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Funny story: "Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

"Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

The achingly-TECHNICALLY-NOT-NEO-CON!!! Hoover Institute has been facing, not so much a funding crisis, (hell no!) as a trolling crisis. Yup! By now, millions of still-benighted citizens of the Global Village wildly insinuate that they have finally sussed out what's going on… Aye, a wicked legion of notoriously disingenuous and cynical conspiracy theorists now wantonly assert that the Hoov...

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Funny story: General Election: The Good Goss Recap

General Election: The Good Goss Recap

The General Election is now over, bringing an end to the 'most exciting election ever'. Well, that's what the media was drilling into us. Over £100 million was bet on the outcome of the election, as the nation held its breath to find out the result o...

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Funny story: Hellfire Club back in the saddle again

Hellfire Club back in the saddle again

London - A seedy trifecta of Hellfire Club bastards is back in charge of the British Government tonight. Three former Bullingdon boys - David Cameron, George Osborne and Boris Johnson - are pissing themselves stupid at pulling off a majority in wh...

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Funny story: Alistair Campbell Explain Why YOU Should be Voting

Alistair Campbell Explain Why YOU Should be Voting

I'm going to go to the polling station and choose the least despicable of x number cynical warmongers who are bombing people in other countries in the name of their own moral charisma and divine mission, destabilising entire regions purely in the name of their petty self-interest, and deliberately and maliciously placing the wellbeing lives of UK citizens at risk... But you don't go to the pol...

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Funny story: 2015 Election SHOCK result!

2015 Election SHOCK result!

I've just come back in my time machine from 8th with the election result: After a hung parliament Labour bashed out a deal with UKIP. With this new government UKIP will claim victory with Britain's independence from the European Union's 'tyranny'...

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Funny story: UKIP's Tarquin Proclaimeth, Albion Fall Silent!

UKIP's Tarquin Proclaimeth, Albion Fall Silent!

Once, Tarquin Binnett warned us about the damage idle female bishops are doing to all our bathrooms, summoning divine flood-vengeance upon our Englishmen's castles, and leaving the floors wet and untidy. http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201503070309/ukips-tarquin-idle-woman-bishops-naughty-un-british-weather/ But what about the terrible gay warming crisis? You know, there is...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight Independence Party promises referendum following election

Isle of Wight Independence Party promises referendum following election

In a shocking addendum to their manifesto released last week, the Isle of Wight Independence Party (IWIP) has promised the island's residents a referendum on the subject of independence if they are successful in next weeks election. 'If Independen...

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Funny story: Free Viagra for all deserving cases as Brit Top Knobs slug it out for votes

Free Viagra for all deserving cases as Brit Top Knobs slug it out for votes

London - Bankers' bonuses in the City of London will be part-paid in Viagra and part in cash in a brand new election initiative by the Conservatives. London-based Hard Times austerity think tank reported today the policy will see bankers able to...

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Funny story: The Election Part Two

The Election Part Two

Part two of our look at the candidates in the upcoming election has us conducting a interview round the back of the houses of Parliament. Inside a large bin where the Lib Dems have their campaign headquarters and we were ushered inside by a blind man being led by another blind man. Nick Clegg was seated on stool made of the last elections manifesto, it looked hollow. He seemed pleased to see us...

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Funny story: Miliband and Sturgeon plan partnership ahead of election

Miliband and Sturgeon plan partnership ahead of election

A report by the leading market research and opinion polling company UTWAT claimed today that the success of UKIP can be attributed almost entirely to their decision to use an acronym for a name. Chief researcher, Norbert Spangler insisted that the...

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Funny story: Nicola Sturgeon sells 'Great Seal of Scotland'

Nicola Sturgeon sells 'Great Seal of Scotland'

With the General Election only weeks away, it is rumoured that the Scottish First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon, has sold the Great Seal of Scotland in order to boost the SNP election war-chest. Strictly speaking, the Great Seal of Scotland was abolis...

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Funny story: Election debates now to feature 'Red Chair'

Election debates now to feature 'Red Chair'

The Election Leaders are to undergo the 'red chair' treatment in upcoming TV Debates. The main Leaders will perform, sitting in Graeme Tronot - style red chair, the audience being equipped with 'worm - pads', which will transmit electric shocks t...

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Funny story: Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government Eric Pickles is to be replaced by a dugong in the General Election. The shock history-making revelation was made in an extraordinary constituency meeting in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. "I...

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Funny story: Election Thoughts with Reverend W A Spooner

Election Thoughts with Reverend W A Spooner

Mood Gorning, I tant to walk today about the forthcoming General Election, which is only wee threeks away and is constantly deing biscussed in all the marious vedia. Some of you might fe beeling a fittle led up of all the telection alk and may creel like frying out: "I stan't cand many ore of this! I wish I fas war away hom frere." To all of you I say: "I hear you and I understand". It al...

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Funny story: Amazing Conspiracy Revealed

Amazing Conspiracy Revealed

A secret document has been passed to Spoof stringer Joseph Waterloo. which reveals the fact that the main political parties in Britain are conspiring to stop people voting. The plan has been devised by an inner circle of powerful people from both...

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Funny story: Scottish Labour Leader Jim Murphy's head size preventing him from leading normal life

Scottish Labour Leader Jim Murphy's head size preventing him from leading normal life

Jim Murphy, leader of the Scottish Labour Party, has admitted struggling with enlarged head syndrome which kicked in as a teenager and worsened as he got older. Jim's head accounts for 30% of his entire body weight and that it's becoming harder to st...

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Funny story: Tory Party to lose election after Angel from Heaven tells poverty stricken single mum not to worry

Tory Party to lose election after Angel from Heaven tells poverty stricken single mum not to worry

A single mother, struggling to get by on the two low paid jobs , says she has was visited by an Angel the other night. The mother who has being trying to scrape money together to buy herself shoes but put her kids first, says the Angel has assured he...

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