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Sole Survivor of a Flurry of Mass Shootings Opposes Firearms Regulation

Funny story: Sole Survivor of a Flurry of Mass Shootings Opposes Firearms Regulation

Even as the rate of all other gun-related crimes had been decreasing in the United States for decades, the rate of mass shootings had steadily increased as gun show loopholes were found to circumvent bans on assault rifles, mental health centers were...

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Gun Opponents Suddenly Find Themselves Up In Arms

Funny story: Gun Opponents Suddenly Find Themselves Up In Arms

Gun sales, which fell by double digits following Donald Trumps election, are shooting back up again with help from some unlikely customers. Former gun control activists, life long liberals and terrified middle class white people are purchasing weapon...

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Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers

Funny story: Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers

CHICAGO TRIBUNE AP -- Since the November election gun sales, which more than doubled under Obama, have been dropping sharply, because of lessened fears that the government will take away the assault rifles and other armaments we need to protect...

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Move To Drug Test Gun Owners In Open Carry States

Funny story: Move To Drug Test Gun Owners In Open Carry States

31 states in the U.S. allow citizens to openly carry their firearms. In 10 of these states , someone who applies for welfare cash assistance through the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) has to be screened and tested for substance abus...

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Meeting Donny J.

Michael Jackson's boyhood home. Gary, Indiana. Aside from the King of Pop, this metropolis didn't offer much. It was a pit. All that was left of this once booming steel town was boarded-up buildings, a few liquor stores that resembled jails with all of the metal bars protecting the premises, a minor league baseball team with a brand new baseball park (the "Railcats") and various river boat cas...

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Dexter is the last man standing

Funny story: Dexter is the last man standing

After fifty years of police procedurals on television, it has been revealed that every single person in America has been murdered, except one. Thanks to one off murders on a variety of shows from Hill Street Blues to NCIS to Chicago PD to Castle,...

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New Dating Site "Concealed Carry.Com" For Gun Lovers

Funny story: New Dating Site "Concealed Carry.Com" For Gun Lovers

A new dating site called "Concealed Carry Match.com" was launched last month and is already successful. It advertises itself as a safe, friendly dating site for gun owners. It is mocked on the web as affording an opportunity for Americans to bang o...

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Trump Defends Babies' NRA Rights

Funny story: Trump Defends Babies' NRA Rights

GOP nominee Donald Trump responded to criticism this morning that his line of baby car seats should not have gun holsters. Trump doubled down on his policy that children have the right to bear arms and his presidency will do whatever is necessary to...

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British Government to take guns and knives away from prisoners

Funny story: British Government to take guns and knives away from prisoners

In a bold move to reduce prison violence, the British government has announced that it will be taking away guns and knives from prisoners. The policy, which will be introduced in early 2017, will mean that prisoners in UK jails will no longer be able...

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Gun Law Powers Trump University to National Debate Championship

Funny story: Gun Law Powers Trump University to National Debate Championship

Trump University (TU) celebrated its first national debate championship thanks in large part to the recent open gun carry law passed by the Texas legislature and signed by the Governor. Using their right to carry guns into school events and on campu...

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Donald Trump opens fire on cheering rally audience

Funny story: Donald Trump opens fire on cheering rally audience

In perhaps the most outrageous stunt of his presidential campaign so far, Donald Trump has shot dead 14 of his own voters at a rally in Cleveland. During a speech about gun control, he pulled out an assault rifle from behind the podium and fired rand...

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Seven injured in shooting at planned Active Shooter drill in downtown Denver

DENVER, Colo. - Seven people were severely injured when a man began firing during a planned Active Shooter drill in an office suite in downtown Denver's Tabor Center. The victims are all currently in stable condition. With public shootings reachi...

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Legendary "good guy with a gun" yet to be discovered

Funny story: Legendary "good guy with a gun" yet to be discovered

Despite many years of searching and the six hundredth mass shooting in the U.S. this week alone the legendary figure of the "good guy with a gun" is yet to make an appearance. One of the most enduring characters in American folklore, alongside th...

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Surprise Sparks Fireworks Over Holiday Weekend

Funny story: Surprise Sparks Fireworks Over Holiday Weekend

This holiday weekend, an Ohio woman received the experience of a lifetime that nearly ended in tragedy. Lafonda Cracker was returning home after a long shift at a local retail store when she was surprised by her friends and family. "It was...

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Trump Tells NRA He Promises to Give a Gun to Every White Man in the U.S.

Funny story: Trump Tells NRA He Promises to Give a Gun to Every White Man in the U.S.

Fairfax, VA In a move clearly designed to curry favor with the National Rifle Association, Donald Trump addressed the group and made some promises. "If I receive the endorsement for President of the U.S. from the NRA and am elected, I promise to g...

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14 Killed in Political Correctness Rampage

ATHENS, AL -- The nation is in mourning today after 14 people lost their lives during a stream of inclusive, non-offensive phrases. The alleged culprit was identified as Jeffery Kleinfeld, 22, who locals knew as a perfectly racist, sexist white boy.

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Trump Supporters Ponder Which Guns To Take To RNC

Funny story: Trump Supporters Ponder Which Guns To Take To RNC

Now that tens of thousands of gun enthusiasts have pressured the Republican National Convention to allow guns, the real question is which of their guns they should bring. Participants will be limited to no more than one rifle or two pistols each t...

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NRA, Gun Manufacturers Want A Ban On New EMP Guns

Funny story: NRA, Gun Manufacturers Want A Ban On New EMP Guns

Sensing a threat to their bottom line, gun manufacturers and the NRA have lined up against new EMPs or electro magnetic pulse guns, specifically targeting those devices made for the consumer market. An EMP gun ranges in size and shape from a TV re...

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