Panzer Kitchenware Ltd. has developed a new set of kitchen utensils that are not exclusive for cooking. The new line of kitchen set collection, known as Propaganda War Set, contain pots, pans, and plates that look normal, but they're not ordinary...
A local woman has lashed out at the workings of the universe following the realisation that her birthday fell on a Sunday. She claims that if the universe had been better arranged, she would not face going to work on Monday with a hangover. Mrs...
The full moon of March 19th, being touted as the 'supermoon' due to its increased size and brightness is having an effect on the bowling scores of millions of bowlers across America. Once average and sub-average bowlers are now scoring above 250 and...
The announcement from NASA that gravitational changes are beginning to influence the weight of objects on our planet - making them to behave less heavy as a result of the gradual alignment of all the planets in the solar system (they will all be in a...
London UK - A living relative of Henry Smyth, a metaphysical alchemist, who occupied the house next to Sir Isaac Newton's home on Cameron Lane claims his ancestors discovered gravity. The distant relative has a journal page written by his forbear dat...
A leading academic yesterday dismissed the commonly held belief that Sir Isaac Newton formulated his theory of gravity after being struck on the head by an apple as "absolute fucking crap." Professor Hienk Hungrossen of Reading University said,"It...
The whole world shook yesterday, as scientists proved that gravity was a myth- and managed to lose a country with it. The astonishing discovery was made by European scientists working in France last week, but no announcement was made until yesterd...
Washington D.C.- Partial results of the latest census performed by the U.S. Census Bureau was released today with troubling revelations. Apparently, 42% of the country's population does not believe in gravity. The Census Bureau is shocked by...
A team from the University of Norwich have completed a four-year study into gravity and have discovered 12 "gravity hot spots" in the British Isles. In these areas, gravity appears to be stronger than "standard" gravity. British Gravity, long rec...
JOURNALIST Carole Malone has collapsed in on herself forming a spiraling vortex of hate, according to reports. Colleagues say that The News of the World columnist Carole was sat at her desk reading this week's copy of Spicy magazine before emittin...
New research suggests that the forces of gravity may not be due to the Earth's inner core consisting of dragon's blood as has long been thought.
There is an old familiar adage, "what goes up, must come down." Our brains have turned into the body's second appendix and it's been inducing paranoia in many high school dropouts who have taken drastic action in getting emergency l...
Gravity can be the wait of the world for many men, often not discussed because of the sensitive nature of the tissue. Bearing the burden of a heavy proof, erectile dysfunction (ED) is nothing more than a classical mechanical engineering problem, says a US urologist.
SCHAUMBERG, IL - Leyland Moser, the newly elected head of the American Society for the Preservation of Gravity (ASPG), has called on President Bush "to take immediate steps to reduce this nation's alarming rate of gravity consumption."...
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