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Funny story: Hacker Confession Latest - "We All Wear Pork Pie Hats"

Hacker Confession Latest - "We All Wear Pork Pie Hats"

In the wake of the News Of The World phone hacking scandal, and numerous computer hacker attacks on various secure websites and databases, one question which puzzled investigators, was: How do you recognise a hacker? And by logical extension: How...

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Funny story: "Freddie Starr Ate My Hacker"

"Freddie Starr Ate My Hacker"

A News of the World sub-editor has made an official complaint to the police that one of his phone hackers is missing. He asked the junior staff member to hack into Freddie Starr's phone last week, but when that didn't work he told the hacker to go ro...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor About Phone Hacking

Letters To The Editor About Phone Hacking

Dear Sir, I got so fucking angry about all these phone calls what I get all day long from bastards trying to sell me all kinds of cunting crap that I took a stanley knife out of my drawer and hacked off the cord from my handset to the socket. Now no cunt can ring me at all. Seen as how the only calls I ever got were from twats in Calcutta or Milton Keynes wanting me to claim back fucking Paymen...

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Funny story: Royal Freak Hospital shrinks to assess LulzSec hacker

Royal Freak Hospital shrinks to assess LulzSec hacker

London - Leading deviancy specialists from the hospital's school of cynical - er...clinical! - psychiatry will assess the Essex hacker, it has been reported. Ryan Cleary's mental state will be probed amid claims 'he's got Aspergers' - just like Pe...

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Funny story: Scare in the Community: hackers threaten to out Cabinet members' files

Scare in the Community: hackers threaten to out Cabinet members' files

London - The Decryptz hacking group has vowed to reveal the names of 'vulnerable' members of the Cabinet who have managed to evade screwtiny of their shadowy past lives. A message on the Hackattack! blogsite today said 'a dozen' of David Cameron's...

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Funny story: Sony HQ disappears

Sony HQ disappears

In April, hackers broke into Sony's PlayStation Network and stole data from more than 77 million accounts. Yesterday, 2nd June, Sony said that they were restoring the PlayStation Network in the US and Europe, and said it had beefed up its securit...

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Funny story: Luckheed Martian in cyber attack

Luckheed Martian in cyber attack

WASHINGTON (Rooters) - Luckheed Martian Corp has been hit by a cyberspace attack, confidential sources said on Sunday. Sources said the Defense Department had offered to help gauge the scope of the "cyberspace attack." It became clear what kin...

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Funny story: "New and More Secure" Playstation Network Gets Hacked Again, This Time by Accident

"New and More Secure" Playstation Network Gets Hacked Again, This Time by Accident

They said it was faster, stronger, and more secure. As Sony starts to slowly bring it's recently hacked Playstation Network back online, it seems it's been hacked again, this time allegedly by accident. "I was just checking to see if the web brow...

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Funny story: PlayStation Network Hack Was by PlayStation Network

PlayStation Network Hack Was by PlayStation Network

TOKYO - After 77mn identities of PlayStation Network (PSN) users was stolen, including physical addresses, names, IP addresses, ages, and passwords, Sony got right onto finding out who hacked into one of the largest gaming networks. Sony had taken...

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Funny story: Facebook Backdoor Access to Private Profiles to be Leaked by Dying Hacker

Facebook Backdoor Access to Private Profiles to be Leaked by Dying Hacker

A computer programme that allows access to private profiles on Facebook will be leaked to the Internet tonight at Midnight. It will be leaked by a Russian computer Hacker who only has weeks to live. He computer is thought to be suffering from L...

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Funny story: China Hijacks Internet; Maxi Pads Sent to 8.5 Million Households

China Hijacks Internet; Maxi Pads Sent to 8.5 Million Households

In another bold move to demonstrate the mastery of Internet resources, China hackers had successfully infiltrated several direct to consumer pharmacy websites and generated over 8 million orders for Kotex Maxi Pads for delivery across the United Stat...

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Funny story: Cybernetic web spider escapes control

Cybernetic web spider escapes control

Charter Industrial Applications issued a press release today apologizing for what it fears is a wave of internet hacking launched by what the U.S. Defense contractor is referring to as rogue autonomous software. "One of our bots stopped communicat...

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Funny story: Killer computer virus strikes U.S. Mexico and Arizona blamed

Killer computer virus strikes U.S. Mexico and Arizona blamed

WASHINGTON D.C. (ABSNN) -- Award winning Spoof reporter Abel Rodriguez filed this frightening story with the All Bullshit News Network at midnight this morning: According to President Barack Obama, a Killer Computer Virus called, FugYouArizona, ha...

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Funny story: T J Hacker - the Worlds Greatest Hacker - on Remote Viewing

T J Hacker - the Worlds Greatest Hacker - on Remote Viewing

T J Hacker the worlds greatest hacker has hacked into Secret government files about spies known as remote viewers. It may seem unbelievable but most major powers use psychics trained in remote viewing. The Secret Intelligence Service, often known...

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Funny story: Toyota throttles hacked

Toyota throttles hacked

After their success in defeating Google, the Chinese Hackers Society (CHS) has turned its attention to Japan. Since they discovered that the new Toyotas use wireless throttle control, they are now hacking the control systems of the Toyotas, and ar...

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Funny story: Twitter Crashes. People Forced To Actually Talk To Each Other!

Twitter Crashes. People Forced To Actually Talk To Each Other!

(London-England) It happened this week, the unthinkable. Twitter, the popular micro-blogging site where users can post matters of interest in 140 characters or less, was shut down due to a denial of service plot hatched by a hacker against a Twitter...

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Funny story: Chinese Hackers Corner Market On Jackson Staples Center Tickets

Chinese Hackers Corner Market On Jackson Staples Center Tickets

Beijing, China - Chinese-based internet hackers have cornered the market on tickets to the Staples Center Jackson Memorial show and there's nothing anyone can do about it. This is the message given the media from the Los Angeles police. Although...

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