Had my hair cut today. I went to one of these salons they have nowadays. Twenty pounds for what we used to call a short back and sides. It wasn't, though. Short back and sides, I mean. The young chap didn't know what that was. It was all I could do to get him to understand the concept of a "trim". I think he thought I was talking about pubic hair. And when I say "chap", well, I won't over...
EVERYWHERE - NFL fans have expressed contempt and derision of Tom Brady, New England Patriots quarterback, for his new ponytail haircut. Polls indicate the overwhelming majority of criticism of Brady's hairstyle comes from people who desperately wish...
Concerns are escalating today as police step-up their nationwide search for Jedward's hair. The X-Factor losers were made famous for their out of tune singing and twee Irish accents back in 2009. The duo gained notoriety when conspiracy theorists...
Shocking news from Hollywood yesterday afternoon, as Justin Bieber, in an attempt to take on an older look, changed his famous sweeping, bang-covering hairstyle. Seen on the streets moments after a visit to his favorite hairstylist in Marina Del-R...
Catching on like wildfire across college campuses and with poorly known but self-absorbed cable science channel commentators, the famous Samuel L. Clemens / Albert Einstein hairstyle is apparently back in vogue. Launched quite innocently by TheSpo...
Barbers throughout Britain are preparing for legislation making all cuts between 25 and 40%.* In a tough crackdown, all beards and wigs will go.* These restrictions are set to save the British economy which has come within a hair's breadth of doub...
Made famous for her aggressive interviews and football helmet hair style, Nancy Grace, following months of collaborative research and test audience feedback, has chosen to modify her coif and soften her bangs so that they look a bit more "wispy".
A Washington insider broke the news this morning that Obama Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, and Homeland Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, use the same barber to style their hair. In connection with this, the Wall Street Journal denied that its pi...
Cheryl Cole, wife of England left back Ashley Cole and close friend of Sarah Harding out of Girls Aloud expressed an air of indifference when she saw John Terry's much talked about Mohawk haircut. Mrs Cole did not liken the haircut in any way to t...
Mayberry, North Carolina-A tragic situation has been slowly unfolding here as this town's only barber, Floyd Lawson, went berserk and gave everybody the same haircut. With his irascible disposition, eccentric clothes and strange manner of speakin...
Police in Toronto, Canada, had heard the rumors for some time and finally conducted a three-month-long undercover operation to see if they were true. A salon in town, The Sexy Hairstylists, reportedly offered several extras with haircuts. Depe...
Amy Winehouse has been photographed without her characteristic beehive, rendering the blues skank virtually indistinguishable from run-of-the-mill skanks in the area. Waiting to be reunited with her husband, who was released from jail last week,...
The truth surrounding the inspiration for Nancy Grace's long standing hairstyle was revealed this past week during an off-camera interview with "B-List Celebrity Magazine". Resembling a near perfect sphere of bleached blonde hair that encircles the...
On day 120 of her continuous search for the truth in the Caylee Anthony disappearance case, Nancy Grace has agreed to change her hair. Incapable of changing anything else on her questionably popular but sensationally scripted news broadcast, Ms...
Chicago - Barack Obama got a haircut today, touching off a frenzy of speculation among pundits about the significance of this latest scandal.
Equality minister Harriet Harman has set out plans to allow positive discrimination towards female job candidates with iffy hairdoes. She said firms should be able to choose a woman with a pudding bowl hairstyle with a long side parting stuck on it o...
I went for a haircut yesterday and walked into the Mohel's shop by accident. It wasn't my fault, those two bastards have the same type sign out front, a pole with dressing on it. A pole's a pole, right? So I went in and sat down and before I knew it, the barber (actually the Mohel) was taking down my pants and reaching for them. I thought, well maybe this is a gay barber shop and this...
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