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Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Charlotte, NC - It seems to any keen golf fan that World #1 golfer, Rory McIlroy, plays best after he has parted ways in a relationship. Last year, after kicking his fiancee, Woz, to the curb, he immediately won two big tournaments. Now, according to...

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Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Funny story: Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Malibu, CA - Production Assistant, Alicia Glitz, was just trying to scratch her way up to the mid-level ranks of the hair and make-up department, in the dog-eat-dog entertainment industry, when she scored a job on the big Bruce Jenner interview, with...

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Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Funny story: Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Scottsdale, Arizona - Chip Fairway, here at the world famous PGA Training Facility of Scottsdale, where pro players can undergo any number of tests they think will help lower their score out on the course. A well-trained team of doctors, swing coache...

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Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Funny story: Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Hilton Head, South Carolina - Our man on the golf scene, Chip Fairway, had been at the RBC Heritage Golf Tournament for four very long days - his work was done. There was nothing left to do but smudge some dirt over the scratch on his rental car and...

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Rory Takes Another Swing at Wozniacki!

Funny story: Rory Takes Another Swing at Wozniacki!

Dublin, Ireland - Most journalists covering the sporting world thought it would never happen, but it has - Irish Golfer Rory Mcilroy has taken the star tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki, back into his well-pumped biceps. We had our Ace-In-The-Hol...

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Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Funny story: Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Jupiter, Florida - If you only know two things about Micheal Jordan, it's that he likes to play basketball, and that he likes to play golf - and he likes to do both of these things, very fast! Since retiring from the basketball world, Micheal Jor...

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Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Funny story: Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Augusta, Georgia - On the eve of the 79th Master's Golf Tournament, ESPN revealed some of the answers to an unofficial, impromptu poll that they have been conducting over the last several tournaments. And according to these surveys, 2-time Master's w...

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First Body Part Found At Trump's New Golf Course

Funny story: First Body Part Found At Trump's New Golf Course

Ferry Point, The Bronx, NY - With winter's harsh grip loosening across the New York City region, golfers are dusting off their clubs and getting ready to hit the links for the 2015 season. But this year, NY golfers are in for a special treat, as Dona...

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Lindsay Vonn Says Tiger's Glutes Are "Fully Activated" For Master's.

Funny story: Lindsay Vonn Says Tiger's Glutes Are "Fully Activated" For Master's.

Olympic Downhill Ski great, Lindsay Vonn, assured worldwide golf fans that her boyfriend, Tiger Woods, and his glutes, were fully activated in preparation for the 79th Master's Golf Tournament taking place this week. This in speculation, after Tiger...

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Ear of the Tiger

First, there was the photo showing Tiger Woods missing front tooth. Now, a more recent photo shows that Tiger is also missing his left ear. When asked about it by a reporter, Tiger nonchalantly shrugged it off saying, "It's due to a shaving acc...

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The Sodom and Gomorrah Golf Classic

And God said, "Noah, I want you to quit working on the ark." "Pardon?" said a disbelieving Noah. You want me to do what?" "The ark, Noah, you won't be needing it." "But, God," protested Noah, "I've been working on the ark for the past four hundred years, and it's almost done. All that's left is to put in the shuffleboard court." "Sorry, Noah, but the great flood i...

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Bikini Babes Stage "Pro Police Protest" At Florida Golf Club

Funny story: Bikini Babes Stage "Pro Police Protest" At Florida Golf Club

Holding signs saying "Cops are hot" and "Cops do it better" local bikini babes swarmed the "Flamingo and the Raven Golf Club" in Sundown Florida. About 100 of the hottest chicks in south Florida attended the bikini and thong protest to show their su...

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Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

Funny story: Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

DALLAS -- Health officials' handling of the first Ebola patient diagnosed in the United States continued to raise questions Friday, after the hospital that is treating the patient and that mistakenly sent him home when he first came to its emergency...

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Miley Cyrus Dominican Republic Ban Sidetracks Golfing NATO Leaders

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Dominican Republic Ban Sidetracks Golfing NATO Leaders

The Miley Cyrus ban by the Dominican Republic is sidetracking the conversation at the NATO summit currently being held at the Celtic Manor Golf Resort in Newport, Wales, the home of the 2010 Ryder Cup won by Europe 14 ½ to 13 ½ when Hunter Mahan yip...

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Putin Tired of Disengaged Obama, Threatens to Bomb US Golf Courses

Funny story: Putin Tired of Disengaged Obama, Threatens to Bomb US Golf Courses

Moscow - Russian President Putin has become bored with not having a worthy adversary on the foreign policy landscape due to President Obama's lack of interest in world affairs. The Russian leader always welcomes a challenge and believes having a...

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Tiger Woods to Headline TEPCO Fukushima Open July 17-20 2014

Funny story: Tiger Woods to Headline TEPCO Fukushima Open July 17-20 2014

Tiger Woods will headline the inaugural TEPCO Fukushima Open Golf Championship at the Jack Nicklaus newly designed Fukushima National Golf Course in Fukushima, Japan, the Japan Golf Tour Organisation announced today, April 10, 2014. The Fukushima Ope...

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Tiger Woods Has A Horrible Feeling That His Golfing Days Are Numbered

Funny story: Tiger Woods Has A Horrible Feeling That His Golfing Days Are Numbered

LAS VEGAS - Legendary golfer Tiger Woods recently talked with a reporter with The Sports Bet Gazette about his recurring back problem. Woods told Zorro La Bamba with SBG that his back had been feeling okay up until a few days ago. La Bamba aske...

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Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

Funny story: Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

SAN FRANCISCO - Lindsey Vonn, the injured Olympic skiing champion, is reportedly at her wits end with boyfriend Tiger Woods. The couple has been dating for about a year and Vonn has dropped hint after hint after hint that she wants to become the n...

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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