Just when you thought the Boebert family couldn't be anymore hilariously stupid ... Lauren Boebert’s husband, Jayson, viciously attacked a mailbox, wondering where his latest issue of Teen Beat Magazine was since it was late by a month! He tho…
Canada has officially banned imports of all handguns into Canada. This of course, hits the Multibillion American gun industry the hardest. It could cause a depression in the U. S. And how are young Canadians to train for their own future…
The NMIP Assn. had its annual Convention in Los Angeles - the Craziest town in the U. S. A. (Police for years, all over the West, gave their mentally ill residents free one-way bus tickets to Los Angeles.) After many testimonials for new medicati…
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The local newspaper is reporting that the 27th Annual Goobergoob Family Reunion, which is a 99% NRA family, was held at an old abandoned Dairy Queen parking lot for the seventh year in a row. Family pat…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - An article that appeared in the magazine "SCOTUS Today & Tomorrow," states that due to the rising injuries in New Mexico and Arizona, The Supreme Court may vote to ban bows and arrows. Chief Justice John Robe…
America has a Gun Problem. Republicans in Congress and on the Supreme Court don't See one and will do nothing to stop or slow down the number of guns produced - or even require a License to use this powerful, deadly device. What is a Busines…
BEAVER BELLY, Mississippi - (Satire News) - There is no group anywhere in the United States who allows kids as young as four-years-old to be be members; not the Optimist club, or the Kiwanis club, or the Knights of Columbus or even the Ku Klux Klan.
Rep. Debbie Lesko (R-AZ) said that she would rather shoot and kill her five grandchildren than give up her right to keep and bear arms. When her grandkids were reached for comment, the oldest said: “She said what? That bitch! Well, for next Christ…
CORN SHUCK, Iowa - (Satire News) - One thing about the NRA members when it comes to their membership, they are not picky. Press Extra writer Voodoo Dupree, who is the sister of stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree, spoke with an NRA spokeswoman identif…
OUT HOUSE CREEK, Mississippi - (Satire News) - Two NRA investigators drove down to the little town of Out House Creek, to interview two members who have had complaints filed on them by some of their fellow NRAers. The NRA reps Curtis Gunderwood an…
Vegas is taking odds. And now more betting establishments around the world want in on the action. Many people have stopped caring about America and its religious fanaticism of guns. From one law (the Second Amendment – this came second? After all…
SMELLY VARMINT, Alabama - (Satire News) - One of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's biggest, die-hard supporters is Boodeeca Krackler, a lifelong native of Smelly Varmint. Boo-Boo, as her ex-husband nicknamed her, says that she has been in love with…
Thank you, America, for teaching the world that guns are fun. A madman in Copenhagen, Denmark – the happiest place on Earth (Disneyland does NOT have a copyright on happiness) has now taken his gun into a shopping mall and killed some people. Just…
Fairfax, Virginia: Headquarters of the NRA. If you had a gun, would you turn it into a god? Can objects be turned into religions? The NRA was originally created to “advance rifle marksmanship” (Wikipedia), but the NRA has grown beyond its scope…
Republican lawmakers in the US have come up with a unique solution to the “gun problem”. One senator (who prefers to remain unnamed in case there’s a huge blow-back for his awesome idea) has proposed that all American children be given a gun free…
Mitch McConnell, after much research, has revealed that George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, all their lives, carried concealed loaded flintlock pistols in their pants, and had advanced, specially made, multiply firing muskets i…
A group of Texas Families had themselves and belongings smuggled into Mexico, due to fear of a future mass shooting. 'Thank heavens we are in a country where AK 47 guns are not legal’, said one of the mothers, when interviewed. 'And no nutsy…
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