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Funny story: Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Inspires Cult Hair Movement

Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Inspires Cult Hair Movement

Catching on like wildfire across college campuses and with poorly known but self-absorbed cable science channel commentators, the famous Samuel L. Clemens / Albert Einstein hairstyle is apparently back in vogue. Launched quite innocently by TheSpo...

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Funny story: Tough times lead to hair-cuts

Tough times lead to hair-cuts

Barbers throughout Britain are preparing for legislation making all cuts between 25 and 40%.* In a tough crackdown, all beards and wigs will go.* These restrictions are set to save the British economy which has come within a hair's breadth of doub...

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Funny story: Nancy Grace Makes Life Altering Decision; Chooses Wispy Bangs

Nancy Grace Makes Life Altering Decision; Chooses Wispy Bangs

Made famous for her aggressive interviews and football helmet hair style, Nancy Grace, following months of collaborative research and test audience feedback, has chosen to modify her coif and soften her bangs so that they look a bit more "wispy".

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Funny story: Elena Kagan And Janet Napolitano Get "Janet Reno" Special Haircut

Elena Kagan And Janet Napolitano Get "Janet Reno" Special Haircut

A Washington insider broke the news this morning that Obama Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, and Homeland Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, use the same barber to style their hair. In connection with this, the Wall Street Journal denied that its pi...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Indifferent Regarding John Terry's Haircut

Cheryl Cole Indifferent Regarding John Terry's Haircut

Cheryl Cole, wife of England left back Ashley Cole and close friend of Sarah Harding out of Girls Aloud expressed an air of indifference when she saw John Terry's much talked about Mohawk haircut. Mrs Cole did not liken the haircut in any way to t...

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Funny story: Town's Lone Barber Goes Berserk, Gives Everybody The Same Haircut!

Town's Lone Barber Goes Berserk, Gives Everybody The Same Haircut!

Mayberry, North Carolina-A tragic situation has been slowly unfolding here as this town's only barber, Floyd Lawson, went berserk and gave everybody the same haircut. With his irascible disposition, eccentric clothes and strange manner of speakin...

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Funny story: Haircut Freaks

Haircut Freaks

Police in Toronto, Canada, had heard the rumors for some time and finally conducted a three-month-long undercover operation to see if they were true. A salon in town, The Sexy Hairstylists, reportedly offered several extras with haircuts. Depe...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Loses Beehive, Braids Her Crotch

Amy Winehouse Loses Beehive, Braids Her Crotch

Amy Winehouse has been photographed without her characteristic beehive, rendering the blues skank virtually indistinguishable from run-of-the-mill skanks in the area. Waiting to be reunited with her husband, who was released from jail last week,...

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Funny story: Fighting Irish Helmet Inspires Nancy Grace's Hairstyle

Fighting Irish Helmet Inspires Nancy Grace's Hairstyle

The truth surrounding the inspiration for Nancy Grace's long standing hairstyle was revealed this past week during an off-camera interview with "B-List Celebrity Magazine". Resembling a near perfect sphere of bleached blonde hair that encircles the...

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Funny story: Nancy Grace Changes Hairstyles

Nancy Grace Changes Hairstyles

On day 120 of her continuous search for the truth in the Caylee Anthony disappearance case, Nancy Grace has agreed to change her hair. Incapable of changing anything else on her questionably popular but sensationally scripted news broadcast, Ms...

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Funny story: Haircutgate Scandal Dooms Obama

Haircutgate Scandal Dooms Obama

Chicago - Barack Obama got a haircut today, touching off a frenzy of speculation among pundits about the significance of this latest scandal.

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Funny story: Harriet Harman pushes dodgy female haircut plan

Harriet Harman pushes dodgy female haircut plan

Equality minister Harriet Harman has set out plans to allow positive discrimination towards female job candidates with iffy hairdoes. She said firms should be able to choose a woman with a pudding bowl hairstyle with a long side parting stuck on it o...

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Funny story: Barbershop

Barbershop

I went for a haircut yesterday and walked into the Mohel's shop by accident. It wasn't my fault, those two bastards have the same type sign out front, a pole with dressing on it. A pole's a pole, right? So I went in and sat down and before I knew it, the barber (actually the Mohel) was taking down my pants and reaching for them. I thought, well maybe this is a gay barber shop and this...

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Funny story: Media Harping Breeds New Species of Single-Issue Voter

Media Harping Breeds New Species of Single-Issue Voter

For some it's abortion. For others, gun control, the death penalty, the war in Iraq. For Washington state retiree Wade Holbrook, though, it's, well, haircut prices.

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Funny story: John Edwards and the $400 Haircut

John Edwards and the $400 Haircut

John Edwards fought against the $1200 toilet seats and $285 dollar hammers. The Senator was vigilant in searching through bills in Congress to block extravagent spending and purchases. He rallied against governmental trips to Nassau or Maui for dep...

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