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Funny story: Ghost of Les Paul Visits Pete Townsend of The Who

Ghost of Les Paul Visits Pete Townsend of The Who

Pete Townsend, guitarist extraordinaire for The Who, wasn't the first artist to destroy a musical instrument on stage. Jerry Lee Lewis is said to have destroyed a few pianos by setting fire to them, Jimi Hendrix destroyed a few guitars in his short t...

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Funny story: John Lennon Tribute Guitar Fails To Impress Axemen

John Lennon Tribute Guitar Fails To Impress Axemen

Legendary guitar manufacturer Gibson has been slammed by guitarists for its plans to release a John Lennon "signature" model. Asked by Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, to mark his 70th birthday, Gibson plan to release a limited number of specially-built...

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Funny story: Guitar Bash! Former Guitarist For Blue Cheer Arrested For Hitting Critic On The Street With Guitar

Guitar Bash! Former Guitarist For Blue Cheer Arrested For Hitting Critic On The Street With Guitar

Police in Huntington, West Virginia arrested former Blue Cheer guitarist Lee Stephens for beating a man on the street with his guitar. He also hit two others who were asking him to play anywhere but near their park bench where they were trying to sl...

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Funny story: Neil Young Learns New Chord

Neil Young Learns New Chord

(Los Angeles)- Rock legend Neil Young has reportedly learned to play B-flat on the guitar, bringing his total of known chords to six. "It's the first new chord he's learned since 1979," says Young's agent Bob Merlis. "I remember because that's al...

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Funny story: Wham! Video Game to be Released Next Month

Wham! Video Game to be Released Next Month

Atlanta, GA - While the Beatles version of Rock Band had limited appeal, one company hopes to capture the attention (and dollars) of the masses with the latest entry in the genre, Wham!: Rock Legend. While critics have always respected the band's...

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Funny story: Economy Causes Edgar Winter Group to Discontinue Free Rides

Economy Causes Edgar Winter Group to Discontinue Free Rides

In May of 1973, the Edgar Winter Group won over scores of fans with their upbeat music, carefree style, and promise of a free ride. When the group itself disbanded, its members pledged to continue offering free rides as long as they received mainstr...

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Funny story: UK "Crossroads" claim

UK "Crossroads" claim

The famous story of Robert Johnson (the guitarist who sold his soul to the devil for the ability to play blues at a crossroads in Rosedale, Mississippi in 1930), now has a British counterpart. It transpires that Tony Osmond, lead guitarist with The Barron Knights, had a similar experience on the junction of the B3192 Exeter Road and Luscombe Hill, near Teignmouth Golf Course, outside Dawlish in...

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Funny story: New Saxophone hero game released

New Saxophone hero game released

In response to the overwhelming popularity of games like Guitar Hero, Sony released Saxophone Hero. This weekend saw lines stretching for miles at local electronics stores as the new game hit shelves.

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Funny story: Guitar Player Sucks At Guitar Hero

Guitar Player Sucks At Guitar Hero

(New York) Local musician Eric Krane has been playing guitar all his life, yet cannot make it through the easiest levels of the popular video game Guitar Hero.

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Funny story: Thud Thud Thud! Lemmy's A Record Breaker

Thud Thud Thud! Lemmy's A Record Breaker

Hell-raising bassist and Motorhead front man, Lemmy, is today recovering from his world record breaking attempt for the longest bass solo ever.

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Funny story: Lemmy Finishes Garden Wall And Vows To Take Honours At Fete

Lemmy Finishes Garden Wall And Vows To Take Honours At Fete

Hellraising bassist and Motorhead frontman, Lemmy, was today the toast of the Shires as he single-handedly put the finishing touches to his garden wall.

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Funny story: Open mic: Music to our ears?

Open mic: Music to our ears?

Cafe owners in the United States and UK have been expressing concern over the quality of open microphone performers at their venues.

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Funny story: U2 Member "The Edge" Changes Guitar Lick From "Plunka-plunka-plunka-plunka" To: "Plunka-plunka-STRUM-plunka"

U2 Member "The Edge" Changes Guitar Lick From "Plunka-plunka-plunka-plunka" To: "Plunka-plunka-STRUM-plunka"

Dublin - "The Edge," guitar player for the mega-hit band "U2" announced today that he had finally found a new guitar lick.

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Funny story: The Winner of Bob Dylan's Signed Guitar Is... You?

The Winner of Bob Dylan's Signed Guitar Is... You?

Slate.com hosted a contest where if one identifies all of the unreleased Dylan clips they win a prize. What Slate probably did not realize is that the majority of the clips could be found on YouTube, learning their lesson only after millions of e-mai...

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Funny story: Great White torches another Night Club

Great White torches another Night Club

Psychic Friends Network's singing psychic Dionne Warwick hooked up Great White's departed guitar player Ty Longley with his fellow "above ground" band members after Detroit's "Night Rave" night club burned completely t...

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Funny story: Clapton's Shock Confession!

Clapton's Shock Confession!

Music legend Eric Clapton made a shocking revelation during a press conference yesterday by admitting that he can not play a single chord! The famous guitarist who has inspired generations to play the guitar made his emotional confession after being...

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Funny story: Tone Deaf Dude Refuses To Stop Playing Guitar

Tone Deaf Dude Refuses To Stop Playing Guitar

It start outs nobley enough: the persuit of a new hobby. Though, as time passes and it often becomes apparent to everybody except the persuier of the hobby should be encouraged to "persue other activities that are better suited to them". Typically, an intervention isn't required to weane the hobby from the 'person' because their total lack of an attention span usually substi...

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