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Canadian tornado mows lawn!

Funny story: Canadian tornado mows lawn!

A Canadian lawn mower who hates mowing his lawn, but forced outside because his wife cannot stand the grass being longer than 6 inches, decided enough is enough, and God provided him with the perfect solution! He started mowing the lawn and notice...

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God and Son Jesus Negotiating Another Attempt to Fix Humanity

Funny story: God and Son Jesus Negotiating Another Attempt to Fix Humanity

Heaven - After two attempts to fix a million year old experiment gone wrong, God and son Jesus were said to be in discussions on another attempt as the two thousand year anniversary of the end of the first failed try around 32 A.D. by Jesus approache...

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Spanish Fast-Food gang raid restaurants resembling a plague of locusts!

Funny story: Spanish Fast-Food gang raid restaurants resembling a plague of locusts!

In the Spanish town of Bembibre, in the north-western Castile and Leon region a "Fast-Food" gang of thieves raided the local El Carmen restaurant, devoured 10000 Euros worth of food and drink, then disappeared as fast as they had come! Spanish res...

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President Trump Hears The Voice of God

[President Trump is being interviewed by Charlie Rose on PBS] CR: Mr. President, thank you for being here. T: My pleasure. CR: The New York Times reported today that you've claimed that President Obama tapped your phone. T: That's right. CR: What proof do you have of that? T: How else do you explain it? CR: Explain what? T: The leaks. How do you explain the leaks? Everything that happe...

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God Admits Rigging the World Series

Funny story: God Admits Rigging the World Series

God Almighty, aka Allah, the High Almighty, Jehovah, and Yahweh admits that he caused the World Series to go out to the full seven games. "I know it's unprecedented, but come on, I haven't ever interfered before, not even during that dreadful Blac...

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Mother Nature Picketing God Outside Pearly Gates Over Labor Rights

Funny story: Mother Nature Picketing God Outside Pearly Gates Over Labor Rights

Pearly Gates, Heaven - Mother Nature tips back her raggedy leaf-crown in front of God's famous gates, refusing to go to arbitration over their on-going dispute regarding her wage package. The wand-waving Disastress has been very vocal over the last s...

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Jesus Makes a Confession: " I messed up…"

Funny story: Jesus Makes a Confession: " I messed up…"

In a late afternoon press conference, Jesus made a shocking confession: "I screwed up." "I don't get to say that very often, but remember that I'm only mostly divine, you know? Nobody's perfect - well, except my dad. The Creator rarely messes up,...

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God Enraged Chik fil A is Closed on Sunday

Funny story: God Enraged Chik fil A is Closed on Sunday

God woke up last Sunday with one thing on his mind: a nice hot Chik fil A chicken sandwich with a large fries and a large coke. To his dismay he soon found out all Chik fil A locations were closed on Sunday in order to give homage to the Almighty h...

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God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

Funny story: God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

Minneapolis, MN-Following the Minnesota Vikings recent strong start to the NFL season, The Lord himself has been seen wearing a Vikings jersey, something not reported since the 2009 season in which Brett Favre lead the team to the NFC Championship Ga...

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"This is God and I approve this message!"

Television screens, computers and hand held devices of all kinds went suddenly blank for an instant last night. Then.....a bright light shone on all the devices and a strong, but friendly voice filled the screens. Texting fingers posed in mid air, re...

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Jesus Tasered After Walking Into Church

33 year old two time zombie Jesus of Nazareth was tasered by an off duty policeman Sunday morning after he entered a Catholic church during mass. Witnesses from a home across the street from the church report seeing "some scroungy looking guy" ent...

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God No Show

Police were called out to the village of "No" in Shropshire in the early hours of this morning after pensioners staged a riot over the "non appearance of God". Forty seven geriatrics were arrested for a variety of public order offences. The annual...

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Trump Hears from God While Trapped on Elevator

Funny story: Trump Hears from God While Trapped on Elevator

Colorado Springs, CO: Donald Trump claimed in his stump speech that he heard a message from God while trapped on an elevator just before a rally in Colorado Springs. "You know," he stated, "I need to say it, I shouldn't, but okay I will. I was t...

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NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

Funny story: NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

After checking out facebook for a half hour, and reading the comments section under a review for the Ghostbusters remake, God decided enough was enough, and had the seven angels sound their trumpets marking the end of the rein of mankind on earth.

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God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

Funny story: God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

Vatican City, Italy - God has given word to Pope Francis that he wants the pontiff to file a lawsuit in New Jersey's 2nd appellate court, claiming that Angel Soft toilet paper is guilty of defamation of character against his beloved angels. "God w...

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Jesus Hangs Up His Crown of Thorns, Looks Forward To Retirement

Funny story: Jesus Hangs Up His Crown of Thorns, Looks Forward To Retirement

According a late-day press conference, God announced Jesus would no longer be in the family business and that the two had mutually agreed to part ways after over 2,000 years of working together. "It probably wasn't a good idea from the start," J...

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Spoof writer ponders afterlife: "I wonder---does God laugh?"

I wonder---------Does God laugh? As I lay in bed a few nights ago and after I said my prayers, I do what I expect a lot of folks my age do, I wondered about heaven and about God. At eighty, not a bad time to start, right? Like, are there really a heaven and an afterlife? What's it like? Will they all be there? I heard once that a person asked a theologian if there were dogs in heaven. The theol...

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13 Things that Ruin Mankind's Faith in God

Funny story: 13 Things that Ruin Mankind's Faith in God

There are many things which ruin mankind's faith in God. Here is a selection of the biggest causes, in descending order: 1. Religion. 2. Greasy, fat, corrupt, middle-aged photographers surrounded by beautiful women who do what they tell them no matter how denigrating or violating. 3. Natural disasters such as earthquakes and George Bush Junior. 4. Unnatural disasters such as 9/11 and G...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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