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Funny story: Zimmerman Release Revoked Because When He Shot Martin He Wasn't 'Standing On His Own Ground'.

Zimmerman Release Revoked Because When He Shot Martin He Wasn't 'Standing On His Own Ground'.

The judge in the Travon Martin murder case has revoked the decision on the killing that set shooter George Zimmerman free due a technicality. Zimmerman's defense had rested largely on the basis of the Florida 'Stand Your Ground' law that states that...

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Funny story: Obama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case

Obama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case

WASHINGTON, DC --- In a surprise---some might say, an astonishing---admission during a recent White House press conference during which he eulogized the late anti-Semitic bigot Helen Thomas, President Obama admitted that, when he was the same age as...

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Funny story: Obama administration mulls military action to end Zimmerman situation

Obama administration mulls military action to end Zimmerman situation

WASHINGTON - The top U.S. military officer told a Senate panel Thursday that the Obama administration is deliberating whether to use military power to end the situation caused by the Zimmermann ruling. Amid an increasing clamour among Trayvon Mart...

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Funny story: Florida Implements An Amazing New Teenage Curfew

Florida Implements An Amazing New Teenage Curfew

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - The state of Florida has decided that in order to prevent anymore senseless acts of violence [i.e. The George Zimmerman case] it will be putting into effect a new curfew which will apply to anyone between the ages of 8 and 21.

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Funny story: George Zimmerman to make millions in endorsements

George Zimmerman to make millions in endorsements

Fantasyland, Florida -- Who says crime doesn't pay? Neighborhood watch hitman George Zimmerman is lining up dozens of lucrative endorsements now that he's a free man. Most involve products designed to make the night watch a little more comfortable an...

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Funny story: Congress: Thanks for making this about race

Congress: Thanks for making this about race

WASHINGTON D.C. In the wake of the much-televised George Zimmerman trial, with echoes of loud protests over the verdict audible from the street, another sound can be heard inside the congressional chambers: the clinking of champagne glasses. Foll...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman Offered A Deputy's Job By Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio

George Zimmerman Offered A Deputy's Job By Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The word coming out of the boiling desert of Arizona is that the self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff In The USA, Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has offered George Zimmerman a job. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

George Zimmerman Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

SANFORD, Florida - Executives of several television shows including The View, Piers Morgan Tonight, The Viagra View, and Dancing With The Stars have all reportedly contacted George Zimmerman about appearing on their shows. The information comes fr...

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Funny story: Alabama Bans George Zimmerman

Alabama Bans George Zimmerman

MONTGOMERY - In a special session that was called immediately after Zimmerman was found not guilty the Alabama State Senate convened and by a vote of 33-2 passed a state ruling that George Zimmerman is banned from ever entering the state. Senator...

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Funny story: The Reverend Al Sharpton Suggests That George Zimmerman May Want To Move To Afghanistan Where He'll Be Safe

The Reverend Al Sharpton Suggests That George Zimmerman May Want To Move To Afghanistan Where He'll Be Safe

NEW YORK CITY - Reverend Al Sharpton stood in front of the Statue of Liberty and said that the jury has spoken and now the people must obey what the jury has said no matter how they may feel. The reverend who is no stranger to controversy told Sin...

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Funny story: M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

Following the acquittal of George Zimmerman for the shooting of Trayvon Martin there has been a call from Zimmerman supporters for the M&M world stores in Las Vegas, New York and Orlando to be shut down. The move comes as stores around the countr...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

New York City -- Lame duck Mayor Michael Bloomberg is working to install neighborhood watch favorite George Zimmerman as the city's next Police Commissioner. "Think of this as my going away present to the city," said Bloomberg, who will be out o...

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Funny story: Republicans Call for "Starve Your Poor" Legislation

Republicans Call for "Starve Your Poor" Legislation

WASHINGTON, DC--Having had such success nationwide with the Stand Your Ground laws, Republicans in the House and Senate are now calling for passage of a law they call the "Starve Your Poor Bill." This bill, which Republicans are selling as a self-de...

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Funny story: That's the Way the Crackers Crumble

That's the Way the Crackers Crumble

After Rachel Jeantel's recent testimony in the trial of George Zimmerman, a lot of white people are suddenly wondering out loud why it's o.k. to call white people 'crackers,' while other racial epithets are out of bounds. Prominent blacks are being...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman's Wife Arrested! Rev. Al Sharpton Reportedly Does Three Back Flips

George Zimmerman's Wife Arrested! Rev. Al Sharpton Reportedly Does Three Back Flips

SANFORD, Florida - Well it appears that The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus has come to Sanford. Just when it seems that the Zimmerman Saga could not get any weirder, Georgy Porgy's wife Shellie "Belly" Zimmerman comes out of the wo...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman Will Invoke Skittle Defense In Trayvon Martin Killing

George Zimmerman Will Invoke Skittle Defense In Trayvon Martin Killing

BILLINGSGATE POST - It could have been Tostitos, it might have been Sour Patch Kids or Fruit Loops; but it wasn't. When Trayvon Martin was gunned down by George Zimmerman, he happened to be stuffing his pie-hole with Skittles. While Reverend Al Shar...

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Funny story: Zimmerman's Conversation With Hannity Revealed

Zimmerman's Conversation With Hannity Revealed

Sanford, FL - In a bombshell press conference yesterday, defense attorneys Hal Uhrig and Craig Sonner revealed to the press that their former client, George Zimmerman, had spoken with Fox News commentator Sean Hannity. That same evening, Hannity too...

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