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Funny story: Gay Gordon can now marry his partner in Scotland at last!

Gay Gordon can now marry his partner in Scotland at last!

Scotland has decided to allow "Gay Gordon" to marry his male partner at last because the Scots have given their approval to gay marriages. This decision has deep reverberations for Scottish males who have always been regarded by the rest of the world...

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Funny story: Superbowl Turns 10,000 Straight, Married Men Gay

Superbowl Turns 10,000 Straight, Married Men Gay

Once the end credits rolled and the Superbowl went to the NY Giants a lot of the viewers felt somehow different. Superbowl XLVI had many hetro males in the audience reeling from all the gayness in the game this year. First it was the David Beckha...

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Funny story: Pop star backs Fulham plans to increase Craven Cottage capacity

Pop star backs Fulham plans to increase Craven Cottage capacity

Pop star and erratic driver George 'Greekius' Michalos today backed plans for London football club Fulham to increase the capacity to their stadium. "I love it. I'm always up for a bit of the cottaging. Especially on Saturday afternoon when the gr...

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Funny story: Chicago Gays welcome Christian prophet into their bars!

Chicago Gays welcome Christian prophet into their bars!

It seems that God, after losing many of his earthly flock (except the blue-rinse brigade) has decided to recruit in other areas because the Christian churches are pretty empty these days. He has sent his prophet, Andrew Mann (straight by the way)...

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Funny story: Elton John's life to be filmed it promises to be a 'gay' old affair!

Elton John's life to be filmed it promises to be a 'gay' old affair!

Reg Dwight is to have his life filmed and his 'Gay' followers just can't wait to see him, his husband, Freddy Mercury, Boy George, George Michael, Ricky Martin, etc, all in action at some of the "parties" he held at his mansion. Reg's life is "...

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Funny story: Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Elton John and his partner David Furnish have at last agreed to have a baby, after years of agonising. "The problem was," says Elton," we considered there were far too many backward children in the world without producing another." However in...

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Funny story: Exclusive: Santa Claus Comes Clean With 'I'm Gay' Statement

Exclusive: Santa Claus Comes Clean With 'I'm Gay' Statement

Santa Claus, jolly fat man and present giver to children, was yesterday sensationally outed as being gay. The rotund, bearded buffoon, was snapped at a supermarket in a tender embrace with an unidentified male. Speaking from his home in Lapland...

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Funny story: British Men Unlikely To Embrace Lederhosen Because 'It's All A Bit Gay'

British Men Unlikely To Embrace Lederhosen Because 'It's All A Bit Gay'

British men over the age of sixteen are expected to openly revolt against an EU directive stipulating that in the interests of European brotherhood, they should demonstrate support for their German counterparts by wearing lederhosen for work and leis...

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Funny story: Jesus attends Gay Pride

Jesus attends Gay Pride

Revellers at the 2010 Brighton Gay Pride where shocked and thrilled when Jesus made a surprise appearance at the festival. "I couldn't believe it was him!" Said a man (or lesbian?) Jesus was in town promoting his new book, "The Bible: Uncut" w...

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Funny story: North Korea vows nuclear response to U.S. - Seoul gay pride parade and planned 'Secret Santa'

North Korea vows nuclear response to U.S. - Seoul gay pride parade and planned 'Secret Santa'

North Korea warned Saturday that it will respond with "powerful nuclear deterrence" to joint U.S. and South Korean military gay pride parade and picnic recently announced for soldiers stationed throughout South Korea. The online dating service, bathh...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Spotted at NYC Gay Pride March

Prince Harry Spotted at NYC Gay Pride March

New York, NY - Prince Harry was in town for a fun-filled weekend of firsts that included throwing out the first pitch at a New York Mets game, being the first player in a charity polo match to be thrown from his horse (he was not injured), and being...

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Funny story: Labour Pride March Brings London Traffic To A Halt

Labour Pride March Brings London Traffic To A Halt

The annual Labour Pride march took place in London today. Gaydon Broon led his party through the streets of London. "We are marching because we are in the minority and we want more people to come out of the closet and vote for us." The Queen of th...

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Funny story: Poofters encouraged to join MI5

Poofters encouraged to join MI5

The British intelligence service MI5 is pushing to recruit more flaming queers to the organisation. After all, say spokesmen for MI5, " Everyone knows 007 was a famous woopsie, all those sexy straight women around him - that's the hallmark of you...

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Funny story: India's DRDO loses one scientist every day - "just careless, really"

India's DRDO loses one scientist every day - "just careless, really"

India's premier military research body, the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO), loses one scientist every day amid the inefficient bustle of typical official top-secret bureaucracy.

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Funny story: John Barrowman not so gay, says buxom backstairs Lolita

John Barrowman not so gay, says buxom backstairs Lolita

'Captain Jack' John Barrowman's public image of gay pride and connubial bliss came under scrutiny yesterday amid revelations of weekend trysts with a prostitute and her enormous tits.

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Funny story: Boris Sulks: But I'm On Elton's Xmas List!

Boris Sulks: But I'm On Elton's Xmas List!

The spokesman for Tory Mayor of London candidate Boris Badenov announced this morning in a hastily-called press briefing that Boris was 'hurt and quite, quite upset' at news that Sir Elton John is now backing Lib Dem rival Brian Paddywacker,...

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Funny story: London Car Bombs Aimed At Gay Pride Festival, Maybe - Police

London Car Bombs Aimed At Gay Pride Festival, Maybe - Police

Police investigating the two car bombs planted in Central London yesterday say that the Gay Pride festival could have been a target for the bombers.

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