possession of a beehive...

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Funny story: Financial Report Shows Edwards Spent $18 at SUPERCUTS

Financial Report Shows Edwards Spent $18 at SUPERCUTS

After it was disclosed that John Edwards' campaign committee picked up the tab for a haircut costing $18 at SUPERCUTS, Republicans have spoken out.

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Funny story: Sony PS3 Game Is Big Hit With Hairstylists

Sony PS3 Game Is Big Hit With Hairstylists

The latest offering in the Sony Playstation 3 catalogue is released on general sale today, but has already been advance-booked until the end of the year.

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Funny story: New Salon Driven By Success

New Salon Driven By Success

A hairdresser whose salon has won a New Business award for outstanding achievement says his success is all thanks to his driving.

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