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Funny story: Turner Prize 2018 Dominated By Smartphone Videos

Turner Prize 2018 Dominated By Smartphone Videos

The Turner Prize 2018 has gone to Charlotte Prodger, a 44-year-old Scottish lesbian who filmed herself 'coming out' on her iPhone, but the second and third-placed entries were also videos recorded on phones. Second place went to the Hull-born soci...

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Funny story: "Get thee behind me, Stan" and Other Biblical Misconceptions

"Get thee behind me, Stan" and Other Biblical Misconceptions

Despite the death sentence imposed on him in a fatwa issued by the Pope, our fearless Religion Editor, Paxton Quigley, continues his exposés of the contradictions and stupidities of blind faith. In this occasional series he explains some typographical errors, omissions and mistranslations from the bible. "Get thee behind me, Satan." It is well-known that there are gospels missing from the bible...

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Funny story: Jeff Rohrer To Marry A Person With A Penis

Jeff Rohrer To Marry A Person With A Penis

The former Dallas Cowboys linebacker, Jeff Rohrer, has spoken out after becoming the first NFL player, past or present, to get married to a human with a cock. Rohrer, who played for the Cowboys alongside such tough guys as Tony Dorsett, Ed 'Too Ta...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Reacting to the surprising news that one of their former players, Jeff Rohrer, is to marry a man, the Dallas Cowboys have signalled their support for him by revealing plans that they are to erect a statue of the former linebacker outside their AT&...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Polari as spoken by Kenneth Williams

Where are they now? Polari as spoken by Kenneth Williams

"Ooh! Isn't he bold?" as Julian and Sandy would say to "Mr. 'Orne" in the heyday of Polari, or the old British gay slang. Julian and Sandy's use of Polari on the BBC radio comedy "Round the Horne" introduced Polari to a mass audience, identifying them as gay to those in the know. Round the Horne's use of it ultimately led to Polari's near-demise as a means of communication between gay men. I su...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Really F***s Up

Nashville Man Really F***s Up

Undeterred by his friends’ comments that coquettishly sexy Amanda Schumaker, blue-blooded daughter of the CEO of a national fast food chain, was way out of his league, Luke Hayden of Nashville, Tennessee, successfully pursued the society belle, only...

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Funny story: Gay conversion therapy proves effective

Gay conversion therapy proves effective

Reverend Geoff Bent runs gay conversion therapy courses from his parish in Butte, Montana. Unlike his rivals, he claims a 100% success rate with his students. TheSpoof decided to investigate his methods, so I went undercover as a homosexualist to ask...

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Funny story: Round-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun

Round-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun

A hot-air balloon enthusiast who has, for years, harbored aspirations of making a round-the-world navigation, has set off on the journey in a specially-designed enormous condom in the colors of the LGBT movement. The pilot's name is Gaston Faggé,...

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Funny story: Sesame Street Residents React To Bert & Ernie’s Outing

Sesame Street Residents React To Bert & Ernie’s Outing

It would appear that what was long suspected has finally been confirmed by a writer of the popular children’s reality television show, “Sesame Street”: Bert and Ernie are, in fact, a gay couple. The news shook the world, but none are more embroiled i...

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Funny story: Bride Hijacks Gay Wedding

Bride Hijacks Gay Wedding

Bridezilla, Clara Fluff, was devastated to learn that her Wedding Venue had burned down just three days before her wedding due date, last week. Sobbing and distraught, she asked a local radio station to put out an All Points Bulletin to get her a...

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Funny story: Multigender Pangender Transgender Couple -Who Wears the Trousers?

Multigender Pangender Transgender Couple -Who Wears the Trousers?

Unusually, on waking up, Lesley Jones, of Middlewich, Cheshire, who was born a woman, decides what gender he will be for that day depending on what she feels like. If she feels like he is male on that particular day, he binds his chest, wears trouser...

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Funny story: Ben Stoker Cricket Attack In Detail

Ben Stoker Cricket Attack In Detail

In a case that has proved both 'horrifying' and 'hilarious', fictional England cricketer Ben Stoker has appeared in court charged with 'a fray' after he was involved in an altercation outside a gay club in Bristol. Mr Stoker is alleged to have 'l...

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Funny story: John Leslie Marries Kit Harrington

John Leslie Marries Kit Harrington

Disgraced TV presenter John Leslie raced from court today in a morning suit, giving the finger to waiting reporters and vultures alike as he jumped into a waiting taxi. With minutes to spare he arrived at an Aberdeen Castle to greet members of the...

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Funny story: Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Warning. Hot, hunky, hetero studs, who break their arms or legs or feet, are turning 'gay' after swallowing heavy doses of a painkiller called, Lyrica. A Brit ex-hetero, after breaking his foot, who was so hot after the ladies that even his steady...

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Funny story: Gay tarantulas' behaviour revealed

Gay tarantulas' behaviour revealed

Most people have heard of gay penguins, but gay spiders? Professor Quentin Webb of the University of West Ingtime has spent years studying them and has published his astonishing findings. According to Professor Webb, homosexuality is rampant among...

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Funny story: Gay for a Day Spray

Gay for a Day Spray

Introducing Gay for a Day Spray. Guys, have you ever wanted to go on a date, and no woman was available? This is the solution, Gay for a Day Spray. Just spray it on and you become so fabulous. Guys around you will seem so cute! Do note that this product is intended for men age 18 and older and is not sold in stores. This could increase your risk of becoming the victim of a hate crime, so protec...

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Funny story: Gay man shares nightmares with QB magazine

Gay man shares nightmares with QB magazine

Eric Henry spoke out in an interview with QB magazine for the first time to discuss the nightmares he experienced as a child which molded his life and made him the person he is today. At the age of 12 he was diagnosed with Sleep Paralysis that re...

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