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Funny story: George Michael Bummed To Within An Inch Of His Life

George Michael Bummed To Within An Inch Of His Life

Former pop superstar George Michael, sentenced to eight weeks in prison last week, has been the victim of a relentless and sustained sexual attack during which his ringpiece was ripped and his sphincter muscle contorted. Mr Michael, real name Geo...

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Funny story: George Michael Is Not Pregnant

George Michael Is Not Pregnant

Sources from close to those in the know, who may or may not be directly involved with Her Majesty's Prison Service (but probably not) today issued a vehement rebuff to suggestions from certain commentators that former Wham! star George Michael has fa...

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Funny story: George Michael Unhappy at Prison Strip Search

George Michael Unhappy at Prison Strip Search

George Michael has made a formal complaint at HMP Pentonville about the conduct of a strip search he received during his reception there. He said a prison officer lifted up his penis and stroked it three times. He has, allegedly, said on his compl...

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Funny story: Brits are a vicious lot so why am I ROFL?

Brits are a vicious lot so why am I ROFL?

The ex Wham, Careless Whisper, Last Christmas singer, George Michael has landed himself a short spell in the care of Her Majesty's Prison Service. Maybe he deserved it but would he not have been better off in rehab, paid for by himself thus saving th...

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Funny story: George Michael Sentenced To Eight Weeks In Women's Prison

George Michael Sentenced To Eight Weeks In Women's Prison

George Michael has been sentenced to eight weeks in a women's prison and lost his license for five years, Tuesday for driving under the influence of drugs when he crashed his car into a London photo shop. That's two non-moving buildings within the...

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Funny story: Careless Biffter .. George Michaels Jailed For 8 Weeks

Careless Biffter .. George Michaels Jailed For 8 Weeks

Former heart throb, George Michaels, awoke today to spend the next eight weeks in an entirely 'different corner' ... An 8 foot by 6 foot cell. The singer, who's real name is Frank Jones, was sentenced following revelations he had crashed his Austi...

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Funny story: Inmates Demand £10k a Week From George Michael as 'Protection Money'

Inmates Demand £10k a Week From George Michael as 'Protection Money'

Homosexual pop star George Michael has already run into trouble just a day into his porridge at Pentonville Prison with prison heavies demanding £10,000 a week in protection money to protect him in the showers. Apparantly, George Michael has been...

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Funny story: George Michael Given Another Ten Years After Reports That He Swerved To Avoid Hitting Gary Glitter

George Michael Given Another Ten Years After Reports That He Swerved To Avoid Hitting Gary Glitter

Rumours just in seem to suggest that George Michael, the former Wham! singer and alleged out of control weed gardener has been sentenced by the Court Of Star Chamber to an additional ten years on top of his existing sentence. After rumours (unfoun...

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Funny story: Prison Governor notes that Mr Michael may have foreseen his future

Prison Governor notes that Mr Michael may have foreseen his future

Mr Trevor Brew, Chief Screw at Her Majesty's Open Prison Balaclava on the Isle of Wight, welcomed the impending arrival of the most famous inmate sent to him for rehab and further driver instruction. "Mr Michael will find that membership is a smil...

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Funny story: George Michael Heads For Chile

George Michael Heads For Chile

George Michael, the former pop star who was handed an eight-week jail sentence yesterday, is this evening heading out of Heathrow Airport on his way to Chile, it has been revealed. Michael, or, should I say, Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou to give hi...

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Funny story: George Michael has been sentenced to prison. "At last!" He said, smiling!

George Michael has been sentenced to prison. "At last!" He said, smiling!

George Michael has fulfilled a lifetime dream, he's been sentenced to prison, "yahoo" he yelled as sentence was passed. George is packing his suitcase full of tight "Whammy" shorts, his pink tangas and his special pink latex gloves "wanky wanky!"...

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Funny story: Hampstead Heath now safe to go to at night

Hampstead Heath now safe to go to at night

Londoners in the NW3 area were celebrating today as they discovered the joys of being able to walk on Hampstead Heath at night without any strange Greek gentlemen approaching them for some adult fun. The news of George Michaels imprisonment was ma...

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Funny story: Judge Declares George Michael Public Nuisance, Bans Him from Society

Judge Declares George Michael Public Nuisance, Bans Him from Society

LONDON, England - A judiciary hearing was held in London's High Court Monday to determine whether or not singer George Michael has reached a level of public nuisance which should prohibit him from ever being allowed to interact with society again...

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Funny story: Hampstead ganja dealers desolate as George Michael goes to jail

Hampstead ganja dealers desolate as George Michael goes to jail

London - (High Times): The North London weed dealing economy is facing penury as top Hampstead toker George Michael heads for HMP Wormwood Scrubs tonight. The singer got eight weeks for pranging his motor in Hampstead High Street in a combustible...

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Funny story: George Michael Gets Eight Weeks In Prison Over Snappy Snaps Weed Mishap

George Michael Gets Eight Weeks In Prison Over Snappy Snaps Weed Mishap

Wham bam thank you mam breaking news - George Michael jailed for eight weeks for being off his nut at the wheel of his car as he crashed into Snappy Snaps. A Snappy Snaps snapper customer complained that in his opinion the sentence was way too len...

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Funny story: George Michael - "I'm NOT gay, I was just stoned"

George Michael - "I'm NOT gay, I was just stoned"

George Michael has admitted that despite previous claims, he is actually NOT gay and has in fact just been stoned for 10 years. Asked if he was certain - given his track record of overt gayness - he said "I'm not just certain, I'm HIV positive."...

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Funny story: George Michael is Praying for time

George Michael is Praying for time

Jail time that is. Michael, real name Georgios Panayiotou, appeared amid heavy security at the magistrates' court after having been told that the next time he comes back, could mean for keeps, and the pop star couldn't be more delighted. 'I just n...

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