Detroit,MI/ Car Crash News - In an unprecedented action President Barack "Hot Rod" Obama, effectively seized control of the world's largest automaker by forcing the current CEO to resign. Car aficionados likened the action to Barney Frank taking...
(Washington, D.C.) In the CEO Gulfstream jet wake of General Motors, Ford and Chrysler returning to Congress in search of a 34 billion-dollar bailout, a sleigh with a vanity license plate that read simply "S. Claus" touched down in front of the Capit...
The Big Three automakers, General Motors, Ford and Chrysler, disclosed their new plan for using federal dollars to save the US auto industry. Sensitive to public perception after the incident where they flew in separate private jets, the three CEOs w...
Meltdown, Michigan - Ford, GM and Chrysler have all filed for bankruptcy protection under Chapter 11 following their failed attempts to lobby congress for a carve-out of $25 billion from the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund. "There's no w...
Despite the debate and discussion explaining the benefits of GM crops, a major producer had admitted that its crop might have been a total failure, offering as it does a calorific and food value content of nil.
Dearborn, Michigan General Motors Corp. reported today that it lost US$38.7Billion in FY 2007. But GM Executive Charles Wherzet had high hopes of recovering the money. "I just saw it last week on the conference room table. It ca...
LANCASTER, Mich. - In an effort to support manufacturing jobs and help the environment, GM announced it will produce horse driven carriages. The motorized carriage will be phased out by the year 2018 to meet the standards of the Energy and Fair Labor...
GM's announcement earlier this week about producing a 'driverless vehicle' has Police across the nation lobbying against production focusing mainly on the current drunk driving laws.
DETROIT (FMLiveWire) - General Motors has unveiled a radical plan to end all of its current high-priced car models and to switch production entirely to the new Nano car just unveiled by India's Tata Motors in an undisclosed licensing and joint ve...
General Motors stepped back today from its shift to stickshifts after a freak accident occurred yesterday involving Ron Paul, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The development comes four weeks after a previous announcement that
Responding to growing concerns over global warming, General Motors (GM) announced today that it would make all of its vehicles with standard transmissions, starting in 2009. Manual transmissions generally get better fuel mileage than...
Struggling auto giant General Motors is introducing a new concept car aimed at customers who are intimidated by modern technology and all things requiring sophisticated skills or understanding. The GM Dolt, "the car for the rest of us", wa...
DETROIT (AP) General Motors announced a stunning new automobile that is bound to revive the fortunes of the recently troubled automaker. "After several quarters of lackluster sales, we think we have a breakthrough new car that will revolutioniz...
General Motors announced that they were cutting over 30,000 jobs and closing several plants. Analysts with the Michigan State Department of Labor have discovered the following jobs will not be cut in the layoffs:...
Cadillac, Michigan---General Motors is planning to make and sell the car of the future now meaning Today. It is a full featured spiffed up, spit and polish model with shiny gold hub caps and tinted glass visors for those who love the concept of tota...
DETROIT (AP) General Motors announced a total downsizing of its entire fleet of SUVs. The once profitable SUV monsters have become harder to sell to customers who cannot afford high gas prices. Over the past few years the size, weight, and gas consu...
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