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Funny story: Guantanamo Guards Taunt Prisoners with Music from Annie

Guantanamo Guards Taunt Prisoners with Music from Annie

CUBA - Prisoners at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp are entering day 4 of a hunger strike protesting what they refer to as musical torture in violation of Article 3 of the Geneva Conventions. The prisoners have announced that they will not eat...

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Funny story: Obama rudely heckled with facts, intellectual consistency

Obama rudely heckled with facts, intellectual consistency

WASHINGTON, D.C.--While giving a speech on the War on Terror Thursday, President Obama was rudely interrupted by a barrage of factual statements and ethical standards by a member of leftist activist group Code Pink. "Asking [Obama] why the 86...

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Funny story: Gitmo to close - detainees to enter foster care

Gitmo to close - detainees to enter foster care

President Barrack Obama announced in a press conference from the White House Rose Garden today that the controversial terrorist detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba will be closed by the end of the year. Obama said that detainees will...

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Funny story: Disney Empire buys Guantanamo Bay

Disney Empire buys Guantanamo Bay

Today marks the 10th anniversary of the opening of the U.S. military detention camp for terrorist suspects at the U.S. naval base at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba; it is also the day that the Disney Empire beat off competition to purchase the camp. Disney h...

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Funny story: US Homeland Security confuses NYC poets' "strike" with 9/11 anniversary threats from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan

US Homeland Security confuses NYC poets' "strike" with 9/11 anniversary threats from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan

Amid reports that American spy networks have intercepted communications from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan indicating plans for a terrorist strike in New York or maybe Hoboken, both cities have heightened their security and even pulled out the fam...

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Funny story: Employment Opportunities Abound for Gitmo Detainees

Employment Opportunities Abound for Gitmo Detainees

At today's White House Press Briefing, Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that up to 25% of all former detainees at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, subsequently have been found to be engaged in either acts of terrorism in the Middle East or as Taliban inte...

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Funny story: Ex Guantanamo Bay detainees to help fund Irish bail-out

Ex Guantanamo Bay detainees to help fund Irish bail-out

Around a dozen men left colour blind during an all expenses paid trip to Guantanamo Bay who later went on to accuse the British security forces of colluding in their subsequent torture, are to donate the millions they receive in compensation from the...

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Funny story: Aunty sends Top Gear's Stig to Guantanamo Bay, Eastenders cast next?

Aunty sends Top Gear's Stig to Guantanamo Bay, Eastenders cast next?

The BBC is facing a human rights battle with "The Stig", the mystery stunt driver on Top Gear, in an effort to stop him disclosing his identity. The corporation is bringing legal action to prevent him writing an autobiography - a move which would...

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Funny story: Magnetic prison being built in Guantanamo Bay

Magnetic prison being built in Guantanamo Bay

The military is secretly building a new prison in Guantanamo Bay. This prison will hold terrorists against the wall using magnets, magnets will be installed in the Orange Jumpsuits, guards will then be able at will to operate the magnetic walls to...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden Set to Testify at Gitmo Trial

Osama bin Laden Set to Testify at Gitmo Trial

In a stunning revelation Attorney General Eric Holder announced that President Obama has granted immunity to Osama bin Laden in the upcoming trial of Gitmo detainee Trashma bin Killah. Killah is known as one of the masterminds of the 911 attacks...

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Funny story: Chimp Denies Being Terrorist: Says Waterboarding Most Fun He's Had With Pants On

Chimp Denies Being Terrorist: Says Waterboarding Most Fun He's Had With Pants On

Jihadi, the simian expatriot from the Orangutan Rehab Center in Sumatra, who was captured while attempting to board a flight from Honolulu to LAX a couple of weeks ago, is now a detainee in the GITMO facility constructed to incarcerate Muslim terrori...

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Funny story: Chicago WH Mafia Foists Off Illinois Prison on Unwitting Taxpayers: Obama Claims 3000 Jobs Saved!

Chicago WH Mafia Foists Off Illinois Prison on Unwitting Taxpayers: Obama Claims 3000 Jobs Saved!

The Obama Crime Family floated yet another 'stimulus' plan today sure to create hysterical frenzy and insure yet another 500 votes for the Democratic Political Cartel in Illinois. An anonymous source, speaking on background only during a ribs and...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney repents of torture

Dick Cheney repents of torture

His Underground Lair, Remote Island - Dick Cheney, former Vice President of the U.S., director of Halliburton and advisor to Lucifer, has recently released a statement in which he expresses regret over Gitmo, and calls for it's closing. "I have ju...

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Funny story: Terrorists enjoying paradise

Terrorists enjoying paradise

Bermuda - Recently the Red Cross went down to Bermuda to check on the status of the Gitmo Uighurs that President Obama sent down there for life. They felt it was important to make sure that no human rights abuses were occurring. They discussed th...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

BALTIMORE, Maryland - Dr. Hannibal Lecter, noted forensic psychologist and epicurean cannibal, has stepped forward to suggest a new detention plan for the Gitmo detainees that some say "tests the bounds" of the American legal system. President Obama...

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Funny story: Gitmo Detainees to be Put into Lunar Orbit

Gitmo Detainees to be Put into Lunar Orbit

Washington DC: President Obama announced today that a home for the remaining 225 detainees held at Guantanamo Bay Cuba has been found. The Guantanamo prison facility will be closed by late January 2010. NASA has come to the rescue with a plan to r...

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Funny story: Army equips detainees with remote controlable brain attachments

Army equips detainees with remote controlable brain attachments

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba - News has leaked out through the communist grapevine, via Pedro Sanchodiaze here, that the Guantanomo Bay detainees have been released among the general population of Cuba, but sporting new additions to their heads. These, ac...

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